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'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to [[Clyde Cash]].
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==Video==
'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to [[Clyde Cash]]. Speaking of which, Chris actually uploaded this video a few hours before unveiling [[Secret Weapon|the first video exposing Cash's appearance to the internet]], when conventional wisdom would indicate that releasing the videos the other way around would be the more reasonable option.
 
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==Director's Cut==
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=== Transcript ===
{{quote|I am going to SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT... '''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!'''}}


Just a major up—just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al—everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.
=== Transcript - Part 1 ===


[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma—for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it—this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. [[Chris and reality|Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.]]
Just a major up-, just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al-, everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.


Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?
[''sighs''] Because you don't, because that thing has been bothering me for so ma-, for that long time. And you know how the expression, "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it, this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks!'' TOO MANY ''CROOKS!'' And that ED page is one of those crooks. [[Chris and English|Every page, every word on the discussion page, is a crook.]]


[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']
[[Stress sigh|[''stress sigh'']]] It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry? [''reaches off-camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with Clyde's picture taped to it''] This is Clyde.


This is Clyde.  
[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in right hand and making fist with left''] And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''punches doll so hard the paper comes off of it; he punches it some more, then reaches down to retrieve picture and rips it in half''] NNNGH!


[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']
[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? [''voice cracking''] [[Chris and anger|YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?]] You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is...BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']


And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''repeatedly punches the doll'']
=== Transcript - Part 2 ===


[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!
[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fart]]''] '''''EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!'''''


[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? [[Chris and anger|YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?]] You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is—BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']
[''picks up Clown Doll again and tries to tear its head off, but it slips through his hands''] '''''EENNGH—GGH!'''''


==Director's Cut==
[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to punch it repeatedly, causing the camera to turn slightly towards the left''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH! [''pops back up to [[Fangs|bare his teeth]], taking a deep breath before giving a primal growl'']
 
{{RageQuote|ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!}}
 
[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ultimate_Warrior Ultimate Warrior]''] '''Are you hear me? [[Death threats|You are ''DEAAAD''!]]  You are ''dead''!''' [''hiccups''] '''You are ''deeaad''! And so is that page. RRARRGGH-'''[''hic'']'''-RRRGGHH!!'''  [''snorts'']  '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']
 
[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again''] Mmm! You despi-, you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to '''beat''' your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again''] I am going to '''drag''' you right in front of '''everyone''' if we ever meet in public! [[South Park|I am going to '''''shove your ass down your throat''''']]... [''Ultimate Warrior voice''] '''And make you eat your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|UNDERWEARRR!]]'''''
 
'''ENGHERRRR!!'''
 
[''jump cut; Chris steps back and slams his arm right into the PSEye, making it tumble'']
 
{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}


==Original==
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{{quote|YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE!}}
{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}
 
=== Transcript ===
 
[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart'']  Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!
 
[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH—GGH!
 
[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!
 
[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!
 
[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME?  [[Death threats|YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''!]]  YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!'''  [''snorts'']  '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']
 
[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']
 
Mmm! You despi—you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again'']I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! [[South Park|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!]] NNNGHHGGGHH!'''
 
[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it'']
 
{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}


==Fan videos==
==Fan videos==
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| maker          = SleepySinews
| subject        = Chris's shenanigans, set to {{w|Death Grips}}.
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]


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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-30]]
[[Category:Videos with Camera Abuse]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-30]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-30]]

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Take that Page DOWN NOW! is a YouTube video posted by Chris on 30 March 2009, in which he demands that his Encyclopedia Dramatica page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to Clyde Cash. Speaking of which, Chris actually uploaded this video a few hours before unveiling the first video exposing Cash's appearance to the internet, when conventional wisdom would indicate that releasing the videos the other way around would be the more reasonable option.

Director's Cut

Chris-rage.gif

WARNING! This video features EXTREME levels of Tard Rage.


Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 30 March 2009
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, RageRage Rage, ReasonReason Negotiation, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash EDED ED
Shirt Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png Brown with Logo
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Take that Page DOWN NOW! 		next
Secret Weapon


“ I am going to SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT... AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! ”

Transcript - Part 1

Just a major up-, just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would really inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[removes glasses, grows more stern]--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al-, everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.

[sighs] Because you don't, because that thing has been bothering me for so ma-, for that long time. And you know how the expression, "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it, this was "too many crooks." Too many crooks! TOO MANY CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page, every word on the discussion page, is a crook.

[stress sigh] It just makes me really [tries to flex nonexistent muscles] angry! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry? [reaches off-camera; after jump cut, picks up the Clown Doll with Clyde's picture taped to it] This is Clyde.

[jump cut to Chris holding doll in right hand and making fist with left] And this is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [punches doll so hard the paper comes off of it; he punches it some more, then reaches down to retrieve picture and rips it in half] NNNGH!

[looks into camera, sneering] You want me to calm down? [voice cracking] YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll] Or Clyde is...BAM! [resumes punching his clown]

Transcript - Part 2

[jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart] EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!

[picks up Clown Doll again and tries to tear its head off, but it slips through his hands] EENNGH—GGH!

[begins beating it more savagely] NGH! NGH! [throws it to ground, reaches down to punch it repeatedly, causing the camera to turn slightly towards the left] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH! [pops back up to bare his teeth, taking a deep breath before giving a primal growl]


ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!


[gives Claw of Fail as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior] Are you hear me? You are DEAAAD! You are dead! [hiccups] You are deeaad! And so is that page. RRARRGGH-[hic]-RRRGGHH!! [snorts] EEEEENNRRRHHH! [begins smacking his fist into his palm]

[jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again] Mmm! You despi-, you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to beat your lights out! [performs Claw of Fail again] I am going to drag you right in front of everyone if we ever meet in public! I am going to shove your ass down your throat... [Ultimate Warrior voice] And make you eat your UNDERWEARRR!

ENGHERRRR!!

[jump cut; Chris steps back and slams his arm right into the PSEye, making it tumble]


NNNAGGHHHH!!!


Original

Chris-rage.gif

WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage.


Take that Page DOWN NOW!
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 30 March 2009
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, RageRage Rage, ReasonReason Negotiation
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash EDED ED
Shirt Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png Brown with Logo
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora 		next
Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
“ YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! ”

Fan videos

Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack
Click to load content
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 31 March 2009
Made By Trowelhands
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


"Beware" - A CWC Music Video
Click to load content
Stardate 1 September 2020
Made By SleepySinews
Subject Matter Chris's shenanigans, set to Death Grips.
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

⇐ Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora Chris's videos Secret Weapon ⇒
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: Chris • Clyde Cash • Vivian Gee • Ryan Cash • Lordsillynipples • Bryan Bash • Sarah May • BILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:
Coinciding Sagas
ED • PandaHalo • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Tito • Jackie • First Exile
Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial

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