Jail Letter - 4 October 2021

“	I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn.	”
Chris, 4 October 2021

On 6 October 2021, Chris sent a letter from jail in response to long-time orbiter and enabler Kenneth Engelhardt.

In the letter, Chris reiterates that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ in addition to his other delusions and identities.

Chris threatens to use his divine authority to punish weens who steal his belongings, stating that any would-be thieves "shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies". He also begs for food and monetary donations to be sent to 14 Branchland Court, for the purposes of paying off debts and feeding Barb, Chris during this also begged for funds to be sent to him directly via his inmate account.

Chris implores his fans and followers to contact the local governments of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, as well as President Joe Biden to give Chris a pardon. This illustrates Chris' lack of legal knowledge, as the President can only pardon federal crimes, while Chris is charged with incest by the state of Virginia. Incidentally, Ruckersville is a census-designated place and has no local government.

Chris also uses the letter to comment on the quality of life while in jail. He states that the food is "mostly good", but complains about the quality of the meatballs and dryness of the chicken. He also states that while not daydreaming about how Sonichu and the Dimensional Merge will magically bail him out of jail, he has been passing time by playing Solitaire.

Chris's Response

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu	Richmond VA 230	FREE ISSUE
	06 OCT '21	US POSTAGE $000.53° 06 OCT '21 MAILED FROM ZIP CODE 22960
13021 James Madison Hwy Orange, VA 22960
	Kenneth E. Engelhardt ██████████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████
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Hey, Kenneth, ① October 4, 2021 This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, speaking to you on her blessed behalf. I Know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided, we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, The Body, am The One God Body, and she and I are Literally the Full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge's completion includes the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from Earth 1218 to Earth 1C-211987, and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on Malachi 3 and 4 of the Old Testament in any Bible. ➞

The Future of all Sonichus and Rosechus (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime) of Universe 1C-211987 (and C-197 before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the Future of all Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Ratchet & Clank, Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, Tsukino Usagi, Goku, Inuyasaha & Kagome, Papa Smurf, Haruhi Suzumia, Gumball Waterson, SNT, Lightning Bliss, Dr. Wolf, Princess Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz, Optimus Prime, Autobots Son-Chu and Chris Chan, Tony Stark/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Diana/Wonder Woman, President Lisa Simpson, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Raven, Jenny Wakeman/XJ9, Danny Phantom, Fox McCloud, the Jedi, Captain Kirk, and so on into ALL present day-existent Originial and "Fictional" Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs of 1218 Earth, here, and Myself and Christine, we ALL continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More. ➞

②...So, yeah, Englehardt(sic), I have just answered TWO of your questions, and to make it More Clear: I Am The God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO Spiritual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded. A day in this jail, As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED With This Earth, The Cosmos and Universes (and Dimensions) of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse, Energy Conservation and Continued workings well above Anyone's heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies. ➞

Food's mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry. And, at present, we are asking all peoples to send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts, Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies. Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good positive tithes and offerings. ➞ ③

Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made (out) and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara's safety and (hers and mine) keep of the Temple remains of higher priority. And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please. What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention. ➞

As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a Lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 Years ago in Isreal on History Repeat, alonside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed. Meditate On All That Now. *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves. Consider this your "interview", Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what handwritten or original pages were already posted as well. Thanks. Sincerely, Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All.

Attached sketch P.S. PostScript, Have you ever sat on a Prayer Rug and, with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it. [Illustration of the Sonichu Cross.] I shall suddenly come to my Temple. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. October 5, 2021

Central Virginia Regional Jail neither censored nor inspected this item therefore, Central Virginia Regional Jail does not assume responsibility for its contents.

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Fan video

Letter from Prison 2: Sonichu Bugaloo | Chris Chan Terminal
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Stardate	12 October 2021
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Video Type	Reading of the letter in the style of Fallout terminals
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See also

• Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
• Messiah complex