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Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch...the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Meul- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]...[[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes. | Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch...the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Meul- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]...[[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes. | ||
Revision as of 18:56, 9 August 2011
Calling Out refers to a series of four videos Chris uploaded between 6-9 August 2011, following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube.
These videos showcase Chris's Tomgirl look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His glasses are also absent. Chris's camerawork in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, Cloverfield-like viewing experience.
Calling Out "Tito" - Don
This video, also known as 101 2461 , Chris announces his return to the Internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including Surfshack Tito (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.
| Calling Out "Tito" - Don | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics,  Rumors,  Internet,  Trolls
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| Performance Style |  Reason,  Smug
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| Saga |  Surfshack Tito
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| Shirt |  The Happy Jack
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 100 2357.MOV |
next Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy |
Transcript
[Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right]
Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. Y'all should know me by now, if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the electric hedgehog Pokemon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated...friendship socializing, promoting type of series...it is not meant to be taken otherwise in any adulterous forms.
[Jerks camera around more]
And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first among chopping block I would like to ensue, Surfshack Tito...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total fat person, but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the pho-to-graph. [Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.]
Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS! And they are listed as such....
I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, PlayStation Network hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a live video, unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to...Sony and mess up for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, 'cause I know you are responsible for that.
And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or ill tidings between people. (Pauses) And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.
But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ALL of the -cre-ALL of the pages on the website known as the CWCki that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, Don of Michigan, to leave me, my life, my family, my friends alone. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.
I leave that up to you Surussshack Tito. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.
Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg, aka Jeremy, (CWCki user Thorgnzorrg) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in appearing and acting like a woman, Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes China.
| Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter | Internet, Trolls
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| Performance Style | Reason, Smug
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| Shirt | The Happy Jack
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Calling Out "Tito" - Don |
next Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" |
Transcript
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.
He is a pizza-faced atheist. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of his pho-to-graph.
[Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.]
Now, Jeremy, let's you and I talk business now. My demands are as follows:
Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned gay bar and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the billboards in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:
"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am STRAIGHT, and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ever."
And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.
And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an all-around good-natured person, and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the trolls, including yourself, Jeremy, within your smearing and hate campaigns of my name.
My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [laughs maniacally]
Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011, or else the authorities will intervene.
| Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter | Internet, Trolls
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| Performance Style | Reason, Smug
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| Saga | Surfshack Tito
|
| Shirt | The Happy Jack
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy |
next Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher |
Transcript
[Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face]
I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the police will catch up with you.
So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.
[Fumbles with the camera again, almost dropping it]
Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher
Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out Alec Benson Leary. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands Alec, Tito and Thorg to leave the Internet. He later goes into a tirade over the GAMe PLACe and its owner. Chris's poor speaking skills are quite prevalent in this video, repeating the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times ad nausuem. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from the video for Ivy.
| Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 9 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter | Internet, Trolls
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| Performance Style | Reason, Smug
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| Saga |  Asperchu
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| Shirt | Unknown |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy |
next It's not that cold |
Transcript
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another troll esspose as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch...the bunches! The one called Alec Benson Meul- Leary is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of Asperchu. In fact, he is not even AsPERGIAN! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another fatty fat fat fat fat...fat. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.
[Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper]
I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, Game and Hobby place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup.
[Turns the camera around to a cropped picture of who we can only assume is Alec]
Now let’s talk....oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, Cha-ris, let’s talk business now. What I would like from you…is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the innernet including the copyright infringement on my Sonichu with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature jerk! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my mom—and my family and friends at peace.
Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with Don and Jeremy. Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that apparently it is extortion to request mucho dinero, plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, essentially, I still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace. Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher…by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you fatty fat fat! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at THE PLACE! The game and hobby place of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within Virginia, and I know from cold hard facts, including facts from a Hook article back in August of 2002, that the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn…is…a child molester, and convicted sex offender in Illinois.
...And think about this! The place in Charlottesville is located right across from a school, and is owned by a child molestor! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or even under the age of ten to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, Michael Snyder has his own child molestation skeleton in his closet! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again…and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose.
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