Difference between revisions of "Chris's Big Night Out"
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[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|left|He had a great time. :D]] | [[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|left|He had a great time. :D]] | ||
[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|Hail Satan!]] | [[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|Hail Satan!]] | ||
On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of fans who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''. | On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of fans (one of which who was named Scarlet) who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''. | ||
==Grip 'n' Sip== | ==Grip 'n' Sip== | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]] | [[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]] | ||
'''Girl:''' | '''Girl:''' [''with tejano-pop music playing in background''] So...so what do you have right now, Chris? | ||
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea. | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea. | ||
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<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea. | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea. | ||
'''Guy:''' All | '''Guy:''' All right...rock it! | ||
'''Girl:''' Okay! | '''Girl:''' Okay! | ||
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<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Mmm! [[Semen|Goes down salty]]. | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Mmm! [[Semen|Goes down salty]]. | ||
'''Girl:''' | '''Girl:''' It's kinda salty? | ||
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Yep...but it's pretty tasty. | ||
'''Girl:''' Yeah. | '''Girl:''' Yeah. | ||
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'''Guy:''' Rock on! All right! | '''Guy:''' Rock on! All right! | ||
'''Girl:''' | '''Girl:''' So...''look excited!'' | ||
[''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly''] | [''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly''] | ||
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'''Girl:''' [''laughs''] You don't look very excited! | '''Girl:''' [''laughs''] You don't look very excited! | ||
'''Guy:''' No, | '''Guy:''' No, "excited"--no, "excited"--"excited” is--[''video cuts off in the middle of a word''] | ||
==Chris Loves The Nightlife== | ==Chris Loves The Nightlife== | ||
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}} | }} | ||
{{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to | {{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogAY!}} | ||
===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
[''Chris | [''Video starts in the quarter-middle of Chris's performance of "''I Love the Nightlife''", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing throughout''] | ||
'''DJ:''' Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher! | '''DJ:''' Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher! | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
'''Girl:''' [presumably to Chris] | '''Girl:''' [''presumably to Chris''] --ight now. | ||
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Like a balloon! | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Like a balloon! | ||
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'''Girl:''' [''laughs''] | '''Girl:''' [''laughs''] | ||
'''Guy:''' [to Chris] Y'all catch a balloon fish? | '''Guy:''' [''to Chris''] Y'all catch a balloon fish? | ||
'''Man in | '''Man in Background:''' Whoop! Whoop! | ||
'''Guy:''' [to a passing bro] Hey, dude—check it out! [[I Got A Fish|He got a fish!]] | '''Guy:''' [''to a passing bro''] Hey, dude—check it out! [[I Got A Fish|He got a fish!]] | ||
'''Bro:''' Oh. | '''Bro:''' Oh. | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> ...o the, of the winning videos of the ''PaRapper the Rapper'' contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game. | ||
[''camera moves to show | [''camera moves to show Chris's face''] | ||
'''Girl:''' Smile! | '''Girl:''' Smile! | ||
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[''camera moves back to Chris's hand''] | [''camera moves back to Chris's hand''] | ||
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> [''inhales sharply''] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of... ''[[God of War]]: Chains of Olympus''. | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> [''inhales sharply''] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of...''[[God of War]]: Chains of Olympus''. | ||
[''camera moves back to Chris's face''] | [''camera moves back to Chris's face''] | ||
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'''Girl:''' ''Ohhh.'' | '''Girl:''' ''Ohhh.'' | ||
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and...[[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] basically has [[sex]] with them, but [[Semen|it shoots ''off-screen'']]— | ||
'''Girl:''' Two naked ladies? [''laughs''] | '''Girl:''' Two naked ladies? [''laughs''] | ||
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> | <span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> --and then, like, it shakes all over the place! | ||
'''Guy:''' I tell ya | '''Guy:''' I tell ya, a game-- | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]|}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]|}} | ||
Revision as of 18:36, 13 January 2015
On 12 June 2009, Chris visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of fans (one of which who was named Scarlet) who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to YouTube. This event has been referred to as Chris's Big Night Out.
Grip 'n' Sip
In the first video, Chris broke his twenty-seven-year period of abstaining from alcohol and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea (coincidentally, an IBA Official Cocktail). Chris's choice of a Long Island Iced Tea is ironic, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and Coke), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he recycles his navy.
| Grip 'n' Sip | |
| Stardate | 12 June 2009 |
| Shirt |  Red Stuttgart
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Chris Loves The Nightlife |
| “ | Mmm! Goes down salty. | ” |
Transcript
Girl: [with tejano-pop music playing in background] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
[The camera is turned sideways]
Guy: Say that one more time?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
Guy: All right...rock it!
Girl: Okay!
[Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip]
Girl: What do you think of it?
[Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty]
Chris: Mmm! Goes down salty.
Girl: It's kinda salty?
Chris: Yep...but it's pretty tasty.
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Rock on! All right!
Girl: So...look excited!
[Chris smiles almost imperceptibly]
Girl: [laughs] You don't look very excited!
Guy: No, "excited"--no, "excited"--"excited” is--[video cuts off in the middle of a word]
Chris Loves The Nightlife
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "I Love the Nightlife" like a retard. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.
It should come as no surprise to anyone—except perhaps Chris—that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large gay following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of The Simpsons, like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.
| Chris Loves The Nightlife | |
| Stardate | 12 June 2009 |
| Shirt | Red Stuttgart
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Grip 'n' Sip |
next Sonichu Rocks! |
| “ | I love the nightlife! I've got to boogAY! | ” |
Transcript
[Video starts in the quarter-middle of Chris's performance of "I Love the Nightlife", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing throughout]
DJ: Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!
Sonichu Rocks!
| Sonichu Rocks! | |
| Stardate | 12 June 2009 |
| Shirt | Red Stuttgart
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris Loves The Nightlife |
next Chris's Big Black Balloon |
| “ | Sonichu's still rockin' in my head! | ” |
Transcript
Chris: --onichu's still rockin' in my head!
Girl: [laughs]
Chris's Big Black Balloon
| Chris's Big Black Balloon | |
| Stardate | 12 June 2009 |
| Shirt | Red Stuttgart
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Sonichu Rocks! |
next Chris and His PSP |
| “ | Like a balloon! | ” |
Transcript
Girl: [presumably to Chris] --ight now.
Chris: Like a balloon!
Girl: [laughs]
Guy: [to Chris] Y'all catch a balloon fish?
Man in Background: Whoop! Whoop!
Guy: [to a passing bro] Hey, dude—check it out! He got a fish!
Bro: Oh.
Girl: [laughs again]
Chris and His PSP
| Chris and His PSP | |
| Stardate | 12 June 2009 |
| Shirt | Red Stuttgart
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris's Big Black Balloon |
next Don't Trust Any Homos Over There |
| “ | You get to see two naked ladies. | ” |
Transcript
Chris: ...o the, of the winning videos of the PaRapper the Rapper contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.
[camera moves to show Chris's face]
Girl: Smile!
[Chris pulls a creepy smile]
Girl: [laughs]
Guy: What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.
[camera moves back to Chris's hand]
Chris: [inhales sharply] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of...God of War: Chains of Olympus.
[camera moves back to Chris's face]
Girl: Do you like that game?
Chris: Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.
Girl: Ohhh.
Chris: And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and...Kratos basically has sex with them, but it shoots off-screen—
Girl: Two naked ladies? [laughs]
Chris: --and then, like, it shakes all over the place!
Guy: I tell ya, a game--
| ⇐ Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 | Chris's videos | Don't Trust Any Homos Over There ⇒ |
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