WelcometoBollywood
WelcometoBollywood is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris performs Bollywood [[wikipedia:belly dancing]|belly dancing]]], clad in his padded-out white muscle bra, to the tune of "Kajra Re"[1], from the 2005's Bunty Aur Babli. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances.
It is unknown how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do pull-ups. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.
In September 2015, Chris revealed that he was taking lessons in belly-dancing.
Video
| WelcometoBollywood | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Dancing  Music
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  White Muscle Bra
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| “ | You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE! | ” |
Transcript
[Chris turns on "Kajra Re", then dances in circles for 3 and a half minutes.]
You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!
[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another 4 minutes.]
[At 5:00, Chris claps off-beat]
[Chris turns off the Indian music.]
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