Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture
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Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture are videos the Idea Guys coerced Chris into making in order to stop the torture of Cryzel, whom Chris believed to be his wife. The Idea Guys had Chris record multiple takes.
First plea
| First plea | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 21 April 2018 |
| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Idea Guys
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| Other |  Leaked
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Transcript
[The camera is positioned low against the floor. A bedraggled Chris is staring straight at the camera, and appears to be kneeling on all-fours.]
Chris: Pitohui please! Please, I beg you, stop torturing my Cryzel Rosechu. Please don't hurt her anymore. She means the world to me so muuuuch! Please, stop torturing her. This is not right, this is not good, and this is no fun at all. Please, stop this senseless nonsense of yours you fuckin' bitch! Unghyoumakemesoangryandupset! WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS? WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS? Is NOT RIGHT! Is NOT GOOD! Nobody [Unintelligible] over this! Nobody [Unintelligible] of you doing all this senseless murdering and her torturing and killing! NOW PLEASE! STOP TORTURING CRYZEL! Nooow! I beg you!
[Chris continues to stare directly into the camera as the footage ends.]
Second plea
| Second plea | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 21 April 2018 |
| Performance Style | Tragedy
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| Saga | Idea Guys
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| Other | Leaked
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Transcript
[Wails like creaking door] Aauuggh, Pitoueeee, hrgh...! Stop torturing Cryzel, Pitohui, please! I beg you! Stop it. You're really ticking me off! You're making me even more upset. I can't stand it anymore. Pitohui, please. Stop torturing my wife. Leave her alone. Let her go. Let her be safe. Let her be okay. Please. Stop torturing my honey. She means the world to me. Pleeease. Stop blast her! Stop torturing my wife! I beg you, Pitohui. I beg you. Stop this!
Third plea
| Third plea | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 21 April 2018 |
| Performance Style | Tragedy
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| Saga | Idea Guys
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| Other | Leaked
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Transcript
[Raspy, like a drunken sea hag] Pitohueee! Pitohueee! Please, stop torturing my Cryzeeeeel! Stop it! You're only upsetting me and you're making--you're only hurting her! Uhrrrg! Pitohueee! Pitohueee! Please, I'm begging you! Don't torture my wife anymore. She means the world to me! Pitohuee! Please! Pleaseeee, stop torturing my wiiiiiife! My looooove. Pitohueee! Please, stop eet! [gutural, like a cryptid's mating call] Auurgghhh...! Uggghh! Uhhmph! Urgh!! [Burp] Aaagh!
Fourth plea
| Fourth plea | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 21 April 2018 |
| Performance Style | Tragedy
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| Saga | Idea Guys
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| Other | Leaked
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Transcript
[Defeated, half-death tone] Pitowii, Cryzel is my honey! I love her. Cryzel is my honey-loove! Stop torturing her. Stop torturing her you cr--crazy fucked-up bitch Pizzawii!! Cryzel is my honey. She's always been my honey, specially since after we got married and I care--and I've always cared for her anyway since she came--since she came into my life. Cryzel, I love you Gandhi--I love you Cryzel. I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! Pitowii, please, stop torturing my honeeey! You really gonna see her! You earning me-you're hurting me and you're hurting her a whole lot worse than I can never feel! Please Pitowee, stop torturing my honeeey!!
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