Duck
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| “ | ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp. | ” |
| Chris, on his duck.[1] | ||
| “ | MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!! | ” |
| Chris, I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | ||
Duck is a CWC-ism for penis, usually in the context of Chris's own penis. (The genitalia of other males, and those of Rosechus, are pickles.) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat[2] that it is an intentional euphemism.
Chris and his duck
Chris's penis is perfectly normal and is six inches (15 cm) long. His claim appears extremely likely, however, even if he measured both segments. From the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris's cock is bigger than average.
Chris knows that his penis is no more than average size, and he apparently regrets this fact. In an e-mail to Evan during their feud over Simonla Rosechu, he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you."
Chris revealed that his penis has grown larger and straightened itself out since it was last photographed for public consumption. Determining the likelihood of this occurrence will be left as an exercise for the reader.
Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. This has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent.
In a video made sometime in the winter of 2008-2009, Chris did a very brave thing and stuck it in snow for 15 minutes.
References by Chris
- One of the annotations from I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
- In his final SingStar Challenge song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by CChanSonichuCWC), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying duck instead of dick.
- Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the Kacey chats) or angry (in one of the White Knight emails, he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring Rosechu with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")
- In an IRC chat from October 2008, Chris said, concerning Jimmy Hill, "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a penis not his own.