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[[Image:Mp5-Megatron.PNG|thumb|A proper use of gov'ment money.]]
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The '''Megatron pistol''' is one of Chris's many [[relics of fail]]. More widely known as "Generation 1 Megatron," it's a robot from the [[Transformers]] toy line that can transform into a replica of a Walther P38 pistol and fire pellets. The realism of this make-believe "gun" was the source of some controversy back when the toy was originally released in the 1980s.
Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a Walther P38 pistol.  Chris owns a Megatron pistol, and is not afraid to let his enemies know it.


Because the toy was deemed too dangerous for children, manufacturers removed the ability to shoot pellets from the US version of this toy. Any time a transformer that transforms into a gun is released, the American version is usually given an unrealistic nerf gun type paint job or is never released in America at all. This means Chris either purchased the very rare [http://tfu.info/1984/Decepticon/Megatron/megatron.htm original one], one of it's many reissues, or imported the [http://tfu.info/2007/Destron/MPMegatron/megatron.htm Masterpiece Edition]. Either way, this toy costs well over $100USD and Chris bought it all with his [[tugboat]]. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now. With recent events involving Chris and the police, if you see him holding the pistol in a holster in public (which, with Chris, is a rare sight), promptly kick him in the [[Duck|duck]] and alert the authorities that an autistic manchild is wandering in public with a pistol that turns into a robot.
The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's probably a reissue sold during the 2000sSince modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. All of this indicates that Chris obtained his "piece" from an American website specializing in importing exclusive Japanese Transformers. He certainly would have had to pay well over $100USD for it--money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now.  
 
One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is out of public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the police, forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force.  Given his recent run-ins with the law, this sounds like exactly the sort of stupid thing Chris might actually do.  If you see him holding the pistol in a holster in public (which, with Chris, is a rare sight), promptly kick him in the [[duck]] and alert the authorities that an autistic manchild is wandering in public with a pistol that turns into a robot.


==Use in real life==
==Use in real life==


Chris uses the Megatron pistol to show his displeasure towards those who get in the way of his personal whims. Most infamously, Chris used it against a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a once-forgotten video now known as "[[CWC is Angry]]." The pistol has more recently appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insists that he's a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] while brandishing what appears to be a World War II-era German pistol.
After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry|a video]] wherein he sets up a photo of Stackhouse and shoots at it with Megatron.
 
The pistol has more recently appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insists that he's a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]]--apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons.


==Use in the comics==
==Use in the comics==
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{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him!  I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}
{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him!  I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}


[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[CChanSonichuCWC|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him.
[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[CChanSonichuCWC|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him.  Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson|gal-pal]].





Revision as of 02:02, 18 June 2010

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The pistol in "CWC is Angry", next to what appears to be the Fapcup.
A proper use of gov'ment money.

Since Chris is fascinated by the Transformers, his primary frame of reference for firearms is Megatron, the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot Optimus Prime. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a Walther P38 pistol. Chris owns a Megatron pistol, and is not afraid to let his enemies know it.

The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's probably a reissue sold during the 2000s. Since modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. All of this indicates that Chris obtained his "piece" from an American website specializing in importing exclusive Japanese Transformers. He certainly would have had to pay well over $100USD for it--money coming directly out of his monthly tugboat. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now.

One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is out of public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the police, forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his recent run-ins with the law, this sounds like exactly the sort of stupid thing Chris might actually do. If you see him holding the pistol in a holster in public (which, with Chris, is a rare sight), promptly kick him in the duck and alert the authorities that an autistic manchild is wandering in public with a pistol that turns into a robot.

Use in real life

After losing the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner Adam Stackhouse by creating a video wherein he sets up a photo of Stackhouse and shoots at it with Megatron.

The pistol has more recently appeared in the War Paint Video, in which Chris insists that he's a Cherokee--apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons.

Use in the comics

The pistol in Sonichu Special 4.
I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.
Kacey voicing some discomfort

Sonichu Special 4 saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her own boyfriend, Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his gal-pal.



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