Tobacky

“	And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut drastically short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the moon.	”
Chris

NO SMOKING and WANT WOMAN! - two of Chris's war cries

Tobacky, also known as "tobacco," is a recreational drug derived from Nicotiana plants, hated by Christian Weston Chandler. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the Moon.

One of the prerequisites for a sweetheart that Chris has never veered from is that she be "smoke-free.".

Given his flip-flopping regarding his hatred of alcohol, it is uncertain whether Chris has ever smoked, although he did pretend to smoke a "peace pipe" for Jackie.

Chris on tobacky

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A niggo harvests some tobacky.

In his famous FUTURE MESSAGE of 24 February 2007, Chris expressed his wish for all tobacky to be shot to the Moon.

In an ED edit from 10 November 2007 regarding a comment about Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, Chris said he was uncomfortable saying the word "tobacco."

This was elaborated on in January 2009:

“	I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.	”
Chris

Chris has also related a dream he once had regarding the risks posed by tobacco consumption:

“	I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, going through BURNING OVENS, coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.	”
Chris's cigarette nightmare

Chris has stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in CWCville and warrants "ten years [imprisonment] or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville.

Cannabis

Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for cannabis, despite it being hailed as a possible autism treatment. This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to Maximum Security Prison, the same place CWCville detains terrorist leaders.

See also

• Alcohol