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...that Chris will get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their High School Reunion?
...that Chris "buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
...that Chris will never be able to destroy the CWCki?
...that Chris is a filthy liar?
...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription?
...that BILLY MAYS was not the mayor of CWCville?
...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks?
...that Chris buys sex toys and PS3 games and content with taxpayer money?
...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald?
...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his fangs to a pocket knife and has since made a further upgrade?

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...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL, according to Chris?
...that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
...that Bob Chandler wants you to shut that goddamn thing off?
...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?
...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?
...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y?

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...that Chris drinked his own semen in the PAST?
...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris admits that his family is a bunch of pack rats?
...that Chris is a horrendous racist?
...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade?
...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD?
...that you can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the Priority Listing?
...that the "apple-core" bit with Wes Iseli Sonichu from Sonichu 5 is based off a children's game?

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...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? more proof he is STRAIGHT! (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
...that Chris told his mom about him masturbating, but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
...that Chris never went to Redmond like he said?
...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again?
...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art?
...that each American taxpayer pays ONLY roughly 9.02597917x10^-6 dollars each month to Chris?

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...that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
...that Chris is the Level Up King?
...that Virginia is for Virgins?
...that farting is ok, and actually helps cure cancer?
...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you ugly freak!
...that Mimms had a sweet green afro?
...that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
...that Michael Snyder is a JEW!

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...that Chris prefers McDonald's while his dad NO LONGER prefers Burger King?
...that Chris is a STRAIGHT icon?
...that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of CWC and all CWC trolls?
...that Ivy was real?
...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is E-Mail My Heart?
...that Ryan Cash is an hero?
...that all the Sonichu characters have Twitter accounts?

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...that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville?
...that Chris give a shit about his True and Loyal fanbase and that [[Sonichu] end?
...that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked santa for a girlfriend?
...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because he didn't get one?
...that Chris has been charged in court twice?
...that Chris is a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
...that Wild Sonichu is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
...that Chris is the MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN?

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...that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion?
...that Blanca was real?
...that Chris is stuck as a virgin with rage?
...that Clyde Cash was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
...that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award?
...that "HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!" is an old meme?
...that Chris was once the proud owner of a pink Leapster, a gaming system for small children?
...that Barbara sings while vacuuming?

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...that even now, Chris is NOT fat?
...that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime?
...that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on date as a teenager or an adult?
...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze?

...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?

...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
...that Wesley Foundation Methodist Church is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
...that Chris is a disgusting human being?
...that Chris has used a ruler to measure his dick, but never once in his comic?

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...that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
...that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
...that all the cool kids (and dudes of all teenagers) regularly check out the Community Portal?
...that videos of Chris masturbating will forever haunt your nightmares?
...that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
...that Evan killed Mommy?
...that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld?
...that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC?

...and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
...and he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?

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-*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion?
+*...that Chris will get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion?
 *...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[Navy|good drinks]] and [[Sex_toys|just necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
 *...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?
 *...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]?
 *...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
-*...that [[BILLY MAYS]] was the mayor of [[CWCville]]?
+*...that [[BILLY MAYS]] was not the mayor of [[CWCville]]?
 *...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
 *...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?
 *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
-*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?
+*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]] and has since made a further upgrade?
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 *...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|according to Chris]]?
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 *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?
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-*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?
+*...that Chris drinked his own [[semen]] in the PAST?
 *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
 *...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?
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 *...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]?
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-*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
+*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? more proof he is STRAIGHT! (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
 *...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?
 *...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
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 *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
 *...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
-*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris?
+*...that each American taxpayer pays ONLY roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris?
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 *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
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 *...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
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-*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King?
+*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] NO LONGER prefers Burger King?
-*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?
+*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|STRAIGHT icon]]?
 *...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?
 *...that [[Ivy]] was real?
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 *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]?
-*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?
+*...that Chris  give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu] [[china|end]]?
 *...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
 *...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]?
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 *...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
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-*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?
+*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity| is  NOT fat]]?
 *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
 *...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?

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