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And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Gay|boirl]] and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true! Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]! | And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Gay|boirl]] and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true! Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]! | ||
[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! | [''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no Saiyans on de [[Gitar of Fail|fiddle]], no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! | ||
[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing''] | [''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing''] | ||
Revision as of 03:57, 17 September 2010
Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube 16 September 2010. In another attempt to impress Jackie, Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.
It is also worth noting that the original song's lyrics (which tell of two children who carry deformities, but glad they are not in a "Holy Roller"-style church like the third child of the song) denote either Chris's inability of getting the message of (even blatant and thinley vieled) satire, his desparation in his Love Quest, or both. Instead, he uses the limelight for himself, while also implying that Jackie too has some deformity that is forgiviable by the Nietzschen superman that is Chris.
Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier ill-fated music career sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to blackface, he rounds out the performance with an impromptu minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his masculine bosoms flailing wildly with each gyration.
At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown.
Video
| Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.
I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too. Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series. |
| Song For Jackie | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Racism,  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  The Trucker
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous XBox is OK.MOV |
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Transcript
'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.
[starts "singing" ] Once there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his high school years he...lost...his friends and was troll tortured. By bullies who were jealous of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [hums]
Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, heavenly matched... Loooove, he was so[?]...
And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own boy. And girl. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations!
[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player] And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing] Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!}
See also
| ⇐ XBox is OK.MOV | Chris's videos | Current ⇒ |
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