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Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[Chris and English|English]] class on his [[Chris's birthday|birthday]]. | Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[Chris and English|English]] class on his [[Chris's birthday|birthday]]. | ||
Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading ''[[wikipedia:Wednesday's Child (novel)|Wednesday's Child]]'', a story about an [[autism|autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]].<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref> Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that | Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading ''[[wikipedia:Wednesday's Child (novel)|Wednesday's Child]]'', a story about an [[autism|autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]].<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref> Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that he, too, was autistic. This apparently resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday, and many tears were shed. According to Chris, the reason for his ejection was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris later passed the course when he retook it with a [[gal pal|female professor]]. | ||
Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his [[gal pal|gal-pal]]s years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homos|homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggos|black person]] in [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]"), and was promptly told to leave.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> | [[List of Chris's Lies|Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on]]. In conversations with his [[gal pal|gal-pal]]s years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homos|homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggos|black person]] in [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]"), and was promptly told to leave.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> | ||
After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref> | After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also (albeit for no obvious reason) inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref> | ||
==Kicked out of college== | ==Kicked out of college== | ||
By mid-[[2003#October|October 2003]], Chris was already well into his [[Love Quest]], his [[Attraction Sign]] | By mid-[[2003#October|October 2003]], Chris was already well into his [[Love Quest]], his [[Attraction Sign]] being flagrantly displayed for a full two months before falling prey to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who assumed he was [[Carlos Chantor|whoring himself out.]] Allegedly, she then yelled at him in "a very violent manner" and harshly criticized his methods. Undeterred, Chris made a new sign, which Walsh also took down. Chris, his [[Chris and anger|wrath]] now heightened, inundated the campus with copies of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash|Sonichu's News Dash!]]'', in turn incurring a stern lecture from Walsh, who for her troubles found herself on the receiving end of a [[Chris and Reality|lecture from Sonichu]], followed by a loud [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]. He was then banned from the premises for a year, mandated (by Walsh) to take an anger management course, and forced to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> Thus, we have the [[autism papers]]. | ||
==Graduation== | ==Graduation== | ||
After spending five years on a degree that is expected to take only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and | After spending five years on a degree that is expected to take only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and fallaciously claimed to have two degrees, seemingly not understanding that his certificate and his associate's degree are two separate things.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> | ||
As opposed to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris didn't seem to care about graduating from college, likely because of his perceived antagonisation during his studies there. Notably, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but worse his gown, tassel, and [[honor roll]] stole from [[Manchester High School|high school]] to his college graduation. | |||
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Revision as of 10:27, 29 October 2014
- For other uses of "PVCC", see the disambiguation page.
Piedmont Virginia Community College is Chris's collegiate alma mater, a community college located in Charlottesville, Virginia. At PVCC, Chris earned an Applied Science Associate's Degree in Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. After five years of study, Chris earned his degree, even though students are expected to earn associate's degrees after two years in the U.S. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.[1]
In the Sonichu comics, PVCC is the realm of the evil witch Mary Lee Walsh. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his Love Quest and at points shattered his heart, lowering his level to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.
Chris began classes in PVCC in September 2000. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose "Marketing" as his major. Or, more likely, his father chose it for him. Bob quickly transferred Chris to the CADD course, as this was in the days before he had completely given up on the idea that his son would become a functioning adult.[2]
Kicked out of English
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an English class on his birthday.
Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading Wednesday's Child, a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people.[3] Chris said that he told his male professor that he, too, was autistic. This apparently resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 February 2003, Chris's twenty-first birthday, and many tears were shed. According to Chris, the reason for his ejection was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.
Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his gal-pals years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of homosexuality had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a black person in church"), and was promptly told to leave.[4]
After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's hatred of men, this event also (albeit for no obvious reason) inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.[5]
Kicked out of college
By mid-October 2003, Chris was already well into his Love Quest, his Attraction Sign being flagrantly displayed for a full two months before falling prey to Mary Lee Walsh, who assumed he was whoring himself out. Allegedly, she then yelled at him in "a very violent manner" and harshly criticized his methods. Undeterred, Chris made a new sign, which Walsh also took down. Chris, his wrath now heightened, inundated the campus with copies of Sonichu's News Dash!, in turn incurring a stern lecture from Walsh, who for her troubles found herself on the receiving end of a lecture from Sonichu, followed by a loud Curse-ye-ha-me-ha. He was then banned from the premises for a year, mandated (by Walsh) to take an anger management course, and forced to see a shrink.[6] Thus, we have the autism papers.
Graduation
After spending five years on a degree that is expected to take only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a CADD certificate. Chris has repeatedly and fallaciously claimed to have two degrees, seemingly not understanding that his certificate and his associate's degree are two separate things.[7][8][9][10][11]
As opposed to his high school graduation, Chris didn't seem to care about graduating from college, likely because of his perceived antagonisation during his studies there. Notably, Chris wore not only his Sonichu medallion, but worse his gown, tassel, and honor roll stole from high school to his college graduation.
Graduation
Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the medallion and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a small child.
His Associate of Applied Science degree.
His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree, but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
"Student featured in Nintendo Power."
PVCC as viewed by Chris
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (abbreviated PVCCitizens; or, on one occasion, as Piedmont Virginity College[12]) due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his Sonichu comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of CWCville.
As you can imagine, when the troll message boards were created, it just had to be christened with this name.
See also
Sources
- ↑ Miyamoto Saga: "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."
- ↑ Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ Jackie Chat #5
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens
- ↑ BlueSpike PSN Chat #4
- ↑ CWC - Hand Drawn Original
- ↑ IRC (26 October 2008)
- ↑ Cole Smithey E-mails
- ↑ IRC (24 October 2008)
- ↑ CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation
