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'''To Clyde Gregg''' are a series of videos in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] attempts to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]] by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and tell him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (which he has none).
"'''To Clyde Gregg'''" is a [[video]] uploaded on 27 [[October 2009]], in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] attempts to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]] by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and telling him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (of which he has none).


Throughout this video, he constantly [[Fail|censors himself]], which is pointless, since he's [[rage|cussed]] plenty of times. The song playing in the background is "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" by the Swedish rock band Europe.
Throughout this video, he [[Chris and censorship|constantly censors himself]], which is pointless, since he's [[rage|cussed]] plenty of times. This is possibly a reference to ''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'', which features a censored mode. The song playing in the background is "[[Wikipedia:The Final Countdown (song)|The Final Countdown]]" by the Swedish rock band Europe.


Incidentally, Chris has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with red long sleeve shirt underneath since his second video declaring his love for [[Kacey]] on October 25th. Chances are he's showing off this [[Chris and fashion|new outfit]] for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|sweat profusely]] and his tendency to avoid [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|showering]], he likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In the [[To_Clyde_Gregg#10272009_For_Chris_No_2|For Chris No 2]] video he appears particularly [[Stress|haggard and disheveled]], his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.
==Video==
 
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===
[''"[[Wikipedia:The Final Countdown (song)|The Final Countdown]]" by Europe plays in the background'']


Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway this message is for you [''holds <s>gun</s> remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing'']. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [''sings''] [[Random-access humor|''Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.'']]
Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may as well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway, this message is for you [''holds remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing'']. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [''sings''] [[Random-access humor|''Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.'']]


Yeah. So if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a better picture form, here is my, here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell [[Chris|us]] who you really are, your real name and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, any I you may even censor your customer number that's on, that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of, is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [''holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched''] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], [[Trolls|friends]], and [[Kimmi|acquaintances]]. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.  
Yeah. So, if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a be'er picture form, here is my- here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name, and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, and I ge- and you may even censor your customer number that's on- that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of- is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [''holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched''] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], friends and [[Kimmi|acquaintances]]. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.  


But important, anyway here's the deal. Do the video with ALL THAT. Tell tell us about tell us about the truth about yourself and show us your real face. And make thee promises. Hand to [[Godjesus|God.]] Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you deny may be the thing you say you will not do it, THEN I will be sharing that video with the picture in it on a secondary YouTube account.  
But important- but here's a- anyway, here's the deal. You do the video with ALL THAT. Tell- tell us about- tell us the truth about yourself and show us your real face, and make thee promises. Hand to [[Godjesus|God.]] Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you do no- that you do not- then you say- you will say you will NOT do it, THEN I will be sharing that video for b- as- with the picture in it on thy secondary YouTube account.  


I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a [[China|pussy]]. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live you mother-BEEPer. [[Chris|You]] hide behind your [[Barbara|mother's]] skirt. You just you just call just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary your the [[Chris's room|basement]] of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [''sighs''] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or if you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, [[Chris and religion|hand to God, and hand on the Bible]] [''places hand on Bible''] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.  
I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a [[China|pussy]]. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live, you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. And you just call- you just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary [''displays the [[Claw of Failure|claw]]''] your bu- in the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [''sighs''] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by- hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or that you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, [[Chris and religion|hand to God, and hand on the Bible]] [''places hand on Bible''] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.  


I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [''makes emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers''] And all and we will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and [[Honest content|honest]], peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.
I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [''makes [[Claw of Failure|emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers]]''] And all- and wew will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and [[Honest content|honest]], peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.


==Another One for Clyde Gregg==
==Another One for Clyde Gregg==
'''Another One for Clyde Gregg''' is a video Chris posted later on the same day. After Gregg Mays uploaded a response following To Clyde Gregg, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.


After [[Gregg Mays]] uploaded a response, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.
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===Transcript===
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=== Transcript ===
Mmm. Hello, just a follow-up here for uh... Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... my noticeable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to [[Jack Thaddeus]] than to you. So you — you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you ''will'' do as I — you will do as I ask and do your all — your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [''gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture''] At least the other choice is not [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|TO DIE]].


Mmm. Just a follow-up here for Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... noticable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to [[Jack Thaddeus]] than you. So you -- so you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you ''will'' do as I ask and do your all -- your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [''gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture''] At least the other choice is not [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|TO DIE]].
==See also==
*[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]


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Latest revision as of 17:04, 29 July 2024

"To Clyde Gregg" is a video uploaded on 27 October 2009, in which Christian Weston Chandler attempts to blackmail Clyde Cash by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and telling him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (of which he has none).

Throughout this video, he constantly censors himself, which is pointless, since he's cussed plenty of times. This is possibly a reference to Brütal Legend, which features a censored mode. The song playing in the background is "The Final Countdown" by the Swedish rock band Europe.

Video

To Clyde Gregg
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Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 October 2009
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Green White StripeGreen White Stripe The Shamrock Stripes
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
For Kacey II 		next
Another One for Clyde Gregg
“ I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. ”

Transcript

["The Final Countdown" by Europe plays in the background]

Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may as well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway, this message is for you [holds remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing]. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [sings] Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.

Yeah. So, if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a be'er picture form, here is my- here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name, and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, and I ge- and you may even censor your customer number that's on- that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of- is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my family, friends and acquaintances. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.

But important- but here's a- anyway, here's the deal. You do the video with ALL THAT. Tell- tell us about- tell us the truth about yourself and show us your real face, and make thee promises. Hand to God. Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you do no- that you do not- then you say- you will say you will NOT do it, THEN I will be sharing that video for b- as- with the picture in it on thy secondary YouTube account.

I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a pussy. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live, you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. And you just call- you just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary [displays the claw] your bu- in the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [sighs] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by- hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or that you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, hand to God, and hand on the Bible [places hand on Bible] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.

I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [makes emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers] And all- and wew will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and honest, peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.

Another One for Clyde Gregg

Another One for Clyde Gregg is a video Chris posted later on the same day. After Gregg Mays uploaded a response following To Clyde Gregg, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.


Another One for Clyde Gregg
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 October 2009
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Green White StripeGreen White Stripe The Shamrock Stripes
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
To Clyde Gregg 		next
ClydeGoingOnGregg1

Transcript

Mmm. Hello, just a follow-up here for uh... Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... my noticeable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to Jack Thaddeus than to you. So you — you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you will do as I — you will do as I ask and do your all — your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture] At least the other choice is not TO DIE.

See also

⇐ For Kacey II Chris's videos ClydeGoingOnGregg1 ⇒
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


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The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: Chris • Clyde Cash • Vivian Gee • Ryan Cash • Lordsillynipples • Bryan Bash • Sarah May • BILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:
Coinciding Sagas
ED • PandaHalo • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Tito • Jackie • First Exile
Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial

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