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| '''Calling Out''' refers to a series of five [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded between 6-10 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].
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| These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.
| | '''Calling Out''' refers to a series of [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded from the 6–23 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|eight-month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]]. The series focuses on Chris's efforts to expose the identities his various trolls, most likely based on information given to him by the users of the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] troll forum. |
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| == Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
| | Each confrontation consists of Chris decrying the apparent traits of his trolls, such as Thorg's [[Chris and religion|atheism]] and Jack Thaddeus's [[Homos|sexual interests]], followed by demands for apologies and other instances of blackmail. Chris gives them deadlines to meet his demands, many of which are idiotic; e.g. asking Tito to send cash in the mail, or impossible, e.g. asking [[BlueSpike]] to stop random people all over the Internet from making [[prank calls]]. Some of the trolls actually played along with Chris's demands as part of the joke. |
| This video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.
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| | Chris's [[autism|gullibility]] is highlighted in the series as the "identities" of the trolls he believes he's acquired are really fellow lolcows (and in Thorg's case, the source of an image macro template) who lack the motivation and intelligence to troll Chris, as well as having completely different voices from the trolls they're supposed to be. Even if Chris did possess the actual identities of the trolls, it wouldn't have made much of a difference because he takes no direct action against them. Instead, Chris just exposes people's personal information and expects the Internet to do the work for him of tormenting his foes. He seems to believe that if a troll's identity is revealed, all of the other trolls will turn on him and troll him instead of Chris. This is not likely. |
| | name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don
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| | stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
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| | subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
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| | style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
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| | saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
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| | previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]
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| | next = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
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| ===Transcript===
| | These videos also showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, Cloverfield-like viewing experience. Oblivious as always, Chris makes the videos while failing to realize that the obese horrific "tomgirl" delivering the messages overshadows the message. |
| [[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]] | |
| [''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right''] | |
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| Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].
| | The Calling Out series came to an abrupt end after [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death in [[September 2011]], a mere five days after the last video Chris posted in the series. |
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| [''Jerks camera around more'']
| | ==Summary== |
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| And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']
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| | ! Troll |
| | ! Calling out |
| | !Demands |
| | !Deadline |
| | ! Result |
| | ! Finale |
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| | | [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] |
| | | 6 August: [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br>6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]] |
| | | Admit to PlayStation Network hacking<br>Apologize to [[The Wallflower]] and her family<br>Send Chris $1,000<br>Delete all of his pages from the [[CWCki]]<br>Apologize to Chris |
| | |31 August |
| | | Met demands |
| | | 9 August: [[Calling_Out_"Tito"_-_Don#Tito's_official_response|Tito's official response to Chris]]<br>10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]] |
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| | | [[Thorg]] |
| | | 6 August: [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br>6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br>10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]] |
| | | Put up a [[20 December 2009#One of these things is not like the others|billboard]] in New York City saying that Chris is [[Homos|straight]]<br>Delete all of his pages from the CWCki<br>Apologize to Chris |
| | |31 August |
| | | '''Unmasked''' |
| | | 12 August: [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]<br>20 August: [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] <br>28 August: [[Victory Rockout]] |
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| | | [[Alec Benson Leary]] |
| | | 9 August: [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]] |
| | | Apologize to Chris |
| | |31 August |
| | | '''Unmasked''' |
| | | 30 August: [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]] |
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| | | [[Jack Thaddeus]] |
| | | 16 August: [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]<br>23 August: [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] |
| | | Apologize to Chris |
| | |10 September |
| | | '''Revealed himself''' |
| | | 29 August: [[Response to ADF]] |
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| | | [[BlueSpike]] |
| | | 23 August: [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]<br> |
| | | Apologize to Chris<br>Stop people from calling Chris [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and yelling "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAYY]]!" |
| | |15 September |
| | | Nothing{{refn|group="note"|Chris stopped making videos after [[Bob]]'s death.}} |
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| Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....
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| I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and english|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].
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| And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.
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| But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my [[Lie|life]], my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.
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| I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.
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| == Tito's official response ==
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| In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.
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| ==== Video ====
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| | name = Tito's official response to Chris
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| | video = {{#ev:youtube|uZhlo94cMNk}}
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| | stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
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| | maker = Surfshack Tito
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| | subject = Response to Chris's Demands
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| | style = {{Reason|text}}
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| {{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}
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| ===== Transcript =====
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| Heh, hey, little cuz, uh, or, uh, [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] if you prefer. It's me, uh, Tito, or Don, um. Listen man, I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I- I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony|Sony]] to the hackers and I'll, uh I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! Just don't- just don't release that video, eh with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to. I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down. I won't let you down.
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| == Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
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| In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg, aka Jeremy, ([[CWCki]] user [[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in [[Tomgirl|appearing and acting like a woman]], Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes [[China|China]].
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| | name = Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
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| | video = {{#ev:youtube|6Fh0p9WXRDc}}
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| | stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
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| | subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
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| | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
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| | previous = [[#Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]
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| | next = [[#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]
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| ===Transcript===
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| Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.
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| He is a pizza-faced [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of ''his'' [[Speech Impediment|pho-to-graph]].
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| [''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.'']
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| Now, Jeremy, let's you and I [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|talk business]] now. My demands are as follows:
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| Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned [[:File:Gaybar.png|gay bar]] and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the [[20_December_2009#One_of_these_things_is_not_like_the_others|billboards]] in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:
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| "That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]], and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"
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| And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.
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| And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an [[Chris and anger|all-around good-natured person]], and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the [[Trolls|trolls]], including yourself, Jeremy, within your [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|smearing]] and hate campaigns of my name.
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| My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia]]. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']
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| [[Fail|I win]].
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| == Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" == | |
| In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011, or else [[jerkops|the authorities]] will intervene.
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| | name = Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
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| | video = {{#ev:youtube|mP4wwvCSS7U}}
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| | stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
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| | subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
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| | style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
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| | saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
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| | shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
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| | previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
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| | next = [[#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
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| === Transcript ===
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| [''Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face'']
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| I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the [[Jerkops|police]] will catch up with you.
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| So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.
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| [''Fumbles with the camera again, [[Chris and cinematography|almost dropping it]]'']
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| == Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher ==
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| Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands Alec, Tito and Thorg to [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later goes into a tirade over the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, repeating the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times ad nauseam. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from the [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]].
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| | name = Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher
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| | video = {{#ev:youtube|WN72luEx708}}
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| | stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
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| | subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
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| | previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
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| === Transcript ===
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| Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]... [[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.
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| [''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']
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| I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup.
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| [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']
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| Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace.
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| Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.
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| Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia|Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002|2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois.
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| And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].
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| == Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
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| In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.
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| This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear, when it was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.
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| | name = Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
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| | video = {{#ev:youtube|9Nn4u9b_hJk}}
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| | stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
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| | subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
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| | style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
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| | saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
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| | shirt = {{Redbra|text}}, Unknown
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| | previous = [[It's not that cold]]
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| | next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]
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| === Transcript ===
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| [[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]
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| [[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]
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| Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''
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| Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.
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| Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!
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| Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon|Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!
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| ''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]''
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| "Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."
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| And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that,i mean.
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| ''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! [[Fail|Thorn of crowns]]. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.
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| But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!
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| You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube|YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''
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| Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!
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| == Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya ==
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