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Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. '''Sin Dinero''' [''[[Spanish]], obviously meaning "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part 2: .239 and .238|without money]]"''], because you have [[Chris and money|no money]]. And you, I can tell you why you can't, why you try to [[SHE IS MINE NOW|steal other men's women]], I tell you what. | Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. '''Sin Dinero''' [''[[Spanish]], obviously meaning "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part 2: .239 and .238|without money]]"''], because you have [[Chris and money|no money]]. And you, I can tell you why you can't, why you try to [[SHE IS MINE NOW|steal other men's women]], I tell you what. | ||
[''looks at picture of "[[Clyde Cash]]", scoffs''] [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|And a big detail you left, you may eh, you might have not overlooked.]] [''[[Chris and cinematography|holds picture up and off-center to the camera]]''] '''I''' have your mugshot. '''I can't even stand to look at it! All those ''damn freckles''!''' [''At this point, Chris moves the paper aside slightly and you can see he's reading off something else for his lines''] '''You're a [[ | [''looks at picture of "[[Clyde Cash]]", scoffs''] [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|And a big detail you left, you may eh, you might have not overlooked.]] [''[[Chris and cinematography|holds picture up and off-center to the camera]]''] '''I''' have your mugshot. '''I can't even stand to look at it! All those ''damn freckles''!''' [''At this point, Chris moves the paper aside slightly and you can see he's reading off something else for his lines''] '''You're a [[Affair with Mother|FREAK]]!''' [''The audio distorts a bit at this point, making Chris's laugh even more disturbing.''] | ||
{{RageQuote|'''''HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA-HAAA!'''''}} | {{RageQuote|'''''HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA-HAAA!'''''}} | ||
[''At'' this ''point, Clyde's "mugshot" is positioned fully at the camera''] I scoff at you, you ugly ''freak!'' | [''At'' this ''point, Clyde's "mugshot" is positioned fully at the camera''] '''I scoff at you, you ugly ''freak!''''' | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
Latest revision as of 01:54, 22 October 2023
| “ | Isn’t that Chris-Chan’s arch enemy Clyde Cash? | ” |
| Paper Jam Dipper's top comment on Know Your Meme's article about Lee Hotti. | ||
Secret Weapon is a YouTube video posted by Chris on 30 March 2009. In this video, Chris claims to have the mugshot of the nefarious Clyde Cash after being given a copy by a Troll, which is actually a picture of Lee Hotti. Nonetheless, it is now jokingly circulated as Clyde's picture.
This is actually not the first video to feature the image, as the first was the immediate predecessor to this video - something that Chris alludes to fleetingly before attempting to place the picture in front of the camera.
Description
| I have your photo; you will be turned in. |
Video
| Secret Weapon | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 March 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Smug
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  Brown with Logo
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut) |
next YouTube Finale |
| “ | You're a freak! | ” |
Transcript
Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. Sin Dinero [Spanish, obviously meaning "without money"], because you have no money. And you, I can tell you why you can't, why you try to steal other men's women, I tell you what.
[looks at picture of "Clyde Cash", scoffs] And a big detail you left, you may eh, you might have not overlooked. [holds picture up and off-center to the camera] I have your mugshot. I can't even stand to look at it! All those damn freckles! [At this point, Chris moves the paper aside slightly and you can see he's reading off something else for his lines] You're a FREAK! [The audio distorts a bit at this point, making Chris's laugh even more disturbing.]
HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA-HAAA!
[At this point, Clyde's "mugshot" is positioned fully at the camera] I scoff at you, you ugly freak!
The Sequels
Liquid Chris Version
| C.W.C. Impostor is REVEALED (True & Original Parents Discussed) | |
| Stardate | 03 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Rumors
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| Shirt |  Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous TRUE C.W.C SingStar Challenge #3 Song: Heaven, Bryan Adams |
next C.W.C. SingStar #4: Think Twice, Eve 6 **ALSO SONG #5 CHOICE** |
Pickle Suit Version
| A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend. | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 23 April 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Comedy, Smug,  Rage,  Tragedy
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| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
See also
| ⇐ Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Chris's videos | YouTube Finale ⇒ |
 Clyde Cash Saga
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Organizations: Sonichu Girls | ||||
| Chris vs. Clyde: | Clyde's Return: | Spider-Man Blackmail: | Vivian Gee: | |
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