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“	Isn’t that Chris-Chan’s arch enemy Clyde Cash?	”
Paper Jam Dipper's top comment on Know Your Meme's article about Lee Hotti.

Secret Weapon is a YouTube video posted by Chris on 30 March 2009. In this video, Chris claims to have the mugshot of the nefarious Clyde Cash after being given a copy by a Troll, which is actually a picture of Lee Hotti. Nonetheless, it is now jokingly circulated as Clyde's picture.

This is actually not the first video to feature the image, as the first was the immediate predecessor to this video - something that Chris alludes to fleetingly before attempting to place the picture in front of the camera.

Description


I have your photo; you will be turned in.

Video

Secret Weapon
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Direct link	YouTube, archive
Stardate	30 March 2009
Performance Style	Smug Smug
Saga	Clyde Clyde Cash
Shirt	Brown with Logo Brown with Logo
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)	next YouTube Finale

“

You're a freak!

”

Transcript

Chris was a guido in 2003

Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. Sin Dinero [Spanish, obviously meaning "without money"], because you have no money. And you, I can tell you why you can't, why you try to steal other men's women, I tell you what.

[looks at picture of "Clyde Cash", scoffs] And a big detail you left, you may eh, you might have not overlooked. [holds picture up and off-center to the camera] I have your mugshot. I can't even stand to look at it! All those damn freckles! [At this point, Chris moves the paper aside slightly and you can see he's reading off something else for his lines] You're a FREAK! [The audio distorts a bit at this point, making Chris's laugh even more disturbing.]

HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA-HAAA!

[At this point, Clyde's "mugshot" is positioned fully at the camera] I scoff at you, you ugly freak!

The Sequels

Liquid Chris Version

C.W.C. Impostor is REVEALED (True & Original Parents Discussed)
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Stardate	03 August 2009
Subject Matter	Rumors
Shirt	Brown
Liquid Chris' videos
previous TRUE C.W.C SingStar Challenge #3 Song: Heaven, Bryan Adams	next C.W.C. SingStar #4: Think Twice, Eve 6 ALSO SONG #5 CHOICE

Pickle Suit Version

A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
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Direct link	Youtube, archive
Stardate	23 April 2010
Subject Matter	Comedy Comedy, Smug Smug, Rage Rage, Tragedy Tragedy
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Chris vs. Clyde:	Clyde's Return:	Spider-Man Blackmail:	Vivian Gee:
Clyde Cash Saga
The Players Organizations: Sonichu Girls People: Chris • Clyde Cash • Vivian Gee • Ryan Cash • Lordsillynipples • Bryan Bash • Sarah May • BILLY MAYS Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll The Games Platforms: IRC
DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS! Take that Page DOWN NOW! Secret Weapon I WILL PAWNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!! YouTube Finale Chris Calls Clyde Out (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise	Clyde Cash the kid video Challenge for Clyde Chris Loses It Challenge for Clyde II You can go burn in hell for all I care I AM STRONG To Clyde and Jack Clyde Cash Impersonation	To Clyde Gregg ClydeGoingOnGregg1 Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! Clyde is Weaker than Water Getting Foam Ed It will never end Twin Falling Towers Apology for 9/11 Joke No More Jokes	Audiobooks Videobooks Vivian Gee E-mails (2007-2008 • 2009 • 2010) Vivitheg's AIM chat A Girl Who Brought Down the World 4 September 2009

Coinciding Sagas ED • PandaHalo • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Tito • Jackie • First Exile

Clyde vs. Chris

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Jackie: DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial

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-[[Secret Weapon]] is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]]. Chris claims to have the mugshot of one of his [[trolls]], [[Clyde Cash]], and he scoffs and laughs at the ugliness of said person. He also calls him an ugly freak (Chris has obviously not looked in any mirrors lately to be able to make that statement). It should also be noted that the "mugshot" is that of <strike>Paulie "So Cash" Carbone, who died on July 10, 2007</strike> actually it's Lee Hotti, who is alive and well, and still a guido.
+{{Quote|Isn’t that Chris-Chan’s arch enemy Clyde Cash?|Paper Jam Dipper's top comment on Know Your Meme's article about Lee Hotti.}}
+'''Secret Weapon''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]]. In this video, Chris claims to have the mugshot of the nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] after being given a copy by a [[Troll]], which is actually a picture of Lee Hotti. Nonetheless, it is now jokingly circulated as Clyde's picture.
+This is actually not the first video to feature the image, as the first [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|was the immediate predecessor to this video]] - something that Chris alludes to fleetingly before [[Chris and cameras|attempting to place the picture in front of the camera]].
+==Description==
+{{quotebox|I have your photo; you will be turned in.}}
 ==Video==
-{{Tardrage}}
+{{Infobox/video
+| name           = Secret Weapon
+| ytid           = btXP1JthVes
+| stardate       = 30 [[March 2009]]
+| style          = {{Smug|text}}
+| saga           = {{Clyde|text}}
+| shirt          = {{BrownLogoShirt|text}}
+| previous       = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]
+| next           = [[YouTube Finale#Video|YouTube Finale]]
+}}
+{{quote|You're a freak!}}
-<center>{{#ev:youtube|btXP1JthVes}}</center>
+=== Transcript ===
+[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris was a guido in [[2003]]]]
-===Transcript===
+Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. '''Sin Dinero''' [''[[Spanish]], obviously meaning "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part 2: .239 and .238|without money]]"''], because you have [[Chris and money|no money]]. And you, I can tell you why you can't, why you try to [[SHE IS MINE NOW|steal other men's women]], I tell you what.
-[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler]]
-Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. '''Sin Dinero''' [Spanish, obviously meaning "without money"], because you have no money. And you-I can tell you why you can't-why you [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|try to steal other men's women]], I tell you what.
+[''looks at picture of "[[Clyde Cash]]", scoffs''] [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|And a big detail you left, you may eh, you might have not overlooked.]] [''[[Chris and cinematography|holds picture up and off-center to the camera]]''] '''I''' have your mugshot. '''I can't even stand to look at it! All those ''damn freckles''!''' [''At this point, Chris moves the paper aside slightly and you can see he's reading off something else for his lines''] '''You're a [[Affair with Mother|FREAK]]!''' [''The audio distorts a bit at this point, making Chris's laugh even more disturbing.'']
+{{RageQuote|'''''HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA-HAAA!'''''}}
+[''At'' this ''point, Clyde's "mugshot" is positioned fully at the camera''] '''I scoff at you, you ugly ''freak!'''''
+{{Clear}}
-[''looks at picture of "[[Clyde Cash]]", scoffs''] And a big detail you left-you may eh-you might have not overlooked. [''holds picture up to the camera''] I have your mugshot. I can't even stand to look at it! All those ''damn freckles''! You're a [[autistic|freak]]! [''lets loose an ungodly laugh''] I scoff at you, you ugly freak!
+==The Sequels==
+===Liquid Chris Version===
+{{Infobox/Liquid
+| name           = C.W.C. Impostor is REVEALED <br> (True & Original Parents Discussed)
+| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tj6nA-aIxTM}}
+| Stardate       = 03 August 2009
+| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
+| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Rumours.png]] Rumors
+| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
+| previous       = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|TRUE C.W.C SingStar Challenge #3 Song: Heaven, Bryan Adams  ]]
+| next           = [[SingStar Challenge Round 4#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|C.W.C. SingStar #4: Think Twice, Eve 6 **ALSO SONG #5 CHOICE**]]
+}}
+===Pickle Suit Version===
+{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+| name           = A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
+| ytid           = 1cVdNCXTUB4
+| stardate       = 23 [[April 2010]]
+| Subject        = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
+| shirt          = [[File:MITPS.png|20px]] '''Pickle Suit'''
+}}
 ==See also==
 *[[No More Jokes]]
+{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]|nextlink=[[YouTube Finale]]|}}
 {{Troll Videos}}
+{{ClydeCashSaga}}
+{{Clyde Saga}}
 [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
+[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-30]]
+[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-30]]

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