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In August 2013, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress is beginning to take a toll on his health. Given his rather [[Chris and health|unhealthy]] [[Obesity|lifestyle]], it's not unlikely. | In August 2013, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress is beginning to take a toll on his health. Given his rather [[Chris and health|unhealthy]] [[Obesity|lifestyle]], it's not unlikely. | ||
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* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | * Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | ||
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== | ==Handling Stress== | ||
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> | * [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> | ||
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]] | * Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]] | ||
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* Hiring prostitutes<ref>[[April 2012]]</ref> | * Hiring prostitutes<ref>[[April 2012]]</ref> | ||
* Take medication<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication]]</ref> | |||
==Things that Chris does when stressed== | |||
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress]] | [[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress]] | ||
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Shits himself]] | * [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Shits himself]] | ||
Revision as of 14:32, 1 August 2017
| “ | Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet. | ” |
| Chris, equating stress with being shot.[1] | ||
Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.
When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris had never experienced actual stress in his life prior to the Financhu Crisis apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress."
When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives. Chris often cites stress as the reason why he isn't inspired to work on the comics; precisely why inspiration is needed to make Sonic recolours have sex with each other and kill Chris' enemies is not apparent.
In August 2013, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress is beginning to take a toll on his health. Given his rather unhealthy lifestyle, it's not unlikely.
Stressors
- Bullies.[1]
- Trolls
- People at PVCC[2]
- Pickles
- The Man in the Pickle Suit
- Niggos
- Getting a job
- Anything requiring him to leave the house
- Chores[1]
- The existence of webpages outlining his many failures
- Asking girls to go out with him
- His "mental block" of autism
- Talking to anyone about anything except himself
- Being told things he doesn't like to hear
- Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal
- Copyright Issues
- Homosexuality
- His daily struggle against becoming homosexual
- His characters being accused of homosexuality
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man[3]
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend will not give him china if he doesn't act like a normal person
- People dying[1]
- Finding out that his date was a mole working for the Man in the Pickle Suit
- Being famous[4]
- Being parodied
- Being confronted by his sweetheart's Father
- Criticism (constructive or otherwise)
- Being friend zoned
- Having someone pretend to be him
- Having his identity questioned
- His hormones[5]
- Being banned from The GAMe PLACe
- Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe
- Being called a child
- Back when Bob was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a Superfund site is perfectly ok)[1] [4]
- Whenever Sega changes the color of Sonic's arms
- Anything slightly inconvenient
- Anything that autism isn't an excuse for
- Anything that stress isn't an excuse for
Handling Stress
- Mass debating[6]
- Having a sweetheart resetting his biological clock
- The prospect of having a "sex time"
- Playing vidya
- Hiring prostitutes[7]
- Take medication[8]
Things that Chris does when stressed
- Shits himself
- Cries
- Becomes less/more productive than usual
- Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in YouTube videos
- Rages at his mailers
- Sends death threats
- Abuses his cameras
- Crashes Into Slumber [9]
- Becomes increasingly homophobic[10]
- Becomes increasingly racist[11][12]
- Sighs excessively
- Suffers from memory loss
- Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas[13]
- Drinks
- Attempts vehicular homicide
- Considers suicide[14]
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 IRC (20 January 2009)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 IRC (31 December 2008)
- ↑ Megan E-mails
- ↑ Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted
- ↑ April 2012
- ↑ August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication
- ↑ Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
- ↑ Mumble #8
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean
- ↑ Mailbag #42
- ↑ October 2014 Facebook Posts
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