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[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|120px|What Chris would look like if he actually had a black face.]] | [[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|120px|What Chris would look like if he actually had a black face.]] | ||
'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another | '''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureiffic attempt to impress [[Jackie]], Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble Mr. Popo from ''Dragon Ball'' and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]]. | ||
Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to [[Niggos|blackface]], he rounds out the performance with an impromptu [[Wikipedia:Minstrel show|minstrel song]] adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''Bamboozled'', his [[muscle bra|masculine bosoms]] flailing wildly with each gyration. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown... | Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to [[Niggos|blackface]], he rounds out the performance with an impromptu [[Wikipedia:Minstrel show|minstrel song]] adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''Bamboozled'', his [[muscle bra|masculine bosoms]] flailing wildly with each gyration. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown... | ||
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[[File:Leadbelly.jpg|thumb|Leadbelly's reaction to this video.]] | [[File:Leadbelly.jpg|thumb|Leadbelly's reaction to this video.]] | ||
'Ello. | 'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]]. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio.] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story. | ||
[''starts 'singing' ''] Once there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his [[high school]] years he...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his friends and was troll tortured. | [''starts 'singing' ''] Once there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his [[high school]] years he...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his friends and was troll tortured. By bullies who were [[Chris and his Ego|jealous of his material things]] [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [''hums''] | ||
Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. | Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]... | ||
Loooove, he was so[?]... | Loooove, he was so[?]... | ||
And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] boirl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. | And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] boirl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations! | ||
[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! | [''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! | ||
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Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! | Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! | ||
[''spoken''] Happy loving! | [''spoken''] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing! | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 20:25, 16 September 2010
Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureiffic attempt to impress Jackie, Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.
Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier ill-fated music career sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to blackface, he rounds out the performance with an impromptu minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his masculine bosoms flailing wildly with each gyration. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...
Video
| Song For Jackie | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Racism,  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  The Trucker
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous XBox is OK.MOV |
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Transcript
'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio.] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.
[starts 'singing' ] Once there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his high school years he...lost...his friends and was troll tortured. By bullies who were jealous of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [hums]
Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, heavenly matched... Loooove, he was so[?]...
And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own boy. And girl. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations!
[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player] And there ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this!
[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing] Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
And there ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!
See Also
| ⇐ XBox is OK.MOV | Chris's videos | Current ⇒ |
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