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Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible | Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible as it is one of the easily measurable accomplishments in his life. | ||
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In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester only requires a 3.0 grade point average<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_fJESV_/14cd5010b650607b3745a49013852ec4/2012-13_student_handbook.pdf</ref>, with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls]] got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|intake survey]] in [[2004]] noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll -- assuming 3.0 was B or B-, having had enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013-14, 789 students made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGXZ_/a4271ab7097cdab83745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Regular_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref><ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGYj_/1bb1298af5762f333745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Distinguished_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref>, about 40% of the total enrolment of about 1800-2000.<ref>https://p1pe.doe.virginia.gov/reportcard/report.do?division=21&schoolName=1531</ref> This may explain why Chris was [[Count Graduon|so upset]] at being awarded [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|''only'' a star pin for his grades]]. | In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester only requires a 3.0 grade point average<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_fJESV_/14cd5010b650607b3745a49013852ec4/2012-13_student_handbook.pdf</ref>, with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls]] got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|intake survey]] in [[2004]] noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll -- assuming 3.0 was B or B-, having had enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013-14, 789 students made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGXZ_/a4271ab7097cdab83745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Regular_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref><ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGYj_/1bb1298af5762f333745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Distinguished_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref>, about 40% of the total enrolment of about 1800-2000.<ref>https://p1pe.doe.virginia.gov/reportcard/report.do?division=21&schoolName=1531</ref> This may explain why Chris was [[Count Graduon|so upset]] at being awarded [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|''only'' a star pin for his grades]]. | ||
On the other hand, it | On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]", he is enraged to receive an "F" in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they slipped into "F"'s before long. | ||
Chris's basic cognitive functions work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Stress|laziness]], [[naïve|naïveté]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], [[Chris and anger|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex| | Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Stress|laziness]], [[naïve|naïveté]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], [[Chris and anger|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu|low quality spin-off]] in the first place. | ||
One would think that all Chris needs to do is to post his grades in order to end the doubts to his alleged intelligence. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers are said to be locked away beyond his reach (which could mean a number of things - they could be locked away, buried under the hoard of his parents, he doesn't have them anymore and he doesn't want to reveal that to others, he's just too lazy to get up and find them, or they could be [[14 Branchland Court#Destruction of the Chandler Household|burned or damaged]]), we may never know the truth until something finally snaps and he's able to get them. | |||
One would think that all Chris needs to do is to post his grades in order to end the doubts to his alleged intelligence. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers are said to be locked away beyond his reach (which could mean a number of things - they could be locked away, buried under the | |||
Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]] (although the school district website states otherwise<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>), but was too lazy to procure them himself. [[Trolls|Those]] who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note. | Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]] (although the school district website states otherwise<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>), but was too lazy to procure them himself. [[Trolls|Those]] who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note. | ||
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| “ | No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic] | ” |
| Ricardo Weston Chandler [1] | ||
| “ | I AM HONOR ROLL! | ” |
| Liquid Chris | ||
| “ | HONOR ROLL MY ASS | ” |
| Vivian Gee, Audiobooks | ||
Chris's presence on the honor roll in high school is something he often brings up as evidence of his intelligence. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible as it is one of the easily measurable accomplishments in his life.
Where Chris has claimed Honor Roll status
Chris has trumpeted his honor-roll status in a number of his documents and videos.
- In Sub-Episode 2, Chris drops the honor-roll line in a post-script to his unsolicited follow-up email to Hanna. Because the girl who just deliberately trolled your heart level down to 15% will flip for you if you're on the honor roll.
- In his e-mails to Shigeru Miyamoto, he apparently thought making the honor roll would impress a world-renowned game designer.
- Likewise, he mentioned the honor roll early in his e-mail exchanges with Blanca.
- The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "A-U-T-I-S-M" by Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
- Chris's Wikipedia autobiography prominently mentioned the honor roll.
- In his Asperger's rant, Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his autism, and how he is apparently better than those with Aspergers.
- In his first public plea for understanding on YouTube, Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
- Chris's first OkCupid profile from February 2009 announces that he made the honor roll.
- In CWC Update 29 July 2009, Chris bragged about his "honor roll points" as one of the many qualities that apparently set him apart from Liquid Chris.
- In response, Liquid Chris picked up the honor-roll catchphrase himself, using it in one of their arguments over the phone.[2]
- In the Autism Awareness E-mails, Chris mentioned making the honor roll as one reason why he did not need a caretaker or other supervision.
Chris made the honor roll?
In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester only requires a 3.0 grade point average[3], with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's intake survey in 2004 noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll -- assuming 3.0 was B or B-, having had enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013-14, 789 students made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll[4][5], about 40% of the total enrolment of about 1800-2000.[6] This may explain why Chris was so upset at being awarded only a star pin for his grades.
On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "Song of Christian", he is enraged to receive an "F" in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: "I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!", indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they slipped into "F"'s before long.
Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with computers and technology, for instance. At the same time, his laziness, naïveté, egotism, temperament and sexual frustration have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that Nintendo was interested in his low quality spin-off in the first place.
One would think that all Chris needs to do is to post his grades in order to end the doubts to his alleged intelligence. Sadly, according to Mailbag 19, Chris's report card papers are said to be locked away beyond his reach (which could mean a number of things - they could be locked away, buried under the hoard of his parents, he doesn't have them anymore and he doesn't want to reveal that to others, he's just too lazy to get up and find them, or they could be burned or damaged), we may never know the truth until something finally snaps and he's able to get them.
Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of public record (although the school district website states otherwise[7]), but was too lazy to procure them himself. Those who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note.
It is noteworthy that Chris' father stated in a Prank Call that Chris did not, in fact, make the Honor Roll.[8] It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility.
Notes and references
- ↑ Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!
- ↑ SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE
- ↑ http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_fJESV_/14cd5010b650607b3745a49013852ec4/2012-13_student_handbook.pdf
- ↑ http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGXZ_/a4271ab7097cdab83745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Regular_Honor_Roll1.pdf
- ↑ http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGYj_/1bb1298af5762f333745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Distinguished_Honor_Roll1.pdf
- ↑ https://p1pe.doe.virginia.gov/reportcard/report.do?division=21&schoolName=1531
- ↑ http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs