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The '''Apology Letters''', written by Chris on 15 [[August 2014]], were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. They were meant to lift bans which three locations had imposed on Chris. | The '''Apology Letters''', written by Chris on 15 [[August 2014]], were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. They were meant to lift bans which three locations had imposed on Chris.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)#Apology Letters]]</ref> | ||
In the early stages of his relationship with [[Catherine]], Chris wanted to shop with her at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], but [[List of places that have banned Chris#Charlottesville Fashion Square|he was banned there]]. He decided to write an apology letter to the manager of the mall, as according to him, [[Chris and remorse|by apologizing]], he could get the ban lifted. | In the early stages of his relationship with [[Catherine]], Chris wanted to shop with her at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], but [[List of places that have banned Chris#Charlottesville Fashion Square|he was banned there]]. He decided to write an apology letter to the manager of the mall, as according to him, [[Chris and remorse|by apologizing]], he could get the ban lifted. | ||
Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years. | Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years. | ||
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Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one. | Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one. | ||
Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014|infamous pepper-spraying incident), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies. | Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies. | ||
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Dearest Mary, | Dearest Mary, | ||
It has been Years since I have attempted to apologize for having portraied[sic] you as a witch character within the pages of my hand-drawn and written comicbooks. I assure you now that the name of the character HAS been changed and edited Years beforehand, and in nowhere, shape or forme[sic], have I, or anyone I know even remotely, made any sales of anything containing the character, Original or Present Name, whatsoever. My family and I are currently just getting by financially; any lower we would be positively poor. | It has been Years since I have attempted to apologize for having portraied[sic] you as a witch character within the pages of my hand-drawn and written comicbooks. I assure you now that the name of the character HAS been changed and edited Years beforehand, and in nowhere, shape or forme[sic], have I, or anyone I know even remotely, made any sales of anything containing the character, Original or Present Name, whatsoever. [[Financhu Crisis|My family and I are currently just getting by financially]]; any lower we would be positively poor. | ||
I have personally arrived on campus to personally hand deliver a lovely, framed original master Apology Drawing, and a written (or typed, I am not certain) letter explaining the piece and situation. I left these items with your secretary. A few days later, I find a pink slip of Trespassing, improperly left within the crack of my house's front door. My mother and father appealed the notice on my behalf. | I have personally arrived on campus to personally hand deliver a lovely, framed original master Apology Drawing, and a written (or typed, I am not certain) letter explaining the piece and situation. I left these items with your secretary. A few days later, I find a pink slip of Trespassing, improperly left within the crack of my house's front door. My mother and father appealed the notice on my behalf. | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:53, 14 November 2024
The Apology Letters, written by Chris on 15 August 2014, were leaked on the CWCki Forums on 17 December 2014. They were meant to lift bans which three locations had imposed on Chris.[1]
In the early stages of his relationship with Catherine, Chris wanted to shop with her at the Fashion Square Mall, but he was banned there. He decided to write an apology letter to the manager of the mall, as according to him, by apologizing, he could get the ban lifted.
Chris also apologized to Wal-Mart and Mary Lee Walsh. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.
Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to trolls causing stress. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.
Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from GameStop for his protests of Sonic Boom (even before the infamous pepper-spraying incident), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.
Fashion Square Mall Apology
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Wal-Mart Apology
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Mary Lee Walsh Apology
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See also
- List of places that have banned Chris
- Unban contracts - Chris's 2016 attempt to convince GameStop and Best Buy to unban him.
References
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