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| stardate      = 7 [[October 2010]]
| stardate      = 7 [[October 2010]]
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=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
''[Off camera]''-eep.
''[Chris jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''
 
''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''


''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the [[internet]] and the internet trolls. I am an [[Chris and hypocrisy|adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot]] ''[voice begins to break]'' who spends his time wallowing and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Speech impediment|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Chris and sex#Rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[Jackie Chat 7|one-cent daaaauuuughteeeer]]. I am AN IDIOT!
''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the [[internet]] and the internet trolls. I am an [[Chris and hypocrisy|adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot]] ''[voice begins to break]'' who spends his time wallowing and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Speech impediment|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Chris and sex#Rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[Jackie Chat 7|one-cent daaaauuuughteeeer]]. I am AN IDIOT!
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{{Troll Videos}}
{{Troll Videos}}
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Latest revision as of 10:33, 15 March 2022

Quality cosplaying is so overrated.

100 2267 is one of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video, Chris attempts to insult Clyde Cash by doing an overblown impression of him. He dresses up in orangeface (in a method reminiscent of a certain political figure), and tries to copy Clyde's characteristic hairstyle by slicking his hair back. The theme suddenly changes when "Clyde" starts rambling about how he deserves to die.

Video

100 2267
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 7 October 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, RumorsRumors Rumors
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, RageRage Rage, SmugSmug Smug, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Pity ShirtPityShirt.png Pity Shirt
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!

Transcript

[Chris jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]

[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice] Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot [voice begins to break] who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! [Raises arms angrily] I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a spawn of spatan so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one-cent daaaauuuughteeeer. I am AN IDIOT!

[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher] Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! Kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!

See also

100 2266 Chris's videos 100 2269


Chris's cosplay videos

Ash KetchumGroucho MarxIBA ChandlerPaRappa the RapperCherokian (I)Juggalo (I)ScotMr. PopoHamburglarGrimaceClyde CashPaul McCartneyAlec Benson Leary and Liquid ChrisCherokian (II)Chris-Chan SonichuFred Flintstone and Homer SimpsonCleveland BrownHarry Potter"Gangsta"GilliganDivine as BabsJuggalo (II)

Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: ChrisClyde CashVivian GeeRyan CashLordsillynipplesBryan BashSarah MayBILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll


The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:

Coinciding Sagas
EDPandaHaloJuliePSN HackingEmilyIvyTitoJackieFirst Exile