Barb almost goes off

“	Original filename: cwcchat_0001.wmv File creation date: 03/19/2009 The short "Get off, before I go off!" clip. I looked high and low but couldn't find it anywhere online, so here it is.	”
Statustjej

Barb almost goes off or cwcchat_0001.wmv is a short audio recording from a Skype chat between Chris and Sarah May. As the title implies, the leaked chat involves Barb almost freaking out on Chris due to him going against her suggestions of not talking to random strangers on the Internet.

The creation date of the video file was 19 March 2009. However, since Sarah revealed she was a troll on the 4th of March, it is unlikely the conversation took place on the same day. This audio recording has not been revealed until Statustjej leaked it on YouTube on 24 October 2025 over a decade later.

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Barb almost goes off
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Stardate	Somewhere between January 2009 and March 2009
Subject Matter	Reason Reason
Saga	Julie Julie
Other	Leaked Leaked

Transcript

[Text of the video reads: I hacked into a stupid Sonichu fan (Sarah May)'s computer and recorded this. LOL!]

[Audio recording starts in the middle of conversation. Text of the video reads: (Talking about Britney Spears)]

Chris: Yep. It's like, you know, for the, uh... it's like, you know, for the pop star, yeh, eh- "I'll just do away with the haters and I'll just make do with the lovers. [Lucy starts meowing.] Hi, Lucy! Hi, mommy.

Barbara: Who you talkin' to?

Chris: I'm doing okay, how are you?

Barbara: Who're you talkin' to?

Chris: I'm talkin' to Sarah May... uh- yeah- a true Sonichu fan and, uh, friend of mine. Here, why don't you have a little- there's a pict- she's- we're- [stuttering] show her live on webcam.

Barbara: I told you, don't you be talkin' to none of those people.

Chris: Well wait a minute, she's a good person.

Barbara: How do you know? You don't know...

Chris: Because she- because she's helped me. In the argu- in the disputes against the real trolls.

Barbara: Oh. This is not the Sarah from...?

Chris: Yeah, this is a different Sarah. But we're just talkin' as friends.

Barbara: It's time for you to get off the Internet, okay?

Chris: [stress sigh]

Barbara: It's time- you- you have to get off now, 'kay? I said get off. Before I go off.

Chris: Alright, fine, fine. I'll get off. I'll get off, jeez. [sigh] Well, it was nice talkin' to you, Sarah.

[Text of the video reads: (Sarah asks if everything is okay)]

Chris: Yeah, my mom's just tired of me being on the Internet, and gettin' some possible stress from there. Alright, s- Alright, well, you take care, and, uh, we can talk to each other again soon. Alright, enjoyed talkin' to ya. Alright. Alright, see ya later, gal-pal. Love ya.

Julie Saga
The Players Organizations: The Miscreants People: Chris • BlueSpike (Julie • Max) • Clyde Cash • Sarah May • Bryan Bash • BILLY MAYS • Statustjej • Bob Chandler • Aunt Corrina Inanimate Objects: Kimmi
The Games Platforms: IRC • Mumble • PSN • Skype Places: Molvanîa • Ohio Mumble Chats: (1 • 2 • 3 • 3.5 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 9.5 • 10 • 11 • 12) BlueSpike PSN Chats: (1 • 2 • 3 • 3.5 • 3.7 • 4) BlueSpike Skype Logs: (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13) Art: Silvana Masturbation • Rosechu with a strap-on
Julie's Introduction:	Sarah May:	Chris vs. Clyde:	Sex Leaks:	The Miscreants:	The Reveal:	The Aftermath:
Letter from Julie Ode to Julie	Sarah May Skype Logs Barb almost goes off Supporting Sarah May Sarah's Attempted Suicide	Chris Comes Out of the Closet Chris Destroys His Vibrator Promise to Clean Room	Sex Discussion For Julie's Eyes Only CWC Cums for a Cat Bob Walks In Bob Walks In Aftermath	The Miscreants' Introduction Continuation of Introduction Julie is kidnapped Ohio trip	Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel Julie Reveals Herself	Chris Dispels Some Rumors BlueSpike Gets the Boot Clyde Murders BlueSpike
Coinciding Sagas Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • PS3 Hacking