Jail Communications
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PROTIP:
We highly advise against contacting Chris during his stay in jail. Chris is keeping records of the people who contacted him,[1] and if those somehow get leaked, then you'll have nobody but yourself to blame for potential harassment from weens and the secondhand embarrassment of being associated with him.
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On 1 August 2021, Chris was arrested on a charge of incest against his mother, marking the first fully offline saga of Christory since his early childhood. Almost all knowledge of what Chris and other related figures have done since his arrest has come from communications from jail – letters and phone calls – while he awaits his hearing and eventual trial.
List of Letters
Chris has been sending handwritten letters from jail since his arrest in August 2021 on an incest charge. The envelopes arrive with a stamped disclaimer that the facility neither "censor[s] nor inspect[s]" Chris's letters – which has allowed him to release even more Honest Content.
August 2021
20 August
Chris begged for money to his inmate account to purchase socks, a bra, and sneakers.
September 2021
19 September
Chris wrote an open letter being defensive over his alleged theft of Barbara's money and for his incest charge. He also demonstrates a new coping mechanism - that he is Jesus Christ.
October 2021
3 October
Chris responds to a failed attempt to convert him to Islam.
4 October
Chris responds to a letter from Kenneth Englehardt.
20 October
Chris answers six questions from a fan.
21 October
Chris responds to a 4chan user named "Shake Zula" about a plush he had been sent.
25 October (1)
Chris responds to a fan from Virginia, where he gives insight on how the officials at his jail treat him.
25 October (2)
Chris's second letter to Kenneth Englehardt. Topics include Ken trying to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, Ken trying to arrange a pardon for Chris, Chris being unsure of wanting to kiss Null or Judas, and Chris commenting on prison ramen.
30 October
Chris's third letter to Kenneth Englehardt. Chris instructs his fans to visit and donate to Barbara.
November 2021
8 November (1)
Chris responds to Youtuber Stories from The Penitentiary, giving a much clearer image on his mental state and his experiences in jail.
8 November (2)
Chris mentions that some officers have been "aloof; indifferent, or incompetent" to him; that he has been playing solo basketball in the exercise yard; and that Mary Lee Walsh is still mayor of CWCville.
16 November
Chris's fourth letter to Kenneth Englehardt, on his experience in jail.
20 November
Chris outright states that as a result of the Dimensional Merge, the world we live in now exists in the same universe as that as the one the Sonichu comics take place in.
27 November
Chris sends a fifth letter to Kenneth Englehardt. The exact contents of this letter are currently unknown, but based on a post Kengle made on the Onion Farms, the letter may discuss the totalling of Son-Chu.
30 November (1)
Chris writes to an Onion Farms user, Celestia, about the concept of "self-religion" as well as how he plans to "upgrade" Christianity to his own whims.
30 November (2)
Chris answers 12 questions from a Twitter Fan, "Eels and the Egg-man". The subjects discussed include Chris's current relations with Bella and The Suitress, his opinions on various Christubers, his plans after being released from jail, various dimensions, among other topics.
December 2021
6 December
Chris sends a sixth letter to Kenneth Englehardt. He further declares Null an incarnation of Judas, calling him a traitor and decides to "leak" various secrets about him.
9 December
Chris sends a second letter to Celestia, consisting of little more than lore pertaining to his Messiah complex and the Dimensional Merge.
13 December
Chris sends a seventh letter containing a Christmas card to Kenneth Englehardt.
14 December
Chris sends an eighth letter to Kenneth Englehardt. He demands $200,000 to be sent to Barb following her involvement in a car crash in late November that totalled the latest iteration of Son-Chu.
22 December
Contains Chris's updated Ten Commandments.
January 2022
8 January
Chris sends a letter regarding a troll pretending to be a descendant of a Crusader.
18 January
Chris sends a ninth letter to Kenneth Englehardt. He shuts down Kenneth's Sonichen-Sonichu crossover idea with a frank "HELL NO!!!", providing guidelines for future fanfictions (all of which the original Soinchu comic violates). Chris also provides extensive information about the geography of C-197 and states his intentions to return to 14 Branchland Court when released.
19 January
24 January
Chris sends a tenth letter to Kenneth Englehardt. Chris makes a big point that Kenneth is only permitted to share a specific page online, feeling betrayed by the one letter he didn't even post. The allowed page isn't too noteworthy, Chris shares more lore within his version of Neo-christianity, more specifically how his mother is the avatar of Emanuel and his reincarnation after being crucified as Jesus 2022 years ago.
List of Calls
November 2021
1 November
Chris answers questions from a fan named Cory Allison who had written to him.
December 2021
24 December
Chris wishes Cory Allison a merry Christmas.
January 2022
10 January
Chris discusses global warming, remote learning and jail donations with an Onion Farms user called Zombo.
11 January
Chris talks with Zombo about Barbara's wellbeing and encourages people to protest his imprisonment.
13 January
Chris, once again speaking with Zombo, makes a public address to his internet fans.
Goddess Log
The Goddess Log is a journal Chris has kept in jail. It was mentioned in several of Chris's letters from jail, and through his phone call to Cory Alisson, Chris reveals that he records the addresses of all of the people who have sent letters to him.
Chris also makes mention in a November 2021 letter of the Akashic records, a compedium of all universal thoughts, events, words, and emotion recorded for all time in the religion of theosophy. Chris claims to have gotten several of the things he has recorded in the logs from the Akashic Guardian, who is the scribe of these records.
Gifts
- Main article: Jail Letter Gifts
Over the months, Chris has sent various holy items to the senders of the respectful letters he receives from jail from what would otherwise be trash.
See Also
References
 Jail Saga 
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People: Chris • David Heilberg • Praetor • Kenneth Engelhardt • Barbara Chandler • Helena Fiorenza • Eels and the Egg-man • Flutter • Spamton G. Spamton • Zombo • Cory Allison • The Crusader • Bizarre Bazaar • Celestia • Michael Afghani • Jacob Sockness | ||||
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| Coinciding Sagas: Praetor | ||||
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