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The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance. | The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance. | ||
By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his [[Sonichu's News Dash]] newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> | By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> | ||
To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college. | To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college. | ||
Revision as of 21:45, 7 September 2010
- For other uses of "PVCC", see the disambiguation page.
Piedmont Virginia Community College, the realm of the evil witch Mary Lee Walsh, is the educational institution where Chris earned an associate's degree in Applied Science and a CADD certificate. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.[1] Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a difficult time on his Love Quest and at points shattered his heart, lowering its level to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of the villainous group known as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.
Kicked out of English
During an English class, when he realized that "Wednesday's Child" is a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people, Chris told his male professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 February 2003, Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.
Other than reinforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.[2]
There is more to this story than Chris lets on: "He finally admitted that it was during a group session and the topic of homosexuality was brought up. ... He said something derogatory about gays or said something in an inappropriate way about them."[citation needed]
Kicked out of college
The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance.
By mid-October 2003, Chris had been using his Attraction Sign for two months without success. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris rage and spam the college with his Sonichu's News Dash newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.[3]
To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.
Graduation
After spending four years on a course of study that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a CADD certificate.
Compared to his high school graduation, he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his Sonichu Medallion, but his honor roll sash from high school underneath his gown, yet another sign that he can not move on from high school.
Chris was so disappointed on his graduation that it eventually spawned Count Graduon.
Graduation
Here's Chris, actually looking kind of classy for once. Did you think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school...
...and THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the medallion and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
His Associate of Applied Science degree.
His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
"Student featured in Nintendo Power"
PVCC as viewed by Chris
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (or, on one occasion, as Piedmont Virginity College) due to the simmering grudge he holds against the school. Within the context of his Sonichu comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of CWCville.
As you can imagine, when the troll message boards were created, it just had to be christened with this name.
See also
Sauce
- ↑ "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." Miyamoto Saga.
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens
