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July 2009

• Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 Red & White
  Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.

• Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.

• The July 10th Messages - 10 July 2009 Rage The Referee
  Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.

• A near public apology - 11 July 2009 Reason Red & White
  Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.

• Rollin' and Trollin' - 17 July 2009 Comedy Trollin' Style
  Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of Liquid Chris.

• CWC Trollin More - 19 July 2009 Comedy Red Stuttgart
  Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.

• Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009 Liquid Blue T-Shirt
  Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.

• It's UGH! - 24 July 2009 Homos Music
  Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".

• Cwc dare - 24 July 2009 Homos Music Red with Black Trim
  Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".

• Chris humps his PS3 - 24 July 2009 Sex Comedy Blue T-Shirt Leaked
  Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.

• CWC "Boyfriend" - 25 July 2009 Music Blue T-Shirt
  Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".

• I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts - 26 July 2009 Comics Liquid Vert Red
  Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.

• CWC More Than A Feeling - 29 July 2009 Music Red Stripe
  Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".

• Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009 Red Stuttgart
  In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.

August 2009

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009 Liquid Classic Shirt
  Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.

• CWC - Exposing Jeff - 4 August 2009 Liquid Classic Shirt
  Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name"

• CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! - 6 August 2009 Rage Liquid The Joker
  Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"

• CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC - 9 August 2009 Reason Liquid Red & White
  Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.

• LOOK at the truth! - 10 August 2009 Liquid Red & White
  Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 Fan Art Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009 Liquid Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.

• NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! - 14 August 2009 Rage Liquid Red with Black Trim
  When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009 Video games Liquid Red Stuttgart
  Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009 Rage Red Stuttgart
  Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has.

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 Comics Website Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009 Music Classic Shirt
  Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.

• THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 Rage Green with Black Trim
  Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.

• Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls - 29 August 2009 Reason Sea Green
  Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 The Referee
  Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

• Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 Rage Template:GreenStripeShirt3
  Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.

• Sign Destruction Video - 6 September 2009 Rage Classic Shirt
  Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.

• Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 Video games Red Stuttgart
  Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.

• Chris dispels videogame rumors - 13 September 2009 Video games Red PokéShirt
  Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.

• Clyde Cash the kid video - 16 September 2009 Reason Clyde Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

• Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009 The Referee
  Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.

• Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009 White with Black Trim
  Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.

• Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009 Clyde White T
  Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.

October 2009

• Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009 Vert Red
  Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.

• Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009 Homos Vert Red
  Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.

• 10112009 Rage Clyde Straight White Lines
  Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.

• Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 Crazy Dark Red
  A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.

• Calling out Gregg Mays -Again. 14 October 2009 Reason Clyde Vert Blue Grey Shirt
  Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.

• War Paint Video 14 October 2009 Crazy White T
  Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.

• Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009 Liquid Vert Blue Grey Shirt
  Chris makes note of the return of CChanSonichuCWC to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.

• Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud 17 October 2009 Video games Vert Red
  Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.

• Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 Video games Vert Red
  Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.

• Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 Comedy Video games Liquid Straight White Lines
  Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.

• Addressing Liquid 22 October 2009 Liquid Vert Red
  Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.

• I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 Reason Liquid Red Green Stripe
  Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.

• 10242009 Rage Clyde Red Green Stripe
  Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.

• 10252009 For Kacey Reason Liquid Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for Kacey possible china.

• To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 Clyde Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.

• ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 Clyde
  The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.

• For Chris No 2 27 October 2009 Reason Liquid Template:GreenStripeShirt2
  Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.

• Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 Comedy Clyde
  The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.

• Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 Liquid Tan Wide Lines
  With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.

• Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 Comedy Clyde
  The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".

• CWC 30 Push Ups 30 October 2009 Blue T-Shirt
  Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.

• Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 Comedy Clyde
  The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.

• My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey 31 October 2009 Liquid
  Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.

• Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 Liquid Tan Wide Lines
  Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

• I AM STRONG - 1 November 2009 Clyde
  Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.

• Twin Falling Towers - 1 November 2009 Clyde
  Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.

• It Will Never End - 1 November 2009 Clyde
  In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.

• Apology for 9/11 Joke - 2 November 2009 Clyde
  Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.

• Preface to Rescuing Kacey - 3 November 2009 Sex Liquid Red Stripe
  Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.

• Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler - 3 November 2009 Sex Video games Liquid Machinima
  Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.

• 51 50 - 4 November 2009 Parappa
  Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.

• No More Jokes - 4 November 2009 Clyde
  Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.

• Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You - 6 November 2009 Tragedy Liquid Red Stripe
  After the disastrous Father Call, Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.

• CWC is sad - 10 November 2009 Tragedy Liquid Danger Stripe
  Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.

• Red Letter CWC Certified Day 12 November 2009 Clyde Liquid The Referee
  Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.

• Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009 14 November 2009 Clyde The Referee
  Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.

• CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 Comics Fan Art Classic Shirt
  Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

• Sonichu Powerpoint 24 November 2009 Comics
  Chris does a video version of The Sonichu Chronicles...with a hand-held camera.

December 2009

• Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009 3 December 2009 Video games Vert Red
  Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.

• Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009 Vert Red
  Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.

• Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 Comics Safety Parka
  Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.

• Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 Homos Rumors Galpals Vert Blue Grey Shirt
  Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.

• 12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4 10 December 2009 Orange
  Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.

• Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 Video games Red Yellow Stripe
  Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.

• IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 Music Straight White Lines
  Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.

• Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 Crazy Music Galpals Straight White Lines
  Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.

• Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009 20 December 2009 Rumors Green Wide Lines
  Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.

• A Sonichu Day 24 December 2009 Comedy Yellow & Red Stripe
  Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores Sonichu and Rosechu have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.

• Shout out to Fans in Hospital 24 December 2009 Red Yellow Stripe Website
  Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".

• Kill De Jack 25 December 2009 Rage Clyde Yellow & Red Stripe
  Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.

• Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 Homos Video games Website Clyde Yellow & Red Stripe
  Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels . He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.

• To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 Homos Rage Clyde Yellow & Red Stripe
  Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.

• Address to my CWCipedia SysOP 31 December 2009 Website Clyde Reason Danger Stripe
  Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.