Difference between revisions of "PlayStation 4"

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|''Life is Strange''
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange|Life is Strange]]''
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|''Ratchet & Clank''
|''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (2016 video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''
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|The Order: 1886
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|''Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition''
|''[[Wikipedia:Three Fourths Home|Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition]]''
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|''[[LEGO]] DIMENSIONS''
|''[[LEGO]] [[Wikipedia:Lego Dimensions|DIMENSIONS]]''
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|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.
|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.
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|''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back''
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back]]''
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|''Crash Bandicoot''
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot (video game)|Crash Bandicoot]]''
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|''Gone Home''
|''[[Wikipedia:Gone Home|Gone Home]]''
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|''Life is Strange: Before the Storm''
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange: Before the Storm|Life is Strange: Before the Storm]]''
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|''Don't Die, Mr. Robot!''
|''[[Wikipedia:Don't Die, Mr. Robot!|Don't Die, Mr. Robot!]]''
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|''Minecraft: PlayStation 4 Edition''
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]: PlayStation 4 Edition''
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|''Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|''[[Wikipedia:Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams|Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams]] - Director's Cut''
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|''LEGO Worlds''
|''[[Wikipedia:Lego Worlds|LEGO Worlds]]''
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|''Crash Bandicoot: Warped''
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot: Warped|Crash Bandicoot: Warped]]''
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|''Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune Remastered''
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune]] Remastered''
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|''PaRappa the Rapper 2''
|''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper 2|PaRappa the Rapper 2]]''
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|''THE BIT.TRIP''
|''[[Wikipedia:Bit.Trip#The_Bit.Trip|THE BIT.TRIP]]''
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|''Freedom Planet''
|''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Planet|Freedom Planet]]''
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|''[[Little Big Planet]] 3''
|''[[Little Big Planet]] [[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet 3|3]]''
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|''Pure Chess''
|''[[Wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
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|''Minecraft: Story Mode''
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft: Story Mode|Minecraft: Story Mode]]''
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|''The Disney Afternoon Collection''
|''[[Wikipedia:The Disney Afternoon Collection|The Disney Afternoon Collection]]''
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|''Skylanders SuperChargers''
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: SuperChargers|Skylanders SuperChargers]]''
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|''DC Universe Online''
|''[[Wikipedia:DC Universe Online|DC Universe Online]]''
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|''Destiny''
|''[[Wikipedia:Destiny (video game)|Destiny]]''
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|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his drunk wife]] live.
|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his drunk wife]] live.
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|''Shovel Knight''
|''[[Wikipedia:Shovel Knight|Shovel Knight]]''
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|''ZOMBI''
|''[[Wikipedia:ZombiU|ZOMBI]]''
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|''Skylanders Trap Team''
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders Trap Team]]''
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|''[[Guitar Hero]] Live''
|''[[Guitar Hero]] [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Live|Live]]''
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|''Skylanders SWAP Force''
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Swap Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
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|''Mighty No. 9''
|''[[Wikipedia:Mighty No. 9|Mighty No. 9]]''
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|''[[Transformers]] Devastation''
|''[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Devastation|Devastation]]''
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===Games at 0%===
===Games at 0%===
Chris has 27 games which have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.
Chris has 26 games which have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.


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|''Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Remastered''
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]] Remastered''
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|2015
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|''Hitman GO: Definitive Edition''
|''[[Wikipedia:Hitman Go|Hitman GO]]: Definitive Edition''
|2016
|2016
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|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Remastered''
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception|Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception]] Remastered''
|2015
|2015
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|''Toy Soldiers War Chest''
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Soldiers: War Chest|Toy Soldiers War Chest]]''
|2015
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|''Tetris Ultimate''
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris Ultimate|Tetris Ultimate]]''
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|''HELLDIVERS''
|''[[Wikipedia:Helldivers|HELLDIVERS]]''
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|''PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate''
|''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Shooter|PixelJunk Shooter]] Ultimate''
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|2015
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|''The Swapper''
|''[[Wikipedia:The Swapper|The Swapper]]''
|2014
|2014
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|''Hohokum''
|''[[Wikipedia:Hohokum|Hohokum]]''
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|''inFAMOUS Second Son''
|''[[Wikipedia:Infamous Second Son|inFAMOUS Second Son]]''
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|2014
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|''Woah Dave!''
|''[[Wikipedia:Woah Dave!|Woah Dave!]]''
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|''Retro City Rampage DX''
|''[[Wikipedia:Retro City Rampage|Retro City Rampage]] DX''
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|''Race The Sun''
|''[[Wikipedia:Race the Sun (video game)|Race The Sun]]''
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|2014
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|''Grim Fandango Remastered''
|''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]] Remastered''
|2015
|2015
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|''The Order: 1886''
|''[[Wikipedia:Killzone Shadow Fall|Killzone Shadow Fall]]''
|2015
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|''Killzone Shadow Fall''
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|''Call of Duty: Black Ops III''
|''[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty: Black Ops III|Call of Duty: Black Ops III]]''
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|2015
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|''Nova-111''
|''[[Wikipedia:Nova-111|Nova-111]]''
|2015
|2015
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|''Thomas Was Alone''
|''[[Wikipedia:Thomas Was Alone|Thomas Was Alone]]''
|2014
|2014
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|''Terraria''
|''[[Wikipedia:Terraria|Terraria]]''
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|2014
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|''Hotline Miami''
|''[[Wikipedia:Hotline Miami|Hotline Miami]]''
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|''KNACK''
|''[[Wikipedia:Knack (video game)|KNACK]]''
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|''Lone Survivor''
|''[[Wikipedia:Lone Survivor (video game)|Lone Survivor]]''
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|''DOOM''
|''[[Wikipedia:Doom (2016 video game)|DOOM]]''
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Revision as of 16:53, 30 October 2017

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The PlayStation 4 is a video game console created by Sony, originally released in North America on 15 November 2013. It is the best selling console of the eighth generation of gaming, alongside the HEXbox One (with the Wii U trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 35.9 million consoles have been sold by January 2016.

Despite his fanaticism for the system's predecessor (and his tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his family's health problems (compounded by his run-in with the law) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets. He did however show contempt for its competition - getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in South Park, among other places). He also purchased a Wii U some time later.

This would change in February 2016, around his 34th birthday.

The birthday saga

The outset

On the first of the month, Chris asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook alongside a slew of specifications - notably, he would later specify a white Destiny bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's Etsy shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, medallions, and amiibo are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would further elaborate that buying him anything less than the Destiny bundle and camera would reduce the value on the voucher.

Sorry, but really though give me a PS4

The twelfth would see Chris upload a video that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then reiterates his demands at the end of the video.

Things go sour

Incredibly, February 24th came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, weens sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload another video complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.

Chris finally gets one

Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.

However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 March 2016 that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. Closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself.. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Lynn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in porn films together.

Epilogue

Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in many videos.

PS4 games Chris owns

PSN Activity tracker
Chris was last spotted playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

Note: This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, here.

Game Trophies Progress Comments
Life is Strange 61 100%
My Name is Mayo 51 100%
Ratchet & Clank 47 100%
The Order: 1886 22 100%
Level 22 21 100%
Sonic Mania 18 100%
Letter Quest Remastered 12 100%
Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition 7 100%
LEGO DIMENSIONS 75 97% A "toys-to-life" game (ala Skylanders or amiibo) that is rather infamous for being much more expensive than its competitors.
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back 22 87%
Crash Bandicoot 21 80%
Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist 17 80%
Back to Bed 13 80%
Gone Home 9 71%
Life is Strange: Before the Storm 22 60%
PaRappa the Rapper Remastered 19 51%
Don't Die, Mr. Robot! 7 38%
Minecraft: PlayStation 4 Edition 38 31%
Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut 6 31%
LEGO Worlds 26 29%
Crash Bandicoot: Warped 10 23%
Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune Remastered 15 20%
PaRappa the Rapper 2 4 19%
THE BIT.TRIP 9 18%
Freedom Planet 3 15%
Little Big Planet 3 7 14%
Pure Chess 3 14%
Minecraft: Story Mode 7 13%
The Disney Afternoon Collection 2 10%
Skylanders SuperChargers 5 9%
DC Universe Online 5 8%
Destiny 6 7% Star of a "Let's Play" (that was completely silent, thanks to Chris's cluelessness).
THE PLAYROOM 2 6% A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man stripped and groped his drunk wife live.
Shovel Knight 4 5%
ZOMBI 3 4%
Skylanders Trap Team 2 3%
Guitar Hero Live 2 2%
Skylanders SWAP Force 2 2%
Mighty No. 9 1 1%
Transformers Devastation 1 1%

Games at 0%

Chris has 26 games which have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.

Game Release Date
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Remastered 2015
Hitman GO: Definitive Edition 2016
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Remastered 2015
Toy Soldiers War Chest 2015
Tetris Ultimate 2014
HELLDIVERS 2015
The Treasures of Montezuma 4 2015
PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate 2015
The Swapper 2014
Hohokum 2014
inFAMOUS Second Son 2014
Woah Dave! 2014
Retro City Rampage DX 2014
Race The Sun 2014
Grim Fandango Remastered 2015
Killzone Shadow Fall 2013
Call of Duty: Black Ops III 2015
Nova-111 2015
Thomas Was Alone 2014
Terraria 2014
Hotline Miami 2014
Invokers Tournament 2015
KNACK 2013
Lone Survivor 2013
Shütshimi 2015
DOOM 2016

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