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'''Hello, my sweety baby''' is a video leaked on 24 [[February 2014]] of Chris singing the Tin Pan Alley song "[[Wikipedia:Hello! Ma Baby|Hello! Ma Baby]]" outside his house. Presumably he was singing to a [[heartsweet]] that he hadn't yet met. | '''Hello, my sweety baby''' is a video leaked on [[Chris's birthday|24 Febr]][[February 2014|uary 2014]] of [[Chris]] singing the Tin Pan Alley song "[[Wikipedia:Hello! Ma Baby|Hello! Ma Baby]]" outside his house, in the style of the ''[[Wikipedia:Merrie Melodies|Merrie Melodies]]'' short ''[[Wikipedia:One Froggy Evening|One Froggy Evening]]''. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around as his [[manboobs]] jiggle all over the place. | ||
Presumably he was singing to a [[heartsweet]] that he hadn't yet met. Either that, or this is another bout of [[random-access humor]]. Or both. | |||
The video was shot on an iPhone, making it unusually high quality for his [[Chris and cameras|usual standards]]. | |||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Hello, my sweety baby! | | name = Hello, my sweety baby! | ||
| | | ytid = MBDcdJDFzTk | ||
| stardate = | | stardate = 8 [[May 2013]] | ||
| subject = [[Love Quest]] | | subject = {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Power|text}} | ||
| style = {{Crazy}} | | style = {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| shirt = {{Class of 2000|text}} | |||
| shirt = | |||
| other = {{Leaked|text}} | | other = {{Leaked|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]] | | previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[Mario Kart 8|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
[''Chris has set the camera down on something uneven, resulting in the footage being at an odd angle.''] | |||
[''terrifyingly comes close to the camera with a [[creepy stare|piercing stare]] before abruptly smiling''] '''A-woooe!''' [''looks at iPod Touch, salutes and sings in "baritone" as he prances around. Every time he lands a heavy step, his voice shakes under his own weight.''] | |||
<poem>Hello | <poem>Hello, ma baby, | ||
Hello | [[Monthly tugboat|Hello, ma money]] [''sic''], | ||
Hello | Hello, ma ragtime gal, | ||
Send me a kiss by wire, | Send me a kiss by wire, | ||
Baby, my heart's on fire ! | Baby, [[Obesity|my heart's on fire]]! | ||
If you refuse me, | If you refuse me, | ||
Honey, you'll lose me, | Honey, you'll lose me, | ||
... you'll be left alone; | |||
Oh baby, telephone | Oh baby, telephone | ||
And tell me I'm your own! | And tell me I'm your own! | ||
[''Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a [[Homos|gay]] voice''] | |||
You call me on the telephone | You call me on the telephone | ||
You tell me that you’re all alone | You tell me that you’re all alone | ||
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You dirty rascal | You dirty rascal | ||
How could you expect me | How could you expect me | ||
To believe the lies you hand me | To [[List of sweethearts|believe the lies you hand me]] | ||
You've been out with that girl again | |||
Now do you understand me | [''Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"''] | ||
You broke my heart and made me cry | You broke my heart and made me cry | ||
With every phoney alibi | With every phoney alibi | ||
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt | When I could see the lipstick on your shirt | ||
You dirty polecat | You dirty polecat | ||
Telephone and | Telephone and tell me I'm your own. | ||
[''begins singing in baritone again''] | |||
Hello, ma baby, | |||
Hello, ma honey, | |||
Hello, ma ragtime gal, | |||
I’m sorry that I made you blue | I’m sorry that I made you blue | ||
It was a beastly thing to do | It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do | ||
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did | I shouldn’t have upset you like I did | ||
With Lil’ the barmaid | With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid | ||
If you take me back again | [''Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"''] | ||
I’ll never, ever wander | I’ll never, ever...wander | ||
‘Cause when I did I found that absence | ‘Cause when I did... | ||
Made the heart grow | [''Chris pauses, breathing heavily from [[Obesity|the exertion of light exercise]]''] | ||
I found that absence | |||
I’ll never tell another lie | Made the heart grow fonda! | ||
I’ll mend your broken heart | [[Bob|Cross my heart and hope to die]] | ||
[[List of Chris's lies|I’ll never tell another lie]] | |||
I’ll mend your [[Heart level|broken heart]] | |||
As good as new | As good as new | ||
My little cough-drop | My little cough-drop | ||
Telephone and tell me | Telephone and tell me I'm your own | ||
Hello | Hello, ma baby, | ||
Hello | Hello, ma honey, | ||
Hello | Hello, ma ragtime gal, | ||
Send me a kiss by wire, | [[CWC Cums for a Cat|Send me a kiss by wire,]] | ||
Baby, my heart's on fire ! | Baby, my heart's on fire! | ||
If you refuse me, | If you refuse me, | ||
Honey, you'll lose me, | Honey, you'll lose me, | ||
Then you'll be left alone; | Then you'll be left alone; | ||
Oh baby, telephone | Oh baby, telephone | ||
And tell me I'm your own! </poem> | And tell me I'm your own!</poem> | ||
==Fan Videos== | |||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | |||
| name = Chris Chan Michigan J. Frog (In Color!) | |||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RpIkST8E1F4}} | |||
| Stardate = 24 [[February 2014]] | |||
| Maker = HeirOfByzantium | |||
}} | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|nextlink= | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|nextlink=[[Mario Kart 8 Videos]]|}} | ||
{{Music Videos}} | {{Music Videos}} | ||
{{Power videos}} | |||
[[Category:Leaked videos]] | [[Category:Leaked videos]] | ||
[[Category:Outdoor videos]] | [[Category:Outdoor videos]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:16, 31 October 2024
Hello, my sweety baby is a video leaked on 24 February 2014 of Chris singing the Tin Pan Alley song "Hello! Ma Baby" outside his house, in the style of the Merrie Melodies short One Froggy Evening. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around as his manboobs jiggle all over the place.
Presumably he was singing to a heartsweet that he hadn't yet met. Either that, or this is another bout of random-access humor. Or both.
The video was shot on an iPhone, making it unusually high quality for his usual standards.
Video
| Hello, my sweety baby! | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 May 2013 |
| Subject Matter |  Love Quest,  Power
|
| Performance Style |  Crazy
|
| Shirt |  Class of 2000
|
| Other |  Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Tour of Chris's House II |
next Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock |
Transcript
[Chris has set the camera down on something uneven, resulting in the footage being at an odd angle.]
[terrifyingly comes close to the camera with a piercing stare before abruptly smiling] A-woooe! [looks at iPod Touch, salutes and sings in "baritone" as he prances around. Every time he lands a heavy step, his voice shakes under his own weight.]
Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma money [sic],
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
... you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!
[Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a gay voice]
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you’re all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To believe the lies you hand me
You've been out with that girl again
[Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"]
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own.
[begins singing in baritone again]
Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
I’m sorry that I made you blue
It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did
With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid
[Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"]
I’ll never, ever...wander
‘Cause when I did...
[Chris pauses, breathing heavily from the exertion of light exercise]
I found that absence
Made the heart grow fonda!
Cross my heart and hope to die
I’ll never tell another lie
I’ll mend your broken heart
As good as new
My little cough-drop
Telephone and tell me I'm your own
Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!
Fan Videos
| Chris Chan Michigan J. Frog (In Color!) | |
| Stardate | 24 February 2014 |
| Made By | HeirOfByzantium |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
References
| ⇐ CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013 | Chris's videos | Mario Kart 8 Videos ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
|
CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • Hello, my sweety baby • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |