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[[CWC "Boyfriend"]] is a music video "addressed to the WOMEN ONLY" and uploaded by [[Chris]] on 25th [[July 2009]]. This video is a collection of all, with everything from [[I Got A Fish|dancing like a retard]], playing the [[Gitar of Fail]] and other such devices, to a side order of [[Homos|Gay bashing]]. He even goes as far to criticize the lifestyle of [[Gaybian|Gaybians]]. Paper cut outs are used to display Chris's delusions, as well as several recycled drawings.
'''CWC "Boyfriend"''' is a music video "addressed to the WOMEN ONLY" and uploaded by [[Chris]] on 25 [[July 2009]]. While he was forced to make the video by [[Jack Thaddeus]], he used the opportunity to push his own homophobic agenda. This video features a little bit of everything when it comes to Chris's bizarre behavior, including [[I Got A Fish|dancing like a retard]], playing the [[Gitar of Fail]] and other such devices, and a side order of [[Homos|gay bashing]]. He even goes as far to condemn the lifestyle of lesbians ([[Lesbian Sleepover|let that sink in a little]]). Paper cut-outs are used to display Chris's delusions, as well as several recycled drawings.


The video description and annotations reveal that Chris believes that [[Ivy]] killed herself as a result of the cessation in their communications, and he blames [[Bob]] for making him stop talking to her. At that part in the video description it also states that "Ivy killed herself on July 200'''8'''", being before Chris knew Ivy, although this is more than likely just an [[Autism|arseburger]] mistake.
The video description and annotations reveal that Chris believed that [[Ivy]] killed herself as a result of the cessation in their communications. He blames [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] for breaking up their relationship — apparently, despite the best efforts of his father and others to reason with him, Chris chose to cling to the delusion that Ivy was not a troll. At that point in the video description Chris also states that "Ivy killed herself on July 2008", months before Chris ever met her, although this is more than likely just [[Chris and English|a mistake]]. At around 2:05, astute [[video game]] fans may notice that Chris-Chan purchased the universally panned, all-around shitty ''[[Guitar Hero|Rock Band]]'' ripoff ''Rock Revolution'' (though considering [[Chris and money|his spending habits]], this shouldn't be a shock).


It should also be noted at around 2:05, it is shown that Chris-Chan not only purchased the universally panned, all around shitty [[Guitar Hero|Rock Band]] ripoff "Rock Revolution," and what is even more sad, he still uses the drums.
On 29 [[July 2009]], [[The CWCville Library]] uploaded an alternate version of the video, with Chris just dancing and different lyrics.
 
This video is notable for introducing the world to [[Jessie Ruddy]], who is never mentioned by Chris outside of this video.
 
In [[March 2010]] Chris would also use an extract from this video as part of a [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|desperate plea]] to [[the Wallflower]] to relieve him of his [[Virgin with rage|terrible burden]].
 
==Description==
{{quotebox|Not only a fulfillment to a blackmail, but Also a Memorial Music Video.<br>
 
Miss. Ivy O'Niel died July, 2008 in suicide from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me. She was a honest, sweet woman.<br>
 
May this video always be a commerative memorial for her always. And to [[Officer Keino|Mr. O'Niel]], I salute your bravery on the Police, although my Detective could not find you on any Precint records, and I offer my deepest condolences for your loss, as I feel it terribly myself.<br>
 
I had to listen to my [[Bob|Meatheaded Father]]'s Scooby-Doo Detective jargon, as well as the Real Detective's jazz.<br>
 
Ivy, I'm sorry for believing my father's crackpot theory and letting it baffle me and my heart. Please forgive me, and rest in peace.<br>
 
I will always have the place for you in my heart.<br>
 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, to clearify:<br>
Woman #1 is [[Megan Schroeder]].<br>
Then Ivy's Memorial<br>
Woman #2 is [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca Wiess]]; Blanca is with a friend in the Lesbian Pic; do not who that girl was.<br>
Woman #3 is [[Jessie Ruddy]]
Woman #4, or B&W Picture Woman is [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<br>
<nowiki>**</nowiki>[[Monty Python|Spiney Norman]]; Go after Howard and his Pickle-Suited Cult.**<br>
"Dinsdale!"<br>
Woman #5 is PICTURE ONLY of WHO was supposed to be [[Julie]] Milvana.}}


==Video==
==Video==
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===Transcript===
{{Infobox/video
| name          = CWC "Boyfriend"
| ytid          = bNDvCiatFuw
| stardate      = 25 [[July 2009]]
| subject        = {{Music|text}}
| shirt          = {{BlueTShirt|text}}, {{DenimJacket|text}}
| saga          = {{PS3_Hacking|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris humps his PS3]]
| next          = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#A Preview|A Preview]]
}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[''Video opens with Chris in his blue T-shirt, singing.'']


<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
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I think you need a new one
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
 
''Chris mimes on the [[Gitar of Fail]]- his shirt changing due to the jump cut.''
Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
I know that you like me [''[[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s photo appears, for no clear reason'']
No way! No way!
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>
 
''Drawing of [[Ivy]] and [[Layla|Luckette]].''
You’re so fine
<poem>You’re so fine [''Photograph of [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] and another woman'']
I want you mine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
You’re so delicious [''Images from "[[Sonichu Special 1]]", "[[Wedding Comic]]"'']
I think about ya all the time
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
You’re so addictive
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Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hells Yeah
And Hells Yeah
I’m the motherfucking prince, man
I’m the [[Affair with Mother|motherfucking]] prince, man
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right</poem>
 
''Photo of unknown woman with unknown man.''
 
<poem>He’s like so whatever
He’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better [''Man's photo is replaced with one of Chris'']
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!</poem>
 
''Polaroid of a couple.''
 
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like a girlfriend!
I don’t like a girlfriend!
No way! No way!That' ain't right, woman!
No way! No way!That' ain't right, woman! [''Polaroid shifts to reveal caption "[[Homos|GIRL-ON-GIRL?!!]]", which changes to "GOD HATES THAT"]
No way! No way!
No way! No way!
I could be your boyfriend
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
 
''Chris on the Gitar again.''
Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You! [''Photo of lesbian couple is now split in two - caption "STAY STRAIGHT"]
I know that you like me
I know that you like me
Hey, you! Hey, you!
Hey, you! Hey, you!
You need to be straight, girl!
You need to be straight, girl!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You! [''Chris interposed between lesbians - caption becomes "TAKE THIS DUDE, ALREADY GIRL"'']
I want to be your boyfriend
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>
 
''Chris dances faggily.''
 
<poem>I can see the way. I see the way you look at me [''Image from "[[Sonichu Special 1]]"'']
I can see the way. I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me [''Photo of Bob with illegible speech bubble, which becomes "THE DETECTIVE FOUND '''NO''' POLICE RECORDS OF HER COP-FATHER", and then "MY SCOOBY-DOO DETECTIVE WORK HAS PINPOINTED AND BLOWN YOUR MIND"'']
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again [''Image of Chris with sore head'']
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come—so come over here, tell me what I want to hear [''"DAMN WHY DID I LISTEN TO MY MEATHEADED FATHER AND THAT DETECTIVE"'']
So come—so come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your old one disappear [''"IVY NEVER LEFT MY HEART DURING THOSE TRAUMA TWO MONTHS"'']
Better yet make your ???? disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again [''"AT LEAST I GOT TO TELL HER "I LOVE YOU" ONE LAST TIME"; "IT'S MY FAULT"'']</poem>
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again
''Photo of three women, captioned "IN LOVING MEMORY OF IVY O'NIEL".''
 
<poem>Because, he’s like so whatever [''Chris dances idiotically with his eyes closed'']
Because, he’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better [''Photo of unknown woman with a man in a pickle suit'']
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!</poem>


Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You! [''Chris plays ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' drums in a different shirt, looking like a complete child'']
I don’t like your boyfriend!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! No way!
I think you need a new one
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
I could be your boyfriend</poem>


Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
You know it’s not a secret [''Previous couple photo is used, except Chris again replaces the man'']
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>
 
''More idiotic dancing.''
In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
<poem>In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
So when's it gonna sink in?
He's so trollin' stupic
He's so trollin' stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
What the hell were you thinking?!</poem>
 
''[[Mary Lee Walsh]] is now paired with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
???? trying to take out my life
<poem>That old sumbah tried to take you out my life
But you know I can do it way better
But you know I can do it way better
He's an impostor. He's a poser!
He's an impostor. He's a poser! [''Mary is now paired with a skinny, hella sexy guy. A hedgehog moves across the image, saying "HOWARD".'']
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn Pickle Suit?!
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn Pickle Suit?!</poem>
 
''More pretend guitar.''
Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
I think you need a new one [''[[Julie]] with a MIPS'']
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
 
''More guitar.''
Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me
I know that you'd like me [''Julie with Chris'']
No way! No way!
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>


Hey! You! You!  
<poem>Hey! You! You!  
I don’t like your boyfriend!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
No way! No way! [''More gitar'']
I think you need a new one
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
 
''Chris points at the camera and dances like a [[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]].''
Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me
I know that you'd like me
No way!
No way!
No, it’s not a secret
No, it’s not a secret  
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>


Hey you!</poem>
<poem>Hey you!</poem>


==A Preview==
==A preview==
A preview for CWC "Boyfriend" was uploaded by Chris on 20th July 2009. Chris then deleted the video in a matter of hours, leading to serious doubts about the probability of the promised video appearing. Yet, true to his word, the video did arrive five days later, much to everybody's surprise.
A preview for CWC "Boyfriend" was uploaded by Chris on 20 July 2009. Chris then deleted the video in a matter of hours, leading to serious doubts about the probability of the promised video appearing. Yet, true to his word, the video did arrive five days later, much to everybody's surprise.


===Video===
===Video===
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</center>


====Transcript====
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = A Preview
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|kdOBOpRnay8}}
| stardate      = 25 [[July 2009]]
| subject        = {{Music|text}}
| saga          = {{PS3_Hacking|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#Video|CWC "Boyfriend"]]
| next          = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#Alternate Leaked Edition|"CWC Girlfriend Singstar" - Leaked Edition]]
}}
=== Transcript ===
(Avril Lavigne's song Girlfriend plays in the background)
(Avril Lavigne's song Girlfriend plays in the background)


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Hey hey you you I want to be your boyfriend
Hey hey you you I want to be your boyfriend


==Alternate Leaked Edition==
==Alternate leaked edition==
On 29 July 2009, The CWCville Library uploaded an alternate version of the video, with Chris just dancing and different lyrics.
===Video===
 


===Video===
{{Infobox/video
<center>
| name          = "CWC Girlfriend Singstar" - Leaked Edition
{{#ev:youtube|859NaLdXJ0s}}
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Jgcv86X9uCU}}
</center>
| stardate      = 25 [[July 2009]]
====Transcription====
| subject        = {{Music|text}}
| shirt          = {{BlueTShirt|text}}
| saga          = {{PS3_Hacking|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#A Preview|A Preview]]
| next          = [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]
}}


Spelling errors left in to mimic Chris' pronunciation.
=== Transcript ===


<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
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Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend (messing up your own lyrics Chris?)
I don't like your girlfriend  
No way! No way!  
No way! No way!  
That ain't right woman!
That ain't right woman!
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BECAUSE
BECAUSE
He's like so whatever (does power stances?)
He's like so whatever  
and you could do, so much better.
and you could do, so much better.
I think we should get together nooow,
I think we should get together nooow,
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No way! No way!
No way! No way!
I think ya need a new one.
I think ya need a new one.
and Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your boyfriend. (Chris appears to be in pain here)
and Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your boyfriend.  


Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
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He's so troll and stupid what the hell were you thinkin?!
He's so troll and stupid what the hell were you thinkin?!


That ole somba(?) tried to take ya outta my life.
That ol' sumbah tried to take ya outta my life.
But you know I can do it way better,
But you know I can do it way better,
He's an impostor, he's a poser, *wipes sweat from brow*
He's an impostor, he's a poser, *wipes sweat from brow*
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I could be your boyfriend.
I could be your boyfriend.


Way, No way (seems to be tiring, says this more quietly)
Way, No way  


Hey! Hey! You! you!
Hey! Hey! You! you!
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Hey! Hey! You! You!  
Hey! Hey! You! You!  
I don't like your boyfriend (seems disheartened here, says it quieter)
I don't like your boyfriend  
No way, no way..  
No way, no way..  
Think you need a new one
Think you need a new one
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Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
I know that you like me
No WAYYY and No WAYYY (poses like the Ginyu Force..)
No WAYYY and No WAYYY  
I know it's not a secret,
I know it's not a secret,
and Hey! Hey! You! You!
and Hey! Hey! You! You!
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HEY YOU</poem>
HEY YOU</poem>


==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = A "Memorial Music Video" for Chris
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|n8AfvxreSb4}}
| stardate      = 27 [[May 2010]]
| maker          = CWCmemorial
| subject        =
| type          =
| info          = }}
== Footnotes ==
<references />
{{PS3Saga}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris humps his PS3]]|nextlink=[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}


[[Category:Videos_Christian_uploaded_to_YouTube]]
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-25]]

Latest revision as of 17:04, 19 October 2024

He's the motherfucking Prince, man.

CWC "Boyfriend" is a music video "addressed to the WOMEN ONLY" and uploaded by Chris on 25 July 2009. While he was forced to make the video by Jack Thaddeus, he used the opportunity to push his own homophobic agenda. This video features a little bit of everything when it comes to Chris's bizarre behavior, including dancing like a retard, playing the Gitar of Fail and other such devices, and a side order of gay bashing. He even goes as far to condemn the lifestyle of lesbians (let that sink in a little). Paper cut-outs are used to display Chris's delusions, as well as several recycled drawings.

The video description and annotations reveal that Chris believed that Ivy killed herself as a result of the cessation in their communications. He blames Bob for breaking up their relationship — apparently, despite the best efforts of his father and others to reason with him, Chris chose to cling to the delusion that Ivy was not a troll. At that point in the video description Chris also states that "Ivy killed herself on July 2008", months before Chris ever met her, although this is more than likely just a mistake. At around 2:05, astute video game fans may notice that Chris-Chan purchased the universally panned, all-around shitty Rock Band ripoff Rock Revolution (though considering his spending habits, this shouldn't be a shock).

On 29 July 2009, The CWCville Library uploaded an alternate version of the video, with Chris just dancing and different lyrics.

This video is notable for introducing the world to Jessie Ruddy, who is never mentioned by Chris outside of this video.

In March 2010 Chris would also use an extract from this video as part of a desperate plea to the Wallflower to relieve him of his terrible burden.

Description

Not only a fulfillment to a blackmail, but Also a Memorial Music Video.

Miss. Ivy O'Niel died July, 2008 in suicide from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me. She was a honest, sweet woman.

May this video always be a commerative memorial for her always. And to Mr. O'Niel, I salute your bravery on the Police, although my Detective could not find you on any Precint records, and I offer my deepest condolences for your loss, as I feel it terribly myself.

I had to listen to my Meatheaded Father's Scooby-Doo Detective jargon, as well as the Real Detective's jazz.

Ivy, I'm sorry for believing my father's crackpot theory and letting it baffle me and my heart. Please forgive me, and rest in peace.

I will always have the place for you in my heart.

**Also, to clearify:
Woman #1 is Megan Schroeder.
Then Ivy's Memorial
Woman #2 is Blanca Wiess; Blanca is with a friend in the Lesbian Pic; do not who that girl was.
Woman #3 is Jessie Ruddy Woman #4, or B&W Picture Woman is Mary Lee Walsh.
**Spiney Norman; Go after Howard and his Pickle-Suited Cult.**
"Dinsdale!"
Woman #5 is PICTURE ONLY of WHO was supposed to be Julie Milvana.

Video

CWC "Boyfriend"
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Transcript

[Video opens with Chris in his blue T-shirt, singing.]

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Chris mimes on the Gitar of Fail- his shirt changing due to the jump cut.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me [Megan's photo appears, for no clear reason]
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

Drawing of Ivy and Luckette.

You’re so fine [Photograph of Anna and another woman]
I want you mine
You’re so delicious [Images from "Sonichu Special 1", "Wedding Comic"]
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hells Yeah
I’m the motherfucking prince, man
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

Photo of unknown woman with unknown man.

He’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better [Man's photo is replaced with one of Chris]
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Polaroid of a couple.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like a girlfriend!
No way! No way!That' ain't right, woman! [Polaroid shifts to reveal caption "GIRL-ON-GIRL?!!", which changes to "GOD HATES THAT"]
 No way! No way!
I could be your boyfriend

Chris on the Gitar again.

Hey! Hey! You! You! [Photo of lesbian couple is now split in two - caption "STAY STRAIGHT"]
 I know that you like me
Hey, you! Hey, you!
You need to be straight, girl!
Hey! Hey! You! You! [Chris interposed between lesbians - caption becomes "TAKE THIS DUDE, ALREADY GIRL"]
I want to be your boyfriend

Chris dances faggily.

I can see the way. I see the way you look at me [Image from "Sonichu Special 1"]
And even when you look away I know you think of me [Photo of Bob with illegible speech bubble, which becomes "THE DETECTIVE FOUND NO POLICE RECORDS OF HER COP-FATHER", and then "MY SCOOBY-DOO DETECTIVE WORK HAS PINPOINTED AND BLOWN YOUR MIND"]
I know you talk about me all the time again and again [Image of Chris with sore head]
So come—so come over here, tell me what I want to hear ["DAMN WHY DID I LISTEN TO MY MEATHEADED FATHER AND THAT DETECTIVE"]
Better yet make your old one disappear ["IVY NEVER LEFT MY HEART DURING THOSE TRAUMA TWO MONTHS"]
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again ["AT LEAST I GOT TO TELL HER "I LOVE YOU" ONE LAST TIME"; "IT'S MY FAULT"]

Photo of three women, captioned "IN LOVING MEMORY OF IVY O'NIEL".

Because, he’s like so whatever [Chris dances idiotically with his eyes closed]
And you could do so much better [Photo of unknown woman with a man in a pickle suit]
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You! [Chris plays Guitar Hero drums in a different shirt, looking like a complete child]
I don’t like your boyfriend!
Hey! Hey! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret [Previous couple photo is used, except Chris again replaces the man]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

More idiotic dancing.

In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
He's so trollin' stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

Mary Lee Walsh is now paired with the Man in the Pickle Suit.

That old sumbah tried to take you out my life
But you know I can do it way better
He's an impostor. He's a poser! [Mary is now paired with a skinny, hella sexy guy. A hedgehog moves across the image, saying "HOWARD".]
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn Pickle Suit?!

More pretend guitar.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one [Julie with a MIPS]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

More guitar.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me [Julie with Chris]
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way! [More gitar]
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Chris points at the camera and dances like a slow-in-the-mind.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me
No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

Hey you!

A preview

A preview for CWC "Boyfriend" was uploaded by Chris on 20 July 2009. Chris then deleted the video in a matter of hours, leading to serious doubts about the probability of the promised video appearing. Yet, true to his word, the video did arrive five days later, much to everybody's surprise.

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Transcript

(Avril Lavigne's song Girlfriend plays in the background)

Chris: (Singing to roughly the tune of the music)

Hey Hey You You I don't like your boyfriend!

No Way No Way I think you need a new one!

Hey Hey You You I could be your boyfriend

Hey hey you you I know that you like me

No way no way I know it's not a secret

Hey hey you you I want to be your boyfriend

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Transcript

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
'think ya need a new one!
Hey! Hey! You! You
I could be your boyfriend!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me,
No way! No way! Know it's not a secret,
Hey Hey, You You, I want to be your boyfriend!

You're so fine, I want you mine you're so delicious,
I think about you all the time you're so addictive.
Don't you know what I could to do to make you feel..ALRIGHT.

Don't pretend you think I know I'm damn precious,
And hells yeah I'm the motherfucking prince man,
I can tell ya like me too, and I know am right.
He's like so whatever, and you could do so much better (hops around)
I think we should get together noooowww,
And that's what everyone's talkin about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
That ain't right woman!
No way! No way!
I could be your boyfriend!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that ya like me,
(mumbles something) You, you, you need to be straight girl,
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend!

I can see the way, see the way ya look at me.
And Even when you look away I know ya think of me,
I know you talk about me all the time again and agaaiin.

So come over here, tell my what I wanna hear,
Better yet, make your old one disappear,
I don't want to hear ya say his name agaain.

BECAUSE
He's like so whatever
and you could do, so much better.
I think we should get together nooow,
'N that's what everyone's talking about.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend.
No way! No way!
I think ya need a new one.
and Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your boyfriend.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that ya like me,
And No way! No way, know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend.

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger.
'Cause I can, Cause I can do it better,
There's no *mumbles* other so when's it going to sink in
He's so troll and stupid what the hell were you thinkin?!

That ol' sumbah tried to take ya outta my life.
But you know I can do it way better,
He's an impostor, he's a poser, *wipes sweat from brow*
What the hells were ya thinkin with that Pickle Suit?

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
Think ya need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend.

Way, No way

Hey! Hey! You! you!
I know that ya like me
No way! No way!
Know it's not a secret.
Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your boyfriend

No way, No waaaayy.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way..
Think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! you!
I could be your boyfriend
No way no way

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No WAYYY and No WAYYY
I know it's not a secret,
and Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
No way, No wayyy

HEY YOU

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The Players

People: Chris (JenkinsJinkies • Bill Riley) • Clyde Cash • Jack Thaddeus • Surfshack Tito • BlueSpike • Samantha Thaddeus • Katie Bay • Liquid Chris • PandaHalo

E-mails and Chats:
Jack Thaddeus (1 • 2 • 3) • Samantha • Katie Bay (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6) • Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails
The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie,
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Chris's music videos
1990s
2000s
"So Need a Cute Girl" / "All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend" • "Master Onion a la Mode" • Filmation's Ghostbusters Theme • "Never Gonna Give You Up" • "Heartbreaker" • "Holding Out for a Hero" • "Lovin' You" • "Jolly Holiday (I)" • "Jolly Holiday (II)" • "Single and Lonely" • "Fart Song" • "Bunny Hop" • "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" • "I Got a Fish" • "I Love the Nightlife" • "So Need A Cute Girl (II) (Live)" • "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" • "OK2BGAY" • "OK2BGay (II)" • "Dare" • "Boyfriend" (I) • "More Than a Feeling" • "Sonic Boom" • "Don't Say You Love Me" • "Autumn Goodbye" • "The Touch" • "Smell Yo Dick" • KCWC Top 10 • "So Need a Cute Girl (III)" • "Respect" • "Old Time Rock and Roll" • Aerosmith medley • "A Whole New World" • "iPods Down and Listen Up" • "Juggalo Family"
2010s
"Mr. Plow" remix • "Boyfriend" (II) • "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" • "Step in Time" • "Don't Laugh at Me" • "A Day in the Life" • "Meet the Flintstones" • Hamlet song • "Everywhere You Look" • "Kajra Re" • "Ghostbusters" • "Gangsta's Paradise" • "Wrist, Wrist" • "Teenage Dream" • "Fuck the Pain Away" • "Walmart" • "Hello! Ma Baby" • "The Twelve Days of Christmas" • "Jungle Bells" • "Sleigh Ride" • "You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump" • "Yellow Submarine" • "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake My Boobies" • "All of the Lights" • "So Need a Cute Girl (IIII)" • "Ascension Millennium" • "The Dream I Dreamed" • "Sorry (Not Sorry)" • "Remove Kebab" • "Love is Love" • "Walkin' Around the Van" • "All Star" • "All Star (II)" • "You Will Be Found" • "You've Been Trolled"
2020s
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