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[[Image:PSEye.jpg|thumb|The PSEye: Chris's window to the world.]]


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The '''PlayStation Eye''', often shortened to '''PSEye''', is a digital camera made by [[Sony]] for use with the [[PlayStation 3]]. For many years, it was [[Chris]]'s camera and capture device of choice, especially for his "[[Captain's Log]]" vlogs.


{{quote|I've also had better practices with eye-contact, by giving eye-contact to my webcam/PSEye|Chris tells [[Sarah May]] how the PSEye cured his [[autism]]}}
The PSEye is, by all accounts, a decent enough webcam that is able to produce good video at standard [[YouTube]] definition and higher. Yet, in typical Chris fashion, you just can't tell that from his videos. You could be forgiven for thinking that Chris's videos filmed with his PSEye were actually filmed with a shitty low-end camcorder that can only produce videos at potato quality. For somebody who's enthusiastically hyped up products from his favorite manufacturer, Chris produces utter crap with them. ([[LittleBigPlanet|We've seen this before.]])


{{quote|Q: Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge?<br/>A: It's one of the flaws in recording with Sony's EyeCreate Program (a downloadable Playstation 3 Application that requires the Playstation Eye Camera); THEY NEED TO FIX THE PROGRAM, not only of that tint from Lack Of Some Light, but the Audio/Video skips that seems to occur during recording.|[[Common Questions|Chris, believing it's all in the equipment]]}}
Video captured with the PSEye can be edited with a program called EyeCreate; the resulting file is an "EyeCreate Video", or "'''ECV'''". When Chris uploaded videos to YouTube without giving them titles, the default was typically "ECV" followed by a five-digit number. Chris has occasionally titled his videos in a similar format (e.g. "[[CWC Update 4 March 2009|CWC Update 03042009]]"), perhaps in a deliberate reference.


[[Image:PSEye.jpg|thumb|The PSEye: Chris's window to the world.]]
[[File:Kodak Camera.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The alternate camera used in non-PSEye videos, which sees just as much abuse.]]


The '''PSEye''' digital camera for the [[PlayStation 3]] is [[Chris]]'s window to the world and capture device of choice for his "[[Captain's Log]]" vlogs.
As time went on, his PSEye became more and more prone to both video and audio skips, probably because the camera wasn't designed to handle having shit constantly thrown at it. This became an issue with the [[Videobooks]], which are practically unwatchable due to the amount of audio skips in them. Following the events of [[12 October 2009]], his PSEye began malfunctioning more than ever, after Chris threw his telephone at it in a retarded fit of [[random-access humor]]. The structural [[stress]] to the camera seemed to have also affected the microphone, since the video [[Brutal Legend]] (uploaded on 18 [[October 2009]]) is completely mute. The following video, [[Brutal Legend Plus]], saw the return of sound, but only as much as the tortured camera could transmit after the beating it took.


It was allegedly confiscated because of an anonymous [[troll]] sending his father [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] an envelope containing several postcards featuring screen captures of his [[For Julie's Eyes Only|rubber doll sex-capades]].
It was allegedly confiscated at one point because of an anonymous [[troll]] sending [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] an envelope, which contained several postcards showing captures of his [[For Julie's Eyes Only|rubber doll sex-capades]].


The PSEye is, by all accounts, a decent enough webcam that is able to produce good video at YouTube standard definition, and beyond. Yet, in typical Chris fashion, you just can't tell that from Chris's videos; Chris enthusiastically hypes his [[Sony|favorite manufacturer]] and produces utter crap with them, so if your only information about Sony products comes from Chris, you would be led to believe that the camera is actually overpriced piece of shit and you should stick with Logitech like all sensible people. ([[LittleBigPlanet|We've seen this before.]]) Chris's video production efforts have been hindered by the fact that, despite of [[DVD|years of practice]], Chris doesn't know anything about cinematography. He's oblivious to several common sense ideas like "if you want to see anything at all, light the scene properly."
The [[Best Buy]] invoices show that Chris purchased a new PSEye on 6 [[November 2009]]. However, the quality of videos made after this date were not much of an improvement - which implies that Chris continued to use his old PSEye for some time after obtaining the new one, or he was using a different camera.


Video captured with the PSEye can be edited with software called EyeCreate; the resulting file is an "EyeCreate Video" or '''ECV'''.  When Chris uploads a video to YouTube without giving it a title, the default title is "ECV" followed by a five-digit number. Chris occasionally titles his videos in a similar format (e.g. "CWC Update 03042009"), perhaps in a deliberate reference.
Prior to this, there had been [[mass debating]] over whether or not Chris indeed used a PSEye, or the EyeToy camera developed for the PlayStation 2 console. PSEyes are capable of a much higher resolution than the shitty quality typically evident in Chris's videos. However, when he filmed his [[10252009 For Kacey]] video using a different camera, a PSEye could be seen sitting on top of the television behind him, confirming that the PSEye is yet another thing Chris fails at.


As time goes on, his PSEye seems to become more and more prone to both video and audio skips, probably because he doesn't take care of it and will throw things at it and knock it around in his videos. Since 14 October, his PSEye is malfunctioning more than ever, after Chris [[Chris Loses It|threw his telephone at it]] in a retarded fit of [[Random-access humor|random access humor]].
In later years, Chris primarily used either his [[Idea Book Case|iPhone]] to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in [[I Love You, Catherine]].


The recent structural stress to the camera seems to have affected the microphone since the video [[Brutal Legend]] uploaded the 18 [[October 2009]] is completely mute. The following video [[Brutal Legend Plus]] saw the return of sound but only as much as the tortured camera can transmit after the beating it took, forcing Chris to sound upsettingly like Max Headroom. This is only exaggerated by [[Speech Impediment|how much Chris' voice can fluctuate while speaking]]. How much longer the camera will last remains to be seen.
==Abuse==


There has been [[mass debating|debate]] over whether or not Chris indeed used a PSEye, or the EyeToy camera developed for the PlayStation 2 console. PSEyes are capable of a much higher resolution than the shitty quality typically evident in Chris's videos. However, when he filmed his [[10252009 For Kacey]] video using a different camera, a PSEye could be seen sitting on top of the television behind him, confirming that the PSEye is yet another thing Chris [[fail]]s at.
During Chris's fits of [[rage]], it was common for him to hit his camera in order to intimidate trolls. This abuse eventually started effecting the camera, causing the quality of videos to decrease. This is a comprehensive list of every time Chris has abused the PSEye.


However, as of [[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]], Chris has obtained a digital camera that has much, '''much''' better quality than this shit. All paid for with his [[monthly tugboat]]. But then Chris starts using the PSEye again in [[02 March 2010]], making his purchase worthless.
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] - Chris punches it.
*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]] - Chris slams his [[Megatron Pistol]] into it twice, before punching it.
*[[4 September 2009]] - Chris throws the [[Clown Doll]] at it twice.
*[[12 October 2009]] - He tries to throw a piece of cardboard at it, but fails. He ends off the video by throwing his phone at the PSEye. This video seems to have caused actual damage to it, seen in the following videos, where the audio and video quality is much worse than usual.
*[[12 January 2010]] - Chris punches it.
*[[A message to the Trolls]] - Chris punches it.
*[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]] - Chris throws a tape dispenser at it.


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]
*[[Chris and cameras]]


==External links==
==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:PlayStation_Eye|Wikipedia article on PSEye]]
*[[Wikipedia:PlayStation_Eye|Wikipedia article on the PSEye]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITC3U9ifdY Follow up to PSEye Abuse]


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I've also had better practices with eye-contact, by giving eye-contact to my webcam/PSEye
Chris tells Sarah May how the PSEye cured his autism
The PSEye: Chris's window to the world.

The PlayStation Eye, often shortened to PSEye, is a digital camera made by Sony for use with the PlayStation 3. For many years, it was Chris's camera and capture device of choice, especially for his "Captain's Log" vlogs.

The PSEye is, by all accounts, a decent enough webcam that is able to produce good video at standard YouTube definition and higher. Yet, in typical Chris fashion, you just can't tell that from his videos. You could be forgiven for thinking that Chris's videos filmed with his PSEye were actually filmed with a shitty low-end camcorder that can only produce videos at potato quality. For somebody who's enthusiastically hyped up products from his favorite manufacturer, Chris produces utter crap with them. (We've seen this before.)

Video captured with the PSEye can be edited with a program called EyeCreate; the resulting file is an "EyeCreate Video", or "ECV". When Chris uploaded videos to YouTube without giving them titles, the default was typically "ECV" followed by a five-digit number. Chris has occasionally titled his videos in a similar format (e.g. "CWC Update 03042009"), perhaps in a deliberate reference.

The alternate camera used in non-PSEye videos, which sees just as much abuse.

As time went on, his PSEye became more and more prone to both video and audio skips, probably because the camera wasn't designed to handle having shit constantly thrown at it. This became an issue with the Videobooks, which are practically unwatchable due to the amount of audio skips in them. Following the events of 12 October 2009, his PSEye began malfunctioning more than ever, after Chris threw his telephone at it in a retarded fit of random-access humor. The structural stress to the camera seemed to have also affected the microphone, since the video Brutal Legend (uploaded on 18 October 2009) is completely mute. The following video, Brutal Legend Plus, saw the return of sound, but only as much as the tortured camera could transmit after the beating it took.

It was allegedly confiscated at one point because of an anonymous troll sending Chris's father an envelope, which contained several postcards showing captures of his rubber doll sex-capades.

The Best Buy invoices show that Chris purchased a new PSEye on 6 November 2009. However, the quality of videos made after this date were not much of an improvement - which implies that Chris continued to use his old PSEye for some time after obtaining the new one, or he was using a different camera.

Prior to this, there had been mass debating over whether or not Chris indeed used a PSEye, or the EyeToy camera developed for the PlayStation 2 console. PSEyes are capable of a much higher resolution than the shitty quality typically evident in Chris's videos. However, when he filmed his 10252009 For Kacey video using a different camera, a PSEye could be seen sitting on top of the television behind him, confirming that the PSEye is yet another thing Chris fails at.

In later years, Chris primarily used either his iPhone to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in I Love You, Catherine.

Abuse

During Chris's fits of rage, it was common for him to hit his camera in order to intimidate trolls. This abuse eventually started effecting the camera, causing the quality of videos to decrease. This is a comprehensive list of every time Chris has abused the PSEye.

See also

External links