Song for Jackie.MOV

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Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube 16 September 2010. At Jackie's direction, Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.

Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier ill-fated music career sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to blackface, he rounds out the performance with an impromptu minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his masculine bosoms flailing wildly with each gyration.

It is also worth noting that the original song's lyrics (which tell of two children who carry deformities, but glad they are not in a "Holy Roller"-style church like the third child of the song) denote either Chris's inability of getting the message of (even blatant and thinly veiled) satire, his desperation in his Love Quest, or both. Instead, he uses the limelight for himself, while also implying that Jackie too has some deformity that is forgivable by the Nietzschean (or Nietzsch-Chan) superman that is Chris.

Showing his usual amount of knowledge regarding other religions, Chris makes reference to Hinduism despite the fact that genies (or djinni) are an Arabic concept. As if racially insensitive behaviour is not enough, Chris manages to add some religious ignorance to the mix, achieving precisely the opposite of what he intended by informing any Hindus and black people who may be watching that he meant no offense.

At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown, but it's expected that Chris's house will soon be shot to pieces by G's from da hood.

Video

Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo. I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too. Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.

Song For Jackie
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Stardate	16 September 2010
Subject Matter	Music Music, Racism Racism, Sex Sex
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Saga	Jackie Jackie
Shirt	Denim Jacket The Trucker
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Transcript

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Al Jolson is appalled by Chris's faggotry

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Leadbelly's reaction to this video

Mr. Popo is not amused

[fake sounding accent] 'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]

[starts "singing" ] Once there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his high school years he...lost...his friends and was troll tortured. By bullies who were jealous of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [hums]

Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. But then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, heavenly matched... Loooove, he was so[?]... [hums]

And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own boy. And girl. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations!

[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player] And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing] Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

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• For My Sweetest Ivy
• A CWC Audition
• For J-R's Eyes Only

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