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You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals|FRIENDS]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2|Rrrruggh]]. [[I AM STRONG|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH! | You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals|FRIENDS]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2|Rrrruggh]]. [[I AM STRONG|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH! | ||
You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|High School yearbook'']]] This is a good heavy book! [''throws book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch! You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down''] | You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|High School yearbook'']]] This is a good heavy book! [''throws book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! '''Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down''] | ||
[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger''] | [''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger''] | ||
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"Challenge for Clyde" (originally "10112009") is a video in which Chris calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash. He makes mention of friends several times in this video, which is odd because Chris has none. We also see more of Chris's fumbling attempts at martial arts, first seen in ACWCAudition. Throughout, he sounds oddly like Frankenstein's Monster (or at least, more so than usual). He also regularly stares off-screen, almost as though he's reading something.
This video features a cameo appearance by a minor relic, Chris's yearbook from High School, which would later be found in the class reunion video.
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Challenge for Clyde | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 11 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Violence
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  The Flag-Waving Patriot
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Warning - Naughty Women ;) |
next Chris_Loses_It |
| “ | You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? | ” |
Transcript
Greeegg... Gregg Mays. Clyde Cash. Whatever the hell your real name is.
You need to stop. Torturing. My FRIENDS. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. You want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. I will fight you. I will crush you! You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last one of them! Rrrruggh. I am strong, man. You do not want to mess with me. But you should come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid troll on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this man to man. RARH!
You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [picks up High School yearbook] This is a good heavy book! [throws book] I will punch you so hard [bends over, picks up book again] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [punches self stupidly] That one's on the house. [punches self again] [punches self in stomach] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch! You face me! [does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [holds index finger up to camera, calms down]
[quietly] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting. [gives the finger]
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| Stardate | 12 October 2009 |
| Made By | OhhhMyAxels |
| Subject Matter | The highly anticipated sequel to "Repentance and Comeuppance" |
| Video Type | Remix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| CWC Ball Z | |
| Stardate | 12 October 2009 |
| Made By | CWCGundam |
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See also
| ⇐ Warning - Naughty Women ;) | Chris's videos | Chris Loses It ⇒ |
 Clyde Cash Saga
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