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Many speculate whether this is actually a real whale or the Pokemon Wailord. However, Chris did such a shitty job drawing this character that one can't really determin if the Boulder Dropping Whale is indeed a [[Pokemon]] or not. One thing is certain though, he and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] are the only characters in the entire comic that actually attempt any form of homicide. | Many speculate whether this is actually a real whale or the Pokemon Wailord. However, Chris did such a shitty job drawing this character that one can't really determin if the Boulder Dropping Whale is indeed a [[Pokemon]] or not. One thing is certain though, he and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] are the only characters in the entire comic that actually attempt any form of homicide. | ||
This leads to many [[Trolls|Fans]] requesting that the whale makes a permanent appearance as a villain. It is rumored that the Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon along with | This leads to many [[Trolls|Fans]] requesting that the whale makes a permanent appearance as a villain. It is rumored that the Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon along with Bill, Metal Sonichu, and [[Yawning Squirtle]]. They are most likely getting stoned like they heroes they are. | ||
=== Nuns === | |||
[[Image:Schununs.jpg|thumb|]] | |||
The two nuns that raised [[Angelica]], even though ''real'' nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies. | |||
*[[G.D.W. Shinabe]](Nabe-San) | *[[G.D.W. Shinabe]](Nabe-San) | ||
=== Mypoe === | |||
[[Image:Schumypoe.jpg|120px|thumb|]] | |||
Mypoe is a female student of Shinabe who challenged [[Punchy Sonichu]] to a battle moments after he hatched from his egg. Mypoe then proceeds to rip Punchy's tail off his body claiming that it was a ''weak point'' (which was stolen from DBZ). This causes Punchy to evolve from his Sonee form to his Sonichu form. He then proceed to Sky Uppercut Mypoe right out of the Dojo. Like all minor characters Mypoe is considered cool amongst the [[trolls|fans]]. | |||
*[[Mewtwo]] | *[[Mewtwo]] | ||
*[[B-Manajerk]] | *[[B-Manajerk]] |
Revision as of 18:44, 21 February 2009
The following is a list of Sonichu characters, in order of appearance.
Sonichu #0
Sonichu
Chris-chan's "original" character. Sonichu is a Sonic re-color who is an unholy fusion of Sonic and Pikachu. He is the main protagonist in the comics. That is, until Chris takes the spotlight. His only purpose in recent episodes is to make sleazy sex references and bang Rosechu.
Chris-chan/Chris-chan Sonichu
See Christian Weston Chandler/Chris-Chan Sonichu
Chris-chan's alternate self and Mary Sue. In the comic, Chris is portrayed as much more slender than his corpulant IRL counterpart. Also, his medellion allows him to dawn a fursuit when he shouts the phrase Electric Hedgehog Power!
Perfect Chaos Monster
The Perfect Chaos Monster, or simply "Perfect Chaos", is the final form of Chaos, a villain introduced in the video game "Sonic Adventure." Composed of a liquid substance, Chaos assumes multiple shapes as it acquires the seven Chaos Emeralds, absorbing their negative energy to increase its power. Upon obtaining all seven, Chaos becomes a serpentine creature of massive size, and proceeds to destroy the city of Station Square. Sonic the Hedgehog defeats Perfect Chaos by utilizing the positive energy of the Chaos Emeralds, which transforms him into Super Sonic.
This battle was adapted by Christian Weston Chandler to provide the background for the origin of Sonichu in the premiere issue of his new comic book series.
The story begins with a male Pikachu who wanders to Station Square to witness Super Sonic battling Perfect Chaos, whom Chris identifies as the "Perfect Chaos Monster". Whether this is the same Sonic/Chaos battle depicted in "Sonic Adventure" is unknown, although Chaos destroyed the city in the game, so a rematch in the same city seems dubious.
During the fight, Sonic accidentally collides with the Pikachu, somehow triggering an unexplained phenomenon which imparts Sonic's appearance and powers upon the Pikachu. The new Pikachu/Sonic hybrid awakens to find Sonic has still not defeated Perfect Chaos, and rushes to his aid. Using his newfound powers, he defeats the monster, and the onlookers, who mistake him for Sonic's super form, credit Sonic for the victory. Contemplating his new form, the mutated Pikachu adopts the name "Sonichu", and returns to the wild.
Later, Sonichu meets Sonic in a chance encounter, and the two piece together what happened. After that, Perfect Chaos is never mentioned again in the pages of Sonichu.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sega mascot and a major example of copyright infringement in the comic (aside from Sonichu). He makes a few appearances in the comic. Most notably in Sonichu #0 as he's partly responsible for Sonichu's existance.
Rosechu
Sonichu's worthless, 1-dimensional girlfriend. She enjoys flowers, shopping, and getting kidnapped on a regular basis. She is completely incompetent and constantly relies on Sonichu to do even the most menial of tasks for her.This is Chris' idea of women and pretty much the only thing he's got right.
Sonichu #1
Bill The Scientist
One of the more popular characters in Sonichu lore, Bill the Scientist was a genetics researcher for Team Rocket during the organization's brief alliance with Ivo Robotnik. It was Bill's duty to prepare Sonichu's DNA for the cloning machine, but he inadvertently spilled cherry cola into the sample, mutating the chromosomes of the clone until it took on a black color.
Bill is currently believed to be getting high somewhere with the Boulder-Dropping Whale and Yawning Squirtle.
Metal Sonichu
The Sonichu rip-off of Metal Sonic. Funnily enough the only character that is a rip-off even according to Chris. Sadly though, he blames Robotnik for it. After being defeated by Sonic and Sonichu in Sonichu 1 he crashes into the moon, however, he survives this attack, as evident by his hand rising out of one of the craters resulting in a cliffhanger. His current whereabouts are unknown, but Count Graduon is also on the moon now, so it is possible they are an alliance. Actually, no, Chris probably just forgot about the piece of shit and will never be heard of again.
Sonichu #2
- Cave Keeper
- Ancient Leader of the Cherokian Clan
- Wasabi Rival
- Queen of the Cherokian Clan
- Golem
- Count Graduon
Sonichu #3
Sonee
The baby version of Sonichu and Sonichu recolors. They made their debut appearance on the first page of Sonichu #3.
Rosee
The baby version of Rosechu and Rosechu recolors. They made their debut appearance on the first page of Sonichu #3.
Boulder-Dropping Whale
Boulder Dropping Whale is a character who appeared in Sonichu #3 and attempted to kill off the mother Swampert and Bubbles.
Many speculate whether this is actually a real whale or the Pokemon Wailord. However, Chris did such a shitty job drawing this character that one can't really determin if the Boulder Dropping Whale is indeed a Pokemon or not. One thing is certain though, he and Mary Lee Walsh are the only characters in the entire comic that actually attempt any form of homicide.
This leads to many Fans requesting that the whale makes a permanent appearance as a villain. It is rumored that the Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon along with Bill, Metal Sonichu, and Yawning Squirtle. They are most likely getting stoned like they heroes they are.
Nuns
The two nuns that raised Angelica, even though real nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies.
- G.D.W. Shinabe(Nabe-San)
Mypoe
Mypoe is a female student of Shinabe who challenged Punchy Sonichu to a battle moments after he hatched from his egg. Mypoe then proceeds to rip Punchy's tail off his body claiming that it was a weak point (which was stolen from DBZ). This causes Punchy to evolve from his Sonee form to his Sonichu form. He then proceed to Sky Uppercut Mypoe right out of the Dojo. Like all minor characters Mypoe is considered cool amongst the fans.
Sonichu #4
- Crystal Weston Chandler/Crystalina Rosechu
- Snorlax
- ScotPalazzo
- Bagget, Jerkop Daitenzen
- Turdijerk
- Trebor Capman-Accomplice
- Crackder
Sonichu #5
- Jack's Knight as William Spicer
- Sailor Megtune/Megan Schroeder
- Megagi La Skunk
- Harriet
- Joseph
- Julia
- Nick
- Jamsta Sonichu
- CWCville Constable
- CADD Chef, aka Keneru-Meneth
Sonichu #6
- Patti Chandler/Patti-Chan
- Allison Amber
- Shadow the Hedgehog (in Christian & The Hedgehog Boys ad)
- Zelina Rosechu
- Clawdorf
- Bionic the Hedgehog
Sonichu #7
- Mighty the Armordillo
- Sammy
- Skelevision
- Ghost Buggy
- The Filmation Ghostbusters
- Kellie Andes
- Bender Bending Rodreiguez
- Joseph Herring
- Beavis
- Butt-head
- Janekops
- Jason Kendrick Howell
- Kathleen (Jason's Woman Slave)
- Blanca
- Jiggliami
- Lolisa Rosechu
- Robert Simmons V aka sonichufan1985 aka sonichufan1986
Sonichu #8
- Thurston Howell III
- Lovey Howell
- Beel
- 4-cent_garbage.com employees
- George W. Bush
- Barack Obama
- John McCain
- Hillary Clinton
- Sarah Palin
- Simonla Rosechu
- Zapina Rosechu
- Greta Squall
- Silvana Rosechu
- Yawning Squirtle (hell yeah!)
- Mudkips
- Seadra
- Goldeen
- Staryu
- Corsola
- Octillery
- Mantine
- Corphish
- Optimus Prime
- Troll from the movie "Troll"?
- Sarah Jackson
- Sarah Cassandra McKenzie aka Panda Halo