CWC Update 12 August 2009
Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 is a Captain's Log video uploaded by Chris where he expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him. Chris compares himself to the likes of Homer Simpson and Family Guy.
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Captain's Log, Stardate April [sic] 12th, 2009. Let's up sorta one little topic of interest. If you're going to send me fanart [takes off glasses], please keep it clean. No gross X-triple-X-rated sexual content. Eh, and also definitively worse of: Do not send me anything of child sense. [In a high picth] What the hell is wrong with you people? That's illegal everywhere and it is so wrong. I mean, I am like a family man even though I'm not married. I have the mind like a family man. I mean, look at Homer Simpson. He's a family man, do you think he's [slurred]dathawithhishchilren? Christ, are you stupid? Or look at Peter Griffin from Family Guy, do you think he's having, even Meg?. [grunts annoyed] Or even back in the day. Lucy Ball, Desi Arnez Jr. or even, huh, Dick Van Dyke uh Mary Tyler Moore and Rich Junior? Anyways it's wrong it grosses me, it grosses everybody out so just STOP IT!. [Again in a high pitch] What the hell is wrong with you people? It makes me think there is something wrong with this dang world, with such stupid, idiotic bastards like you drawing such things grind them in the head and then- WHAT. THE. FUCK! No more, keep it clean, keep it decent.! I said like kisses. You know, like kissing scenes and not X-rated or even worse that I just talked about. What the hell is wrong with you people. Don't draw such grotesque pieces of work that's I cannot even feel confortable by calling them art. Cause they're not, they are trash, 4-cent garbage. No more of that shit. Have a good day, peace.
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