CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero
On 26 March 2009, Chris released a music video for Ivy, his new sweetheart, known as CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero.
The video shows scenes from Sonichu Special 1. It is a remarkable departure from his other videos; angled camera shots, classic fantasy genre (okay, The Eye of Judgment cards, some hand-drawn, as for some reason Sony hadn't actually released any Sonichu booster packs yet), crude special effects, etc. In terms of art, there are actual backgrounds, proportionate breasts, and it looks like he almost gave a shit to do it. It's amazing what he'll do when he's horny.
It's also the most compelling evidence yet that Chris should be institutionalized.
Chris would later reupload this video to his IBAChandler YouTube account on 29 July 2009, despite his relationship with Ivy ending months ago. It is currently unknown why he would do this. He has since reuploaded several other classics (including one mentioning Julie), so the fact this video, a dedication to Ivy, was uploaded again after her suicide was announced is probably just a coincidence.
Video
| CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero | |
| Stardate | 26 March 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
|
| Performance Style |  Crazy
|
| Saga |  Ivy Saga
|
| Shirt |   Jerkop shirt and PokeShirtmake appearances, alongside others. |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC's Message for Ivy |
next CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |
| “ | I dedicate this Music Video to Ivy. :)
Also, in addition to if anyone messes up this relationship, if anyone messes with Ivy, Period, I Swear to God and Jesus that I will cease drawing my comics and efforts to recovering the Sonichu Site. As long as y'all just Back Off, everyone's cool. |
” |
Highlights
In chronological order:
- 0:01-0:10 - Make note of how he holds the pen in the first moments of the video.
- 0:10-0:35 - The part of the amazing intro where he plays his Guitar Hero gitar with a look of dejection. Notably: There is no guitar track in the song.
- 0:57-1:00 - Chris turns and says "Sonichu, get the powers(?) and release the prisoners!".
- 1:44-1:47 - "SHIN-YE-HA-ME-HA"!
- 1:51-1:55 - "ELECTRIC-HEDGEHOG POWER"!
- 2:31-2:33 - A very accurate depiction of a Jet-Pack.
- 2:41-3:05 - Chris doing a "guitar solo" on his Guitar Hero guitar, despite the fact that this song doesn't have a guitar solo. Often considered the highlight of the video. Note how the guitar strap is put on.
- 3:57-4:03 - A weird NOISE.
- 4:04-4:08 - Chris invents a new sex move.
- 4:53-5:00 - Holy shit.
- 5:00-5:52 - Chris recycles scenes.
- Overall - The fact that Chris doesn't realize how gay this song makes him look like.
- Overall - Chris drawing himself more slender when he IRL is becoming fatter.
Transcript
From 4:40-5:10 Chris sings and says:
She's gotta be strong, she's gotta be pure and she's got to be fresh from the shop. I need a heroiiine, aaaah. I'm holding out for my hero til' the morning Hliiight. She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty and she's got to be the sweetest thing in liiiiffe, and her name be Ivvyyyyy. Dedicated to her. I love you, Ivy.
See also
External links
| ⇐ CWC's Message for Ivy | Chris's videos | CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 ⇒ |
| ||||||||||||||||||||