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This is an effort to combine the information on here and here into a single page for all videos Chris appeared in or personally made.
I'm using a table format because I think it organizes the information best, and it helps to clarify the various symbols use to describe the videos. It should now be lots easier to quickly see how many videos belong to a particular saga, or how many consecutive days Chris was filmed wearing the same shirt. When it's complete, I look forward to charting the lengths of "dry spells."
A full list of ALL videos is going to get really huge, especially since Chris will probably never completely stop making them. It may be necessary to break the table into separate articles for 1994-2008, 2009, 2010, etc.
Right now I've just done 1994-2008, but I'll be jumping back in to do 2009 and 2010 later.
Format
- Each video gets its own row in the table, even if that video is part of a series or one of multiple videos on the same article.
- Date: The date Chris posted the video to the internet, or (if known) the date Chris originally filmed it.
- Title: The title Chris gave the video when he uploaded it, or the filename he used when it was leaked. For his DVD stuff the names in his tracklisting are fine. The title is linked to the article about the video; if the article title is different, the format should be [[Title of the article for the video|Chris's original title of the video]].
- Topics: Include whatever icons are relevant to whatever the video is about. If no icons are appropriate, leave this column blank. Major topics like Clyde and Ivy should be put in the Saga column.
- Saga: If the video is part of a saga, use the corresponding icon. Sagas overlap, so it's possible for a video to belong to more than one.
- Style: Chris's attitude and delivery in the video. If he's furious use
, if he's acting like a goofball use 
, etc. - Shirt: If there's an icon for what Chris is wearing in the video, put it here. Chris occasionally dresses in layers so there can be more than one of these.
- Source: The way we first received the video. If it first appeared on YouTube, list the account where it appeared (Chris has had several, so be specific). If it was leaked, use
. Note that Chris's DVD was leaked, but some of its tracks were already put on his YouTube. - Media:
is for home video/webcam footage, 
is for news broadcasts, and 
is for when Chris is recording directly from his computer (e.g. PowerPoint) or video games (e.g., Game Boy camera, Animal Crossing, LittleBigPlanet). - Description: brief summary of the video. Remember, if people really want a lot of information, they'd just go to the article for it.
1994-2008
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| 26 February 1994 | Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes |  
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Local news coverage of Chris's $1000 video game shopping spree, which he won from a 1993 contest on the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. | ||
| 15 May 1998 | Song of Christian |
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Video made for a high school class. Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably. | ||
| 4 June 1998 | Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway |
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Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera. | |||
| 16 October 1999 | Chris Chan in the PokéNews |
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Sonichu |
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The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.
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| 12 July 2001 | The City of Cwicville Tour! |
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Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera. | ||||
| 22 November 2003 | Animal Crossing Documentary | 
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| 7 June 2004 | The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special |
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Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar. | |||
| 20 December 2004 | So Need a Cute Girl Music Video |  
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To promote his Love Quest Chris performs his signature hit, as well as the rare B-side track, "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend". Earliest known video footage of the Sonichu medallion. | |
| 24 February 2005 | Harvey Birdman Commercial |
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Christian enters an Adult Swim contest to make a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set. He calls the character "Harvey Dirdban" before yammering about his Love Quest, Mary Lee Walsh, and Sonichu. | |
| 28 November 2006 | Pixelated PS3 |
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Chris enters a Robot Chicken competition, "What would you do for a PS3?" His answer is to forsake a hypothetical cure for autism, and build one out of Legos and PixelBlocks. | |
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| 24 February 2007 | C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics |
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Slideshow created for the DVD, showcasing images from Chris's scrapbook. | ||||
| 24 February 2007 | Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE | 
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In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied. | |
| 8 May 2007? | Chris Chan Vs. Mary Lee Walsh | 
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Chris takes revenge against Mary Lee Walsh by attempting to beat up her effigy in a fighting game on the easiest setting. | ||
| 29 June 2007 | CWC PaRappa the Rapper Onion A-La Mode Dance |
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Chris does a rap for the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown competition. Adam Stackhouse wins. |
| August 2007 | CWC is Angry |
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Veoh |
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Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse with a toy gun to prove how angry he is about losing the PaRappa contest.
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| 07 November 2007 | Chris Chan's Public Announcement | 
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In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot. |
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| 03 August 2008 | CWC's Second Message |   
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After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury. He demands the ED page be taken down and angrily blames the article for ruining his relationship with Megan. |
| 06 August 2008 | Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS) |
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Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace. |
| 08 August 2008 | Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction |
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Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal, he provides a sneak preview of the Ghostbusters skitch from the long-awaited Sonichu 7. |
| 15 August 2008 | An Official Sonichu Update |
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In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.
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| 28 August 2008 | Sonichu Game Talk Part 1 |
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In a two-part video, Chris discusses the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which he would later discover was an elaborate prank. | ||
| 28 August 2008 | Sonichu Game Talk Part 2 |
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In a two-part video, Chris discusses the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which he would later discover was an elaborate prank. | ||
| 11 September 2008 | Christian's Update Sept. 11, 2008 |
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Chris realizes Blanca is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by Jimmy Hill.
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| 13 September 2008 | Christian's Update Sept. 13, 2008 |
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Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. He also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game. | |
| 24 September 2008 | Chris Chan Update September 24, 2008 |
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CChan6789 |
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After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Chris decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Chris himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest. Chris declares his eternal love for PandaHalo and sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" for her. | |
| 25 September 2008 | Chrischan the Elephant |
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Chris pretends to be an elephant for PandaHalo. | |
| 25 September 2008 | Chrischan the Chicken |
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Chris pretends to be a chicken for PandaHalo. | |
| 25 September 2008 | Chrischan Undressing |
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Chris undresses for PandaHalo. |
| 25 September 2008 | Long.mp4 |
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Chris begins masturbating for PandaHalo. |
| 25 September 2008 | Jizz.flv |
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Chris ejaculates for PandaHalo. |
| 04 October 2008? | Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408 |
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CChan6789 |
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Chris attempts to mimic Æon Flux and warns trolls to stop spying on him and Blanca. |
| 09 October 2008 | Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008 |
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Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls, acting as Blanca, have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies. | |
| 13 October 2008 | Chris Chan Update Columbus Day, 2008 |
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Chris praises LittleBigPlanet and complains that Jimmy Hill's Sonichu toy is just a recolor of a Sonic toy. | |
| 21 October 2008 | Chris Chan Update October 21, 2008 |
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CChan6789 |
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Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu. | |
| 27 October 2008 | Chris Chan Q&A 10272008 |
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In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear. | ||
| 27 October 2008 | Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour |
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Mentioned in the previous video, Chris introduces his representation of himself, and Sonichu artwork on his guitar, in Guitar Hero World Tour. Chris performs Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" in the game. | |||
| 27 October 2008 | Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBiGPlanet Level |
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CChan6789 |
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First in a series of seven boring videos devoted to Chris's newest toy, LittleBigPlanet. | |||
| 28 October 2008 | Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race |
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CChan6789 |
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Second in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet. | |||
| 29 October 2008 | A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret |
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CChan6789 |
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Third in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet. | |||
| 14 November 2008 | CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled Burgertime Level |
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CChan6789 |
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Fourth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet. | |||
| 14 November 2008 | CWC's Sonichu Costume for Sackboy. |
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Fifth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.
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| 17 November 2008 | CWC's LittleBiGPlanet Collector's Case |
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Sixth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet. | |||
| 17 November 2008 | CWC's Personal LBP Collector's Case |
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CChan6789 |
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Seventh in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet. | |||
| 24 November 2008 | LBC1-CWC's PlayStation 3 History |
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CChan6789 |
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Chris's LittleBigPlanet level showcasing his feelings about the PS3, for entry in a LBP contest. | |||
| 28 December 2008 | CWC Update 12282008 |
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Chris's first on-screen video appearance in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, and offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, a boy who killed himself out of despair of ever seeing Sonichu 8 completed. Chris vows to get back to work on the comics. |
2009
| Date | Title | Topics | Saga | Style | Shirt | Source | Media | Description
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| 06 January 2009 | CWC ACCityFolk Update |
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Chris announces that a deal has been made with Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet. | |
| 08 January 2009 | CWC Update 010808 |
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Chris issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays. He demands that the site be restored, since he is not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS |
| 12 January 2009 | IamSTRAIGHT |
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In eight seconds, Chris "proves" he's straight with a poster of Britney Spears. | |
| 12 January 2009 | IamSTRAIGHT |
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In case the first video didn't convince you, Chris elaborates for ten minutes about his straightness, and holds up a copy of Playboy. | |
| 15 January 2009 | CWC's Denouncement of the E.D. "Chris Chan" Webpage | 
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CChan6789 |
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Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian strongly denounces his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it. |
| 16 January 2009 | CWCUpdate01312009 |
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CChan6789 |
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Chris warns his fans that Jason Kendrick Howell has hacked his Tripod account again, so he announces the abandonment of sonichu.net and the creation of sonichu.info. |
| 17 January 2009 | Christian Weston Chandler to Mr. Miyamoto |
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CChan6789 |
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Chris tries to salvage his video game deal with Miyamoto after they each accused one another of being a troll. |
| 18 January 2009 | CWCUpdate01182009 |
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CChan6789 |
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Chris issues a scathing statement in response to hackers sending emails in his name claiming to have come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator that he has placed in his anus. | |
| 19 January 2009 | CWCtoClydeCash |
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Chris begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother Ryan's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, perhaps by finding a girlfriend. He also compares Clyde's family tragedy to the death of his dog. | |
| 21 January 2009 | CWCUpdate01202009 |
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Announcement of the demise of sonichu.info. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon. Oh, and by the way, Chris thinks his grade school principal molested him. | ||
| 26 January 2009 | CWCUpdate01262009 |
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Chris claims to have recently attended a summit with Miyamoto in Red Mond, where they supposedly discussed their video game partnership. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video. |
| 30 January 2009 | CWC Update 30 January 2009 |
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Chris admits he didn't really go to Red Mond. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into an attack on true (heterosexual) love. |
| 31 January 2009 | CWCUpdate01312009 |
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Chris apologizes to Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé, and begs them not to cancel the project and to prove to his family that the project is real. |
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| 05 February 2009 | ECV 00048 |
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Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian". | |
| 05 February 2009 | ECV 00049 |
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CChan6789 |
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Unsatisfied with Chris's first take, Clyde forces him to a second time to announce he is gay. Chris tries even harder to subliminally indicate that the statement is being made under duress. | |
| 06 February 2009 | ECV 00050 |
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CChan6789 |
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Chris quickly reveals the reason he said he was gay, and explains all the clues he provided to the contrary. To complete another obligation to Clyde, he destroys his vibrator.
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| 08 February 2009 | CWC Update 02082009 |
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CChan6789 |
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Chris again denies that he has come out of the closet. He introduces sonichuandrosechu.com as his new website. He also speculates that his sweetheart PandaHalo may have been killed in the recent bushfires in Australia, and pleads with her to let him know if she's safe. |
| 10 February 2009 | CWC Update 02102009 |
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Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America confirming that he had never been talking to the real Shigeru Miyamoto.
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| 18 February 2009 | CWC Shout Out to Sarah May |
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Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May.
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| 18 February 2009 | CWC Update 02182009 |
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Chris apologizes for having ever said that he hates all gays. | |
| 20 February 2009 | For Julies Eyes Only.MP4 |
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Nude |
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Footage of Chris's duck pounding his sex doll's tom-tom and calling it JULAYYY! |
| 23 February 2009 | Ode to Julie (confirm original title) |
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Chris waxes Shakespearean for Julie. He also farts a lot. | |
2010
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