CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero

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On 26 March 2009, Chris released a music video for Ivy, his new sweetheart.

The video shows scenes from Sonichu Special 1. It is a remarkable departure from his other videos; angled camera shots, classic fantasy genre (okay, The Eye of Judgment cards, some hand-drawn, as (for some reason) Sony hadn't actually released any Sonichu booster packs yet), crude special effects, etc. In terms of art, there's actual backgrounds, proportionate breasts, and it looks like he almost gave a shit to do it. It's amazing what he'll do when he's horny.

It's also the most compelling evidence yet that Chris should be institutionalized.

Ian Brandon Anderson would later reupload this video to his IBAChandler YouTube account on 29 July 2009, despite his relationship with Ivy ending months ago. It is currently unknown why he would do this, but it is likely to honor her death, which he previously mentioned in the description and annotations of another video he has since reuploaded several other classics (including one mentioning Julie), so the fact this video, a dedication to Ivy, was uploaded again after her suicide was announced is probably just a coincidence.

Video

I dedicate this Music Video to Ivy. :)

Also, in addition to if anyone messes up this relationship, if anyone messes with Ivy, Period, I Swear to God and Jesus that I will cease drawing my comics and efforts to recovering the Sonichu Site. As long as y'all just Back Off, everyone's cool.
Have a good day.
Christian Weston Chandler.

CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero
Stardate 26 March 2009
Subject Matter Music.png Music
Saga Ivy saga.png Ivy Saga
Shirt Jerkopshirt.png Pokeshirt.png Jerkop shirt and PokeShirt make appearances, alongside others.
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Highlights

"Add 8 to his attack if his target is MALE"

In chronological order:

  • 0:01-0:10 - Make note of how he holds the pen in the first moments of the video.
  • 0:10-0:35 - The part of the amazing intro where he plays his Guitar Hero gitar with a look of dejection.
  • 0:57-1:00 - Chris turns and does.. something, loudly expressing how these movements wind him.
  • 1:44-1:47 - "SHIN-YE-HA-ME-HA"!
  • 1:51-1:55 - "ELECTRIC-HEDGEHOG POWER"!
  • 2:31-2:33 - A very accurate depiction of a Jet-Pack.
  • 2:41-3:05 - Chris doing a "guitar solo" on his Guitar Hero guitar, despite the fact that this song doesn't have a guitar solo. Often considered the highlight of the video. Note how the guitar strap is put on.
  • 3:57-4:03 - A weird NOISE.
  • 4:04-4:08 - Chris invents a new sex move.
  • 4:53-5:00 - Holy shit.
  • 5:00-5:52 - Chris recycles scenes.
  • Overall - The fact that Chris doesn't realize how gay this song makes him look like.
  • Overall - Chris drawing himself more slender when he in RL is becoming fatter.

Transcript

From 4:40-5:10 Chris sings and says:

She's gotta be strong, she's gotta be pure and she's got to be fresh from the shop. I need a heroiiine, aaaah. I'm holding out for my hero til' the morning Hliiight. She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty and she's got to be the sweetest thing in liiiiffe, and her name be Ivvyyyyy. Dedicated to her. I love you, Ivy.

See also

External links

CWC's Message for Ivy Chris's videos CWC Major Update 26 March 2009