I am Alive

In reaction to the ads claiming that he died Chris made this video to dispell those rumors, and to apologize to Evan and Alec stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement

Note that the SheCameForCWC parody ad with Chris and his mom has been up for three days and he's never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead right next to it.

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C-log February 4th, 2010 First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid Alec and his stupid advertisements. Don't I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and healthy. That's for the announcements. I'll admit Alec has a sizeable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had--I originally had permission for using Simonchu in my comics from Evan, but then he took it away. Simonla was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh...I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today--or later on. I apologize to Alec for calling him naive multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao--here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing ::shoo:: there you go. Uhh...I just been--forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck. And I apologize to Alec for--for taking Asperchu and his--rec--and his recreated characters for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa--There'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother...hmm. I apologize for accusing him for female entrapment and..uh...rumors about rape. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to--he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham--giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. You don't rape a hamster. And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but real life just happens, though. That's my only excuse. Real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates. Yeah, so with that. I'll leave you all with that, and I'm alive, safe, well. Okay, have a good day.

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Oh, and one more thing. I'll admit that I was trolled Alec in the sense like I was trolled before and I apologize for that. I didn't want to leave that detail out. I trolled Alec, and I apologize for that, and I will not troll him anymore. Okay.

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