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On 13 March 2021, Chris posted both his Affirmations List and his Lovers Attributes List in the Place Discord server. When he did this, he opened the discussion of the lists with the following:

I will be writing out a list of my past and lingering self-criticisms and judgments, as well as a counter-list of affirmations to better motivate and remind my body and brain that it is safe to utilize its powers and abilities.
[1]

Which was then followed by:

Perhaps you all may have heard how I came onto this from an Anaxis bird.
[1]

After this, coupled with Chris's dissatisfaction with The WCT taking on the role of Lainchu, the Watchmen present in the server were concerned of Chris's mention of the "Anaxis bird", and came to believe that Anaxis was still influencing him under the Lainchu persona, despite him previously getting banned from the server. Following from this, they had a very averse reaction to both lists, as well as the release of Anaxis' fourth Chronicling A Medium's Guidance, and even discussed means of attempting to brainwash Chris in order to dissociate him from Anaxis.

Etymology

On 9 March 2021, Chris sent Anaxis a handful of messages he requested him to chronicle, viewing Anaxis as the "one true channeler".[2] Chris regarded the messages as "guidance" he received from a "very insightful medium", who Anaxis would later learn was Molly the Medium. On the 13th of that month, Chris, assuming that Anaxis was still friendly with the other Watchmen and that they knew he was still talking with him, made the announcement about Anaxis' new chronicling, declaring how they're aware of coming onto it from an "Anaxis bird".[3]

What Chris had likely meant when he referred to the "Anaxis bird" was that Anaxis was meant to record the information that Chris requested that he put in A Medium's Guidance, one of the Lainchu Chroniclings. However, the phrase Chris had used appears to be a mangling of the phrase "a little bird told me", which is used to indicate that a piece of secret information had been received from an undisclosed source, implying that Anaxis was secretly telling him to make both of these lists. Because of this, coupled with Anaxis' recent banning from the Place server, and Chris's dissatisfaction with this decision, the Watchmen became worried that they were losing Chris's interest, and that Anaxis could be manipulating Chris.

Watchmen Reaction

On 15 March 2021, the Watchmen The WCT, MKRNightVee, and Kyle discussed Anaxis and his supposed plans for Chris, misattributing the lists to Anaxis, and tried to come up with ways to convince Chris that Imposter Lainchu was the real one.

Lainchu Discussion

15 March 2021

Nova
Anaxis is still giving Chris ideas.
The WCT
How do we know this.
Nova
Chris conatantly [sic] mentions it.
The WCT
Is Anaxis still Lainchu to Chris?
Nova
He's always referred to him as Anaxis. So there's that.
MKR
It's a problem
The WCT
great, there's a dispute over the identity of Lainchu.

I'm the true and honest Lainchu.

Nova
We can use the SD thing.

As something only the real Lainchu would know.

The WCT
SD?
Nova
Chris gave me a dimension because I asked.

SD-49

The WCT
hmm.
Nova
Canonically we can place them there, whatever, basically a blank slate for the lore other than that I run it and it's for basically dimensional refugees.
The WCT
So everybody in here but Chris recognizes me as Lainchu?
Nova
Chris tentatively does, eventually still will.
The WCT
he's coming around (as seen in the previous chat we had).
Nova
Just that he's receptive to Anaxis manipulating him on some pretense that he's sorry.

Anaxis got him to do the list he made recently.

If you get it, don't share it, I don't think Chris marked it, but I said he should, because Anaxis will eventually.

The WCT
This Lainchu crisis is like the shit over who the real president of Venezuela is.

what will happen if Anaxis shares it? (edited)

Nova
Chris will be able to ID the leaker.
The WCT
And Anaxis is finished?
Nova
I hope.
The WCT
I haven't gotten anything from Anaxis in nearly a month now. he either now knows that I've replaced him as Lainchu or he believes I've withdrew or something. lol

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Dissociation Plans

After Anaxis had posted the Chronicling onto the CWCki, this only made the Watchmen, but especially The WCT, more furious. In the discussion that followed, Kyle comes up with the idea to convince Chris that The WCT's Lainchu is the real one, and The WCT begins plotting with him.

17 March 2021

[REDACTED]
Looks like Anaxis is still being Lainchu. He posted this chronicling from Chris.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Medium%27s_Guidance

Wonder if that medium is the Molly the Medium woman Chris followed on Patreon last month.

Nova
Still trying to make Anaxis be less pissy with me.

Probably Molly.

https://www.mollythemedium.com/

The WCT
Except he's no longer recognized by the Watchmen as "Lainchu".
Nova
This kind of states otherwise, makes me wonder what Anaxis has been saying outside of this.
The WCT
Is this the Liquid Chris situation again?

lol.

Nova
Basically, but Chris will obviously gravitate to the bigger simp, or possibly the one that at least tells the biggest line about FATED shit.
MKR
So fucking stupid
The WCT
Jfc.

I

Am

Lainchu

Nova
If we wanted to use this to break 2 lies at once. Did you bring up the SD-49 thing yet?
The WCT
Not yet.
Nova
Basically, a whole "I believe you've been fooled by people misrepresenting themselves as my true host, Lainchu is currently in SD-49 and it could serve as a means of positive identification going forward."

But this psychic medium shit, Chris has wasted at least 70 dollars so far...

Wait, 125.

MKR
Eww
Nova
It's ambiguous in terms of the format.

One of the two.

The WCT
this looks so obviously edited that Its sad to look at.

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Impostor Lainchu (The WCT)
yeppers.
Nova
I think that was a the [sic] message he allegedly sent to someone else to post, i.e. himself.

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Impostor Lainchu (The WCT)
So does my predecessor have another Discord account called "Lainchu"?
Nova
It's the one he used, so, ya.

Lore reason, he's bitter that he was found to be unsuitable as a host.

Impostor Lainchu (The WCT)
that might explain a lot.

Now it makes more sense to me why Chris talks to Anaxis still.

And to be honest, I don't blame him at all.

When you have multiple Lainchus in your DMs, you'll be left confused as fuck. lol

Nova
Maybe change the screenname to Lainchu (Current Host)?
Impostor Lainchu (The WCT)
or maybe, Lainchu (SD-49)?
Nova
But then Chris'll say its an alternate version.

Even if I can point out later that it's technically not possible for that to be true

Impostor Lainchu (The WCT)
The Lainchu he's talking to in DMs when compared to the Lainchu he's speaking to in the place are completely different people.

I feel like part of the reason why Chris hasn't completely caught on to mine is because he knows that other Lainchu a lot longer.

it may sound obvious, but Chris might have some sort of emotional connection with Anaxis.

Nova
Chris uses it because it's an in to Anaxis. He's shit at relationships, so the fact that Anaxis is barely there and basically gone, that's why he wants me to bring him back.

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See Also

References

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The Players

ChrisLainchu (NaughtKlopAnaxis) • Imposter Lainchu (The WCT) • MKRNightVeeValKyleMolly the Medium


Lainchu Chroniclings: The Journey to the MergeThe Vaughn InterludeThinking with PortalsA Medium's GuidanceA Future in Motion


Documentation: Imposter Lainchu: "Anaxis bird":
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