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{{quote|I am not a Pedofork,  YOU DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}
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[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]


A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.
{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}


This term was coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''," known to the rest of the world as "[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]]."
[[File:Pedo exposure.jpg|thumb|400px|Chris standing nonchalantly next to a pedofork.]]


Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.
A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdəfɔrk]), a portmanteau of "{{w|pedophile}}" and "dork", is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "[[CWC's Second Message|Madman Rising]]" video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "[[Bob Chandler|that senile old man]] in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as {{w|Herbert (Family Guy)|Herbert the Pervert}}.
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==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]


Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her.
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]], some things still manage to remain.  


Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age."
[[File:Pedo2.png|thumb|150px|How Chris sees sex in C-197.]]


He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him would reappear in the "elevator gag" in ''Sonichu'' #8.
At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].  


To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has ''some'' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series.  Though, at the time, Chris was under the impression that Spax3 was a villain from an upcoming Sonic game.  Also of note is that Chris's ED userpage still contained Rule 34 of the very same underage character (which was later used in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]).
Two more items of note: Joe Weston, Chris' own grandfather, was a pedofork (at age 30, he married [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s mother, who was half his age), and Chris himself used to wear [[Pedo-Glasses|pedo-glasses]].


{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}
==Pedoforks in [[Sonichu (comic)|Chris's comics]]==


[[File:Pdf.jpg|thumb|It may save your life]]
Chris's misunderstanding of why age of consent laws exist is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.


On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.
[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]
*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their jailbait characters.
 
*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.
Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children – all three of them are underage, being 11–12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with Mimi Rosechu while wearing a strap-on to hide the [[duck|ugly growth]] and rubbing the space between his legs with the [[china|genitals]] of Mimi... Robbie is canonically 11. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Set2Pic4.jpg In this image], his canon age was seven.
*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.
 
*In the [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] elevator gags, Chris includes porn of several underage characters, including [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic (15), Amy (12) Cream the Rabbit (6)]], The Powerpuff Girls (Around 5 or 6), and [[Pokemon|Misty (around 10-12)]]. In addition, one of the drawings from Rosechu's photo shoot earlier in the issue was traced from the cover of a furry doujinshi featuring Amy Rose.
[[File:CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card Pickle And BadBear.jpg|left|thumb|Autograph card sold by Chris in [[August 2018]], featuring a Pedobear.]]
 
Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what [[sex|that means]]), and Christine being "turned on" by both males and females (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018. Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, it can be inferred that they are still children.
 
==History==
 
In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Archive of Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://www.insider.com/shadman-shaddai-prejean-arrested-los-angeles-speculation-twitter-post-2021-11</ref> According to [[Merryweatherey]], Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that Chris was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Merryweatherey)#Shadbase]]</ref> However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.
 
In a conversation with [[Idea Guy]] Wise - who was role-playing as [[Blanc]], an underage character from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' - Chris, unprompted, went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with her.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris wants to fuck an anime girl]]</ref>
 
The [[Idea Guys]] tricked Chris into believing that he was a pedophile. According to a member of the [[Guard Dogs]]:
 
{{quoteboxgreen|Well, and [the Idea Guys] also extracted blackmail material from [Chris], like making him "admit" to being a pedophile [...] (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in [[high school]], right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Idea Guys' Blackmailing]]</ref>}}
 
In addition, [[Cryzel Rosechu]], a fictional character Chris was led to believe he was married to, was created by the Idea Guys and her age was given as 15 years old.
 
In [[June 2018]], Chris kissed a male fan, Anthpo, on the cheek at [[TooManyGames]]. Anthpo was 16 years old at the time.<ref name=anthpo>https://web.archive.org/web/20210803145454/https://twitter.com/anthpo/status/1422568192715763716</ref> It's unknown if Chris was aware of Anthpo's age.
 
==Chris and age disparity==
 
Chris appears to understand the age of consent, though does not seem to know or care about how creepy it is to be attracted to women half his age, or even younger, fictional or real. On 15 July 2020, [[Chris]] tweeted a creepy and sexual remark to a Twitter artist named Christine Usagi (@Fluffy_TG). After Fluffy asked Chris through [[Twitter]] how old he thought she was, Chris replied in his Sonichu persona thinking she was "roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times." (it's currently unknown what he meant by that last part). After the creepy reply, Fluffy_TG blocked Chris.
 
Chris has also allowed a shipping created by [[Helena Fiorenza]] involving [[Pickchu]] and [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]], despite them having a 20-year age gap.
 
On 16 July 2021, Chris and [[Fiona]] were having a conversation. In this conversation, Chris had asked for her age, to which she answered she was 19. Chris had previously estimated her to be 18 years old.<ref>[[Fiona DMs]]</ref> Despite this large gap in their ages, Chris still agreed to have sex with her, and has claimed on at least one occasion to "love" her. In a 4 July 2022 letter Chris sent to [[Helena Fiorenza]], Chris had commented on how Fiona, who he referred to by a pet name, looked like a "youthful high school sophmore". Chris has also claimed to have feelings for [[Bella]] and [[Annie Ikenberry]], despite the both of them both being half his age when he said this.<ref>[[The Place chats - Lonely Feelings]]</ref>
 
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==See also==
==See also==
 
[[File:AlessiChan.jpg|thumb|Alessi Chan]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Pedo-glasses]]
*[[Gaybian]]


==External links==
{{references}}
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and "...those dumb laws."]
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kNrlediMZc Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]


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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

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I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!
CWC's Second Message
Chris standing nonchalantly next to a pedofork.

A pedofork ([ˈpɛdəfɔrk]), a portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork", is Chris's term for a pedophile (paedophile to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "Madman Rising" video in response to trolls comparing Chris to "that senile old man in Family Guy", known to the rest of the world as Herbert the Pervert.

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or retcon out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his Sonichu comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very slow-in-the-mind, some things still manage to remain.

How Chris sees sex in C-197.

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his Love Quest that all potential sweethearts must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand why these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh.

Two more items of note: Joe Weston, Chris' own grandfather, was a pedofork (at age 30, he married Barb's mother, who was half his age), and Chris himself used to wear pedo-glasses.

Pedoforks in Chris's comics

Chris's misunderstanding of why age of consent laws exist is evidenced by a scene in Sonichu #8, when the Rosechus decide to strip for women's rights. Fourteen-year-old Zapina asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but Rosechu tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

An image by Shadman that Chris liked.

Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children – all three of them are underage, being 11–12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with Mimi Rosechu while wearing a strap-on to hide the ugly growth and rubbing the space between his legs with the genitals of Mimi... Robbie is canonically 11. In this image, his canon age was seven.

Autograph card sold by Chris in August 2018, featuring a Pedobear.

Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what that means), and Christine being "turned on" by both males and females (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018. Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, it can be inferred that they are still children.

History

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.[1] Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.[2] According to Merryweatherey, Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his fans had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that Chris was unaware of Shadman's reputation.[3] However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.

In a conversation with Idea Guy Wise - who was role-playing as Blanc, an underage character from Hyperdimension Neptunia - Chris, unprompted, went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with her.[4]

The Idea Guys tricked Chris into believing that he was a pedophile. According to a member of the Guard Dogs:

Well, and [the Idea Guys] also extracted blackmail material from [Chris], like making him "admit" to being a pedophile [...] (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in high school, right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")[5]

In addition, Cryzel Rosechu, a fictional character Chris was led to believe he was married to, was created by the Idea Guys and her age was given as 15 years old.

In June 2018, Chris kissed a male fan, Anthpo, on the cheek at TooManyGames. Anthpo was 16 years old at the time.[6] It's unknown if Chris was aware of Anthpo's age.

Chris and age disparity

Chris appears to understand the age of consent, though does not seem to know or care about how creepy it is to be attracted to women half his age, or even younger, fictional or real. On 15 July 2020, Chris tweeted a creepy and sexual remark to a Twitter artist named Christine Usagi (@Fluffy_TG). After Fluffy asked Chris through Twitter how old he thought she was, Chris replied in his Sonichu persona thinking she was "roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times." (it's currently unknown what he meant by that last part). After the creepy reply, Fluffy_TG blocked Chris.

Chris has also allowed a shipping created by Helena Fiorenza involving Pickchu and Reldnahc Naitsirhc, despite them having a 20-year age gap.

On 16 July 2021, Chris and Fiona were having a conversation. In this conversation, Chris had asked for her age, to which she answered she was 19. Chris had previously estimated her to be 18 years old.[7] Despite this large gap in their ages, Chris still agreed to have sex with her, and has claimed on at least one occasion to "love" her. In a 4 July 2022 letter Chris sent to Helena Fiorenza, Chris had commented on how Fiona, who he referred to by a pet name, looked like a "youthful high school sophmore". Chris has also claimed to have feelings for Bella and Annie Ikenberry, despite the both of them both being half his age when he said this.[8]

See also

Alessi Chan

References

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Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

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See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media