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'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] 16 [[September 2010]]. At [[Jackie's]] direction, Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble [http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo Mr. Popo] from ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]'' and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash Test Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]], and then rounds out the performance with a [[Wikipedia:Minstrel show|minstrel song]] adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''[[Wikipedia:Bamboozled|Bamboozled]]'', his [[muscle bra|masculine bosoms]] flailing wildly with each gyration.
'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] 16 [[September 2010]]. At [[Jackie]]'s direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble [http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo Mr. Popo] from ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]'' and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of "[[Wikipedia:Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]]" by the [[Wikipedia:Crash Test Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]], and then rounds out the performance with a [[Wikipedia:Minstrel show|minstrel song]] adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''[[Wikipedia:Bamboozled|Bamboozled]]'', his [[manboobs]] flailing wildly with each gyration.


It is now one of Chris's rarest videos, due to the original clip and further reuploads of it being taken down due to copyright.
It is one of Chris's rarest videos, due to the original clip and further mirrors of it being taken down due to copyright.


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[[File:PopoWTF.jpg|thumb|Mr. Popo, who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video]]
[[File:PopoWTF.jpg|thumb|Mr. Popo, who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video]]


[''fake sounding accent''] 'Ello. I am [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]] wearing genie, [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]]. [''nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio''] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.   
[''fake sounding accent''] 'Ello. I am [[glasses]] wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [''nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio''] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.   


[''plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"'']
[''plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"'']


[''starts "singing" ''] Once there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his [[high school]] years he...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his [[gal pals|friends]] and was [[Stress|troll tortured]]. By [[Trolls|bullies]] who were [[Chris and his Ego|jealous of his material things]] [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [''hums'']
[''starts "singing" '']
:Once, there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who
:Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
:But after his [[high school]] years he...
:[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Lost]]...his [[gal pals|friends]] and was [[Stress|troll tortured]]
:By [[Trolls|bullies]] who were jealous
:[[Chris and his ego|of his material things]] [''wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger''] Nonononononono.
:[''hums'']


Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. But then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]...
:Once there was this girl who
Loooove, it was so- [''hums'']  
:Continued to have friends long after high school.
:She could have had her pick of men,
:But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
:They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]...
:Loooove, it was so--[''hums'']


And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Tomgirl|boirl]] and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. [[Chris and Reality|In fantasy]], their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true! Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]! 
:And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Tomgirl|boirl]] and boy were glad
:When they both saw each other's eyes.
:When they met up!
:They both thought of each other. Very often!
:They had enjoyed each other's company
:Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
:[[Chris and Reality|In fantasy]], their days were simple
:And they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true!


[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no Saiyans on de [[Gitar of Fail|fiddle]], no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!  
:Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]! 
 
[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player'']
:And there ain't no Saiyans on de [[Gitar of Fail|fiddle]],
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
:Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!  


[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing'']
[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing'']
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!


And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!  
:And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
:Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!  


Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!


[''spoken''] Happy [[hanky-panky|loving]]! Between me and Jackie! I love you [[sweetheart]]. [[Duck|Boing!]]
[''spoken''] Happy [[hanky-panky|loving]]! Between me and Jackie! I love you [[sweetheart]]. [[Duck|Boing!]]

Revision as of 13:56, 31 March 2015

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Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube 16 September 2010. At Jackie's direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies, and then rounds out the performance with a minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his manboobs flailing wildly with each gyration.

It is one of Chris's rarest videos, due to the original clip and further mirrors of it being taken down due to copyright.


Video

Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.

I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.

Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.


Song For Jackie (EXTREMELY RARE CLIP begins at 3:27)
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Transcript

♫ Mammy, I'm home from Alabammy ♫
Mr. Popo, who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video

[fake sounding accent] 'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]

[starts "singing" ]

Once, there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who
Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
But after his high school years he...
Lost...his friends and was troll tortured
By bullies who were jealous
of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono.
[hums]
Once there was this girl who
Continued to have friends long after high school.
She could have had her pick of men,
But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
They matched up very well, heavenly matched...
Loooove, it was so--[hums]
And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad
When they both saw each other's eyes.
When they met up!
They both thought of each other. Very often!
They had enjoyed each other's company
Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
In fantasy, their days were simple
And they looked to be married and have their own boy. And girl. It's true!
Wait for marriage invitations!

[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player]

And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing]

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

Fan videos

Hank Hill Listens to Chris-Chan Sing "Song for Jackie"
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Stardate 23 March 2013
Made By The3ninjakids
Other Info Hank Hill's reaction to "Song for Jackie.MOV"
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Christian Weston Chandler's song for Jackie. mmm mmm mmm mmm
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Stardate 21 September 2010
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Other Info Chris's lyrics sung normally over original song
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

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1990s
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