10 September 2009
Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 is a video in which Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it. He also sucks up to the person he called a troll in the process!
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[Chris is standing there, Gitar of Fail around his neck, High School ring flashed]]
Captain's Log, Stardate Nine-Ten-Oh Nine. I have recieved a-- I recently received a phone call on the home phone, ah, from, ah, person that is supposedly from the Playstation Magazine in, uh, Europe. Call came restricted, did not leave a call back number, did not call back later, so, she's assumed troll.
I mean, if-a... [Stammers a lot] I would BELIEVE I was going to be interviewed for real for a magazine instead of a fake interview, I would believe it, IF Veronica Belmont of Playstation Corp. PERSONALLY came to the front door of my house, here in Ruckersville, VA, and ASKED me, and PERSONALLY asked me to an-- for an interview... [Nods head] I would gladly accept that.
But, anyway, Veronica, if you're watching this? [Thumbs up] You did an awesome job on Core, keep it up. Really in joy, y'know, about, I mean, it was so cool, you know, you became an honorary Gamer Girl, whatever that was, with that fancy shirt, I remember that, and all the other memorable moments of episode one. [Creepy smirk] And also, I like your recent interview with Jay Leno, that was good, and I know you like Little Big Planet, so, you know, I got a few levels of my Playstation ID as Sonichu, and thanks again for adding me as a friend. [Another thumbs up] You accepted my request.
[Stares into space for a bit]
So, anyway, with that, I would, ah, leave everyone in peace to know that, I'm up to, ahb, I'm on to your games, trolls. I know you call your quote/unquote "interviews" to be false, so back off. And back off on everything you're trolling doing because you're so trolling stupid.
Peace to everyone else, curse to the trolls.
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