XBox is OK.MOV

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XBox is OK.MOV is the second of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 September 2010. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his Xbox hatred, stating that he has nothing against homos, and removing any curses he placed. Chris appears to be trying to clear his name, perhaps to demonstrate to a certain sweetheart that he has changed his ways.

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Captain's log. Stardate September 13, 2010.

I am making this video to make a public statement. I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything... any beefs against the XBOX. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, can operate a BlueRay, But! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another Wii, or a Wii is another gaming console. And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center. Because the gaming edition is GONE! I... I have gotten rid of the horded systems, systems and games that, have been, I have horded for a number of years. And also, I would like to make another statement. I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however, however each of us individually chooses. So there.

[long pause]

[mumbles] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.

Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. I remove ALL hexes and curses to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you.

[nods] Forgiveness! And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.