Chris's Big Night Out

“	"Mmm, goes down salty."	”
Chris, the connoisseur.

On 12 June 2009, at a local restaurant/bar, Chris broke his 27 year period of abstaining from alcohol and had a sip of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris reportedly tried the drink because he saw Marge Simpson try it in an episode of The Simpsons, and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink.

Video

What was going through Chris's mind.

Note that when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction when he swallows his navy.

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Recipe

For reference, a Long Island Iced Tea contains:

• 1 Part Vodka
• 1 Part Tequila
• 1 Part Rum
• 1 Part Gin
• 1 Part Orange Liqueur
• 1 Part Lemon Syrup
• A splash of Coca Cola

So yeah, not very alcoholic at all.

Chris went on record saying the drink 'Goes down salty, but it's pretty tasty'.

Transcript

Unidentified female voice: So... So what do you have right now Chris?

Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.

Unidentified Male voice: Say that one more time?

Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.

Unidentified Male voice: Alright, rocket. (Rock it?)

Unidentified Female voice: Okay!

(Chris sips a tiny amount of Long Island Iced Tea)

Unidentified Female voice: What do you think of it?

Chris: Goes down salty.

Unidentified Female voice: Kinda salty?

Chris: Yep. -pause- Uh, it's pretty tasty.

Unidentified Female voice: Yeah.

Unidentified Male voice: Alright.

Unidentified Female voice: So... Look excited! -laughs- You don't look very excited!

Reaction

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BTW, IF HE ENDS UP FUCKING A GIRL FROM THIS, NO MATTER HOW DRUNK SHE IS, NO MATTER HOW IMPAIRED HER JUDGMENT IS, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE SHE REMEMBERS, I WILL DESTROY THIS PLANET WITH MY ANGER.

”

The reaction from the PVCC, needless to say, has been one of shock. Chris? Drinking alcohol?

External Links

• How to make a Long Island Iced Tea

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