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On 12 June [[2009]], Chris visited a local TGI Friday's, where he encountered a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. In first video, [[Chris]] broke his 27 year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two fucking glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris reportedly tried the drink because he saw Marge Simpson try it in an episode of ''The Simpsons'', and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink. Note that when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction when he swallows his [[navy]]. | On 12 June [[2009]], Chris visited a local TGI Friday's, where he encountered a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. In first video, [[Chris]] broke his 27 year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two fucking glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris reportedly tried the drink because he saw Marge Simpson try it in an episode of ''The Simpsons'', and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink. Note that when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction when he swallows his [[navy]]. | ||
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==Grip 'n' Sip== | |||
[[Image:Chris_boozed_up.jpg|thumb|Chris, how he sees himself as after a few drinks.]] | [[Image:Chris_boozed_up.jpg|thumb|Chris, how he sees himself as after a few drinks.]] | ||
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Guy: No, “excited”-- No, “excited”-- “Excited” is-- | Guy: No, “excited”-- No, “excited”-- “Excited” is-- | ||
==Chris Loves The Nightlife== | ==Chris Loves The Nightlife== | ||
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "I Love the Nightlife" like a [[autism|retard]]. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing. | In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "I Love the Nightlife" like a [[autism|retard]]. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing. | ||
It should come as no surprise to anyone - except perhaps Chris - that "I Love the | It should come as no surprise to anyone - except perhaps Chris - that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time [[trolls]] will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. | ||
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{{quote|I love the | {{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogie!}} | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
[''Chris sings all of “I Love the | [''Chris sings all of “I Love the Nightlife”, his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing''] | ||
DJ: Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher! | DJ: Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher! | ||
==Additional Videos== | ==Additional Videos== | ||
Revision as of 09:53, 14 June 2009
On 12 June 2009, Chris visited a local TGI Friday's, where he encountered a pair of fans who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to YouTube. In first video, Chris broke his 27 year period of abstaining from alcohol and had a sip (and then two fucking glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris reportedly tried the drink because he saw Marge Simpson try it in an episode of The Simpsons, and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink. Note that when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction when he swallows his navy.
Grip 'n' Sip
| “ | Mmm! Goes down salty. | ” |
Transcript
Girl: So… so what do you have right now, Chris?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
Guy: Say that one more time?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
Guy: Alright… rock it!
Girl: Okay!
[Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip]
Girl: What do you think of it?
[Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty]
Chris: Mmm! Goes down salty.
Girl: Kinda salty?
Chris: Yeah… but it's pretty tasty.
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Uh-huh! Alright!
Girl: So… look excited!
[Chris smiles almost imperceptibly]
Girl: [laughs] You don't look very excited!
Guy: No, “excited”-- No, “excited”-- “Excited” is--
Chris Loves The Nightlife
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "I Love the Nightlife" like a retard. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.
It should come as no surprise to anyone - except perhaps Chris - that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large gay following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters video.
| “ | I love the nightlife! I've got to boogie! | ” |
Transcript
[Chris sings all of “I Love the Nightlife”, his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing]
DJ: Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!
Additional Videos
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