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{{quote|I am not a Pedofork,  YOU DORKS!!!|Christian Weston Chandler}}
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[[Image:Herbert (Family Guy).JPG|thumb|120px|Chris's role-model]]
{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}


A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced "PED-oh-fork"),'' a portmanteau for "pedophile" and "dork", is [[Chris]]'s term for a pedophile (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.
[[File:Pedo exposure.jpg|thumb|400px|Chris standing nonchalantly next to a pedofork.]]


This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''," known to the rest of the world as "[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]]."
A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdəfɔrk]), a portmanteau of "{{w|pedophile}}" and "dork", is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "[[CWC's Second Message|Madman Rising]]" video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "[[Bob Chandler|that senile old man]] in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as {{w|Herbert (Family Guy)|Herbert the Pervert}}.


Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]], some things still manage to remain.  
==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|right|250px|"I AM NOT A PEDOFORK, YOU DORKS!"]]
Although the Sonichu series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into issue 8. This included graphic depictions of Sonichu and Rosechu having sex, and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims "I've just turned 14-years cute!!!" and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for "[[women's rights]]." Rosechu says "I don't know child, what with the dumb laws." Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age." He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. But in Virginia, it's 18. He also believes that kids can participate in "adult" activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision.  


All of his attempts at a classified ad for himself always start with "I'm looking for an 18-2X boyfriend free girl…" At his age, being seen with a woman a decade younger than him would be considered socially unacceptable and downright creepy, based on the "half-your-age-plus-seven" tradition. Of course, Chris doesn't understand social mores regarding age differences, so to him, if she's legal and breathing, she's fit as a sexual partner. This leads one to ask how low he'd go. If the legal age were, for example, 14, would he instead be saying "I'm looking for an 14-28 year old boyfriend-free girl…"?
[[File:Pedo2.png|thumb|150px|How Chris sees sex in C-197.]]


Chris notoriously had sex with [[Kimmi]], an anime blow up doll that looks underage. He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said character and her 8 year old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the "elevator gag" in Sonichu #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics). This obviously brings up many questions.  
At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].  


To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] series. This could mean that he looks down on someone going after someone so young or it could just be shock that someone shares a [[Love Quest|common interest]] with him. In addition, he stated that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|bestiality]] is wrong, but didn't mention the age factor.  
Two more items of note: Joe Weston, Chris' own grandfather, was a pedofork (at age 30, he married [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s mother, who was half his age), and Chris himself used to wear [[Pedo-Glasses|pedo-glasses]].


Another thing to note is that Chris's own character [[Rosechu]] is based off [[Amy Rose]], another character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series, and one who is only twelve years old in canon.<ref>http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Rose</ref>
==Pedoforks in [[Sonichu (comic)|Chris's comics]]==


It's possible Chris only cares about getting his [[china]], and not so much how old it is. Then again, he doesn't ask for girls any older than him on his [[sign]], so clearly he [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|likes 'em young]], so to speak. But this also might be a throwback from his "old-fashioned" rearing, which demands that the woman must be younger.
Chris's misunderstanding of why age of consent laws exist is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.


{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}
[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]


While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that "if there's grass on the field, play ball." On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.
Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children – all three of them are underage, being 11–12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with Mimi Rosechu while wearing a strap-on to hide the [[duck|ugly growth]] and rubbing the space between his legs with the [[china|genitals]] of Mimi... Robbie is canonically 11. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Set2Pic4.jpg In this image], his canon age was seven.


*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''. Not to mention that Rosechu is blatantly copied from [[Amy Rose]], who is canonically ''twelve years old''.
[[File:CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card Pickle And BadBear.jpg|left|thumb|Autograph card sold by Chris in [[August 2018]], featuring a Pedobear.]]


*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as "dumb". What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are "stripping for women's rights" and the "14 years cute" Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of "those dumb laws", she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.
Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what [[sex|that means]]), and Christine being "turned on" by both males and females (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018. Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, it can be inferred that they are still children.


*He named a character [[Lolisa Rosechu]], which sounds an awful lot like "Lolita". The odds are pretty good that he's never read Nabokov, and he probably doesn't even understand the meaning of the generic term, but the coincidence remains disturbing, even though she is actually the oldest [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]].
==History==


*In [[Mailbag 3]], a [[troll|fan]] emailed him asking if he would lower the legal age of consent, and if so, what he would lower it to. He answered with 16. Although the age of consent ''is'' 16 in many US States, the current legal age in Virginia is 18. He then made a terrible pun that suggested he wants to sleep with 16-year-old girls.
In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Archive of Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://www.insider.com/shadman-shaddai-prejean-arrested-los-angeles-speculation-twitter-post-2021-11</ref> According to [[Merryweatherey]], Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that Chris was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Merryweatherey)#Shadbase]]</ref> However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.


*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.
In a conversation with [[Idea Guy]] Wise - who was role-playing as [[Blanc]], an underage character from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' - Chris, unprompted, went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with her.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris wants to fuck an anime girl]]</ref>


*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says "I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it." When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.
The [[Idea Guys]] tricked Chris into believing that he was a pedophile. According to a member of the [[Guard Dogs]]:


*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages]] on Facebook, it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.
{{quoteboxgreen|Well, and [the Idea Guys] also extracted blackmail material from [Chris], like making him "admit" to being a pedophile [...] (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in [[high school]], right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Idea Guys' Blackmailing]]</ref>}}


*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.
In addition, [[Cryzel Rosechu]], a fictional character Chris was led to believe he was married to, was created by the Idea Guys and her age was given as 15 years old.
 
In [[June 2018]], Chris kissed a male fan, Anthpo, on the cheek at [[TooManyGames]]. Anthpo was 16 years old at the time.<ref name=anthpo>https://web.archive.org/web/20210803145454/https://twitter.com/anthpo/status/1422568192715763716</ref> It's unknown if Chris was aware of Anthpo's age.
 
==Chris and age disparity==
 
Chris appears to understand the age of consent, though does not seem to know or care about how creepy it is to be attracted to women half his age, or even younger, fictional or real. On 15 July 2020, [[Chris]] tweeted a creepy and sexual remark to a Twitter artist named Christine Usagi (@Fluffy_TG). After Fluffy asked Chris through [[Twitter]] how old he thought she was, Chris replied in his Sonichu persona thinking she was "roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times." (it's currently unknown what he meant by that last part). After the creepy reply, Fluffy_TG blocked Chris.
 
Chris has also allowed a shipping created by [[Helena Fiorenza]] involving [[Pickchu]] and [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]], despite them having a 20-year age gap.
 
On 16 July 2021, Chris and [[Fiona]] were having a conversation. In this conversation, Chris had asked for her age, to which she answered she was 19. Chris had previously estimated her to be 18 years old.<ref>[[Fiona DMs]]</ref> Despite this large gap in their ages, Chris still agreed to have sex with her, and has claimed on at least one occasion to "love" her. In a 4 July 2022 letter Chris sent to [[Helena Fiorenza]], Chris had commented on how Fiona, who he referred to by a pet name, looked like a "youthful high school sophmore". Chris has also claimed to have feelings for [[Bella]] and [[Annie Ikenberry]], despite the both of them both being half his age when he said this.<ref>[[The Place chats - Lonely Feelings]]</ref>
 
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==See also==
==See also==
[[File:AlessiChan.jpg|thumb|Alessi Chan]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Chris's first use of the term pedofork]]
*[[Pedo-glasses]]
==References==
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==External links==
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*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9P29.htm The disturbing Zapina page]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]


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“ I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!! ”
CWC's Second Message
Chris standing nonchalantly next to a pedofork.

A pedofork ([ˈpɛdəfɔrk]), a portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork", is Chris's term for a pedophile (paedophile to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "Madman Rising" video in response to trolls comparing Chris to "that senile old man in Family Guy", known to the rest of the world as Herbert the Pervert.

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or retcon out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his Sonichu comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very slow-in-the-mind, some things still manage to remain.

How Chris sees sex in C-197.

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his Love Quest that all potential sweethearts must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand why these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh.

Two more items of note: Joe Weston, Chris' own grandfather, was a pedofork (at age 30, he married Barb's mother, who was half his age), and Chris himself used to wear pedo-glasses.

Pedoforks in Chris's comics

Chris's misunderstanding of why age of consent laws exist is evidenced by a scene in Sonichu #8, when the Rosechus decide to strip for women's rights. Fourteen-year-old Zapina asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but Rosechu tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

An image by Shadman that Chris liked.

Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children – all three of them are underage, being 11–12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with Mimi Rosechu while wearing a strap-on to hide the ugly growth and rubbing the space between his legs with the genitals of Mimi... Robbie is canonically 11. In this image, his canon age was seven.

Autograph card sold by Chris in August 2018, featuring a Pedobear.

Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what that means), and Christine being "turned on" by both males and females (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018. Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, it can be inferred that they are still children.

History

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.[1] Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.[2] According to Merryweatherey, Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his fans had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that Chris was unaware of Shadman's reputation.[3] However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.

In a conversation with Idea Guy Wise - who was role-playing as Blanc, an underage character from Hyperdimension Neptunia - Chris, unprompted, went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with her.[4]

The Idea Guys tricked Chris into believing that he was a pedophile. According to a member of the Guard Dogs:

Well, and [the Idea Guys] also extracted blackmail material from [Chris], like making him "admit" to being a pedophile [...] (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in high school, right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")[5]

In addition, Cryzel Rosechu, a fictional character Chris was led to believe he was married to, was created by the Idea Guys and her age was given as 15 years old.

In June 2018, Chris kissed a male fan, Anthpo, on the cheek at TooManyGames. Anthpo was 16 years old at the time.[6] It's unknown if Chris was aware of Anthpo's age.

Chris and age disparity

Chris appears to understand the age of consent, though does not seem to know or care about how creepy it is to be attracted to women half his age, or even younger, fictional or real. On 15 July 2020, Chris tweeted a creepy and sexual remark to a Twitter artist named Christine Usagi (@Fluffy_TG). After Fluffy asked Chris through Twitter how old he thought she was, Chris replied in his Sonichu persona thinking she was "roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times." (it's currently unknown what he meant by that last part). After the creepy reply, Fluffy_TG blocked Chris.

Chris has also allowed a shipping created by Helena Fiorenza involving Pickchu and Reldnahc Naitsirhc, despite them having a 20-year age gap.

On 16 July 2021, Chris and Fiona were having a conversation. In this conversation, Chris had asked for her age, to which she answered she was 19. Chris had previously estimated her to be 18 years old.[7] Despite this large gap in their ages, Chris still agreed to have sex with her, and has claimed on at least one occasion to "love" her. In a 4 July 2022 letter Chris sent to Helena Fiorenza, Chris had commented on how Fiona, who he referred to by a pet name, looked like a "youthful high school sophmore". Chris has also claimed to have feelings for Bella and Annie Ikenberry, despite the both of them both being half his age when he said this.[8]

See also

Alessi Chan

References

  1. ↑ Archive of Chris's Follow list from that month
  2. ↑ https://www.insider.com/shadman-shaddai-prejean-arrested-los-angeles-speculation-twitter-post-2021-11
  3. ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (Merryweatherey)#Shadbase
  4. ↑ Idea Guy Q&A#Chris wants to fuck an anime girl
  5. ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Idea Guys' Blackmailing
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210803145454/https://twitter.com/anthpo/status/1422568192715763716
  7. ↑ Fiona DMs
  8. ↑ The Place chats - Lonely Feelings
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