CWC Update 29 July 2009

Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls. Note that he somehow grew his full goatee back in three days.

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Alright... Captain's Log, Stardate: July 29th, 2009. Let's get this over with right off the bat. Dispelling rumors and making a few points. There are NO official Sonichu and Rosechu merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying right now, it's fake, especially from the damn black- brown... brown striped impostor posing as me. Ignore all YouTube videos portraying me in a wrong sense, especially if it is not on my TRUE YouTube account, this one: I-B-A Chandler! Portra- playing also playing off of my father's license plate... a little bit. I B Mr. C! Follow Mr. C's, I'm an important C. (?) Mr. Chandler. IBAChandler.

And yes, it is true, I have called myself a troll, because I am trolling my trolls back! So, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls ONLY. I am not a troll to any of the TRUE, HONEST people out there. I just- because of the internet, and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you're not a troll, and you know you're not, it does not apply to you. Otherwise, you know you're a troll: I'M TROLLIN' YOU BACK!

And... it's okay to be... stupid sometimes. Stupid... Damn, dirty song! While it is NOT okay to be homosexual, I will let- I will personally not judge any individual of that... one trait. I am willing to be friends with homosexuals. And let me make it clear: I will NOT TOLERATE ANY FURTHER DAMN DIRTY STUPID QUESTIONS QUESTIONING MY DANG ORIENTATION! I, CHRISTOPHER CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, AM STRAIGHT! Have good faith... in me. And... to all my loyal, true viewers, fans everybody: you will be rewarded. I leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.

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AY! Impostor en rayas de marrón. Yo tenia dos años de español en mi escuela secundaria, Manchester High. Con mi señora bonita.

Y yo recibe durante los classes el apodo que yo use para mi internet, RICARDO, mi nombre fue Ricardo en las clases de español. Recuerde el pokésite de R.W.C con CWC pokésite 2, (goes off listing his sites)

Yo voy a hacer una apuesta. Que tu el impostor que no graduaste desde [High Pitch] TU escuela secundaria ¡En serio! [Cut] Yo el verdad, Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler no solamente me gradue de Manchester High con mi TITULO [shows degree, then puts it down]. Mi titulo de basketball en mi fi- en mi año de freshman [shows his basketball degree, proceeds to put it down]. ¡Estupido! TU ERES ESTUPIDO.

No solamente con ellos, pero con mis punto de HONOR ROLL ¡Bueno!

¿Y como fue escribe en los comicos de Sonichu [feels his badge], Rosechu y Yo? [Semi-Gangster expression] Yo!

Yo fue a Piedmont Virginia Community College para mi- [Cut] Para mi titulo y certificado para COMPUTA EDIT FARTING AND DEZAIN [Shows both certificates, second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu & Megan art.]

Que yo diplomade(?) muy bueno y recibe en.. June, 2006. [Guess he never learnt how to say dates in Spanish.]

¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? ¿Tu titulo de Piedmont de t-- ¿Tu certificado de Piedmont de Art drafting & design?

¿Donde estan? Tu no tienes. [Dramatic glasses removal] Tu no tienes. ¿VRRRRDAD?

Tu no tienes, yo tiene. Yo soy el verdad Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. Entonces, PORFAVOR. Para todos los veces en el futuro y ahora. [Hand gestures] ¡Dejar de este juego maldito! Impostor tonto y estupido. [Homo pose]

Tambien. Me presente. Responde en Español bueno [Because your Spanish is excelent, Ricardo.] ¿Si no que bueno? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.

¿Responde en Ingles? No es bueño. No es bueño, tonto impostor en rayas de marron.

Paz.

English Translation

Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady. [something] Ricardo, my name in Spanish is Ricardo.