20 December 2009

In "Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009" (officially "12202009.MOV"), Chris torments one of his many cats (Kitty Chandler) and discusses how he could not upload any comic pages due to his shitty computer not working after a blackout. He also tells his viewers not to look at any billboards that involve him due to Clyde Cash photoshopping the pictures.

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[Noise of a growling cat is prominently heard whilst Chris holds her]

Captain's log stardate December 20th 2009,

[Loud Growl]

[In baby voice:]

Up. My little kitty here is getting a little fuzzy.

[To the cat, in baby voice:]

What you doing kitty-kit? It's okay, I'm handling, it's okay. Huai. Yeah. She's just my sweet little kitty. Yeah. Okay i'll let you down kitty.

[Puts cat down, the cat stops growling.]

[To the viewers:]

You know how kitties can be sometimes. Anyway, eh, making this video as an udate. I apologise for past couple of nights of me not being able to upload any pages, because, eh, yesterday I had a two second blackout which pretty much, eh, took my computer out and, eh, what not, I'm trying to restart it, it messed it u-, it wouldn't work for me, so I had to go through a whole restoring the system restore thing and it just took me a whole, great number, ti- , great amount of time for me to fix that and reinstall al-most everything, but, yeah but, a-as soon as, as soon as this bad time this week goes up later I'll be able to, eh, answer a few more letter in the mailbag, and I will. Kitty.

[Goes looking for the cat, walks offscreen.]

Kitty, come here kitty. Kit-kit.

[Chris grabs te cat offscreen. Furious cat-screeching is heard. To the cat:]

Ahh. Easy now kitty. Easy now.

[Put's cat down for no apparent reason. To the cat:]

Now now, there you go.

[To the viewers again:]

See also

• Chandler Cats
• Clyde Cash