I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy

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Ivy, i'm sorry i've made some mis-i'm sorry i've made the mistakes of showing your picture off to some-to a few, trusted individuals in real life, and and i'm sorry about'ta other mistakes i've made like, I've should have been drawing the comic, but i got caught up with other things from real life.

Ivy, i promise you, i promise you my undying love and devotion, i promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity and all my romantic ways and all my emotions, my undying emotions. They belong only to you.

I swear in the name of my lord and savior jesus christ (maybe?), i will never, ever, leave you. You have my undying devotion. I'm all yours, and i hope that you fee-mmh-i hope that you feel samely about me. So, lets just try to keep it that way and ivy, i love you so much [Creepy french kissing with Kimmi].

Never leave me, Ivy. and i will never leave you. I love you too much.

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He's just fucking insane