Chris's Big Night Out
On 12 June 2009, at a local TGI Friday's, Chris broke his 27 year period of abstaining from alcohol and had a sip (and then two fucking glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris reportedly tried the drink because he saw Marge Simpson try it in an episode of The Simpsons, and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink. Note that when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction when he swallows his navy. The identities of the man and woman who accompanied Chris are unknown, though the woman sounds like Emily.
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Transcript
Girl: So… so what do you have right now, Chris?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
Guy: Say that one more time?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
Guy: Alright… rock it!
Girl: Okay!
[Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip]
Girl: What do you think of it?
[Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty]
Chris: Mmm! Goes down salty.
Girl: Kinda salty?
Chris: Yeah… but it's pretty tasty.
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Uh-huh! Alright!
Girl: So… look excited!
[Chris smiles almost imperceptibly]
Girl: [laughs] You don't look very excited!
Guy: No, “excited”-- No, “excited”-- “Excited” is--
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