CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters

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Simple as that; I will not accept any e-mails or phone calls; ONLY REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS. So, if you are a True, Honest, Caring (18-27-year old, smoke-free, non-black) Woman, who desires at least a pleasant conversation with me ;) , you'll have to be living in Virginia and press your luck on a Chance Encounter. With that statement aside, a new piece of comical wit after the music; laugh it up.

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Summary

After a two-week silence (and video purge), Chris-chan posts up a brand new video saying that he will not accept any encounters with 18-(insert his age here) females unless it's in real life. Same racist requirements apply. Afterwords, he fails at making a joke.

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Transcript

I wish to make a, uh, general statement for I-uh some of the comical wit. Granted, now, I am still a single legitimate eligible male I still am look-thh I still am looking for an 18-27 year old smoke free non-alcoholic non-black woman. But most importantly, she's gotta be caring, true, and honest.

[cut] [casette tape playback of "I Love the Nightlife" very loudly begins]

So, if there are any true, caring, honest women.. NOT any trolls, that wish to, uh, look me up and, uh, schedule a date, you'll have to, uh, find me in person. And it'l-uh, have to be a chance meeting.. in which, on that case, I will NOT be accepting any phone calls, [removes eyeglasses] or e-mails. S-sooo you'll just have to try to pressure- you'll just have to press your luck on, uh, getting a date with me. So, that's just the way life is. [retarded wiggling]

[cut] [music is no longer playing]

So now with that, uh, note aside, uh, I wish to, uh, c-uh-commute the, uh, new comical wit of which I have just created today.

[cut] [begins singing with annotated lyrics at the top]

Oh, I'm single and lonely, and possibly a bit horny.
But that ain't fit for a "Droll" "Sit-chee-ation", so now I'll just make it corny.

[put glasses back on]

I laugh at you, you stupid trolls. DIE. Peace.